Author Topic: Gun/Sword/Military/things "porn" thread.  (Read 97179 times)

Lord Ignatz

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We need bigger guns!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxykqgRodTc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wT1xkRpCKk

It's really interesting how you don't just shoot at the enemy.
There's a whole complicated logistic system behind. The more you know.

Offline Shirley

I present to you, the best weapon ever created...and one I hope to own one day...
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!! Because you all suck and need to lighten up  Me In a Nutshell
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Offline [Astral|Zephyr]™

I present to you, the best weapon ever created...and one I hope to own one day...

You know, usually I prefer modern weapons, but for THIS rifle, it's a definite exception! Nice choice BMU! 8)

I'd love to own that...
The only way to truly hurt a man, is to take everything that he valued and degrade it and remind him of it everyday of his life. But by doing this, you also create a monster, and you will regret ever harming that man, because he will be your greatest horror.

Offline Weasel

I present to you, the best weapon ever created...and one I hope to own one day...

The best weapon ever created? What about Glorious Avtomat Kalashnikova?

Offline Pal

Meh, I think you're both wrong. But whatever. :P

Heinrike [Nov 10, 2016, 11:00:11 am]: I'm bored too, but otherwise bored  Elvis Strunk [Dec 14, 2015, 01:43:59 AM]: Would make it easier to keep track of all the characters, at least. "They're all dead."
Eonymia [Dec 15, 2016, 10:14:17 pm]: Losers don't win, do drugs Arraxis [Feb 18, 2017, 03:12:47 am]: Slither me timbers

Offline The Loli Assassin

Some of Russia's new military tech looks pretty good, or at least the concept art is pretty.





https://vimeo.com/103542677
"A large [enemy] fleet has been [detected]. They are fifteen miles away and headed in our direction. They are believed to have four battleships, eight cruisers, and a number of destroyers. This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can." - Ernest E. Evans, Commander, USS Johnston (DD-557)

Offline Elvis Strunk

The best weapon ever? You'll all wrong.

It's THIS!

Offline Pal

The best weapon ever? You'll all wrong.

It's THIS!
*bows the might of evils' post*

Heinrike [Nov 10, 2016, 11:00:11 am]: I'm bored too, but otherwise bored  Elvis Strunk [Dec 14, 2015, 01:43:59 AM]: Would make it easier to keep track of all the characters, at least. "They're all dead."
Eonymia [Dec 15, 2016, 10:14:17 pm]: Losers don't win, do drugs Arraxis [Feb 18, 2017, 03:12:47 am]: Slither me timbers

Offline Shirley

I present to you, the best weapon ever created...and one I hope to own one day...

The best weapon ever created? What about Glorious Avtomat Kalashnikova?

It's accuracy sucks, it can't shoot through bulletproof glass, and you're a commie that Heinirke will smash. Enjoy!

The best weapon ever? You'll all wrong.

It's THIS!
*bows the might of evils' post*

WRONG! It's

Spoiler
WORDS!!
« Last Edit: April 27, 2015, 04:21:02 pm by BITE ME UNIVERSE »
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!! Because you all suck and need to lighten up  Me In a Nutshell
KomiTsuku [Sep 22, 2015, 03:43:44 PM]:But tentacle monsters are our friends. BITE ME UNIVERSE [Oct 16, 2016, 09:21:04 pm]:   because one type of forbidden love just isn't enough Afro-Kun [Facebook Nov 21, 2015, 22:40:01 PM]: "I WAS JUST HANDED TEA AND THEN; Friend: "I put the tea in "NTR"!" FRIEND PLS"

Offline [Astral|Zephyr]™

I present to you, the best weapon ever created...and one I hope to own one day...

The best weapon ever created? What about Glorious Avtomat Kalashnikova?

It's accuracy sucks, it can't shoot through bulletproof glass, and you're a commie that Heinirke will sash. Enjoy!

Yeah, the AK-47's accuracy sucks. Not really my recommendation.

On another note, this is my favorite sniper rifle, the Barrett M82A1. 8)
« Last Edit: April 27, 2015, 03:30:20 pm by Astral »
The only way to truly hurt a man, is to take everything that he valued and degrade it and remind him of it everyday of his life. But by doing this, you also create a monster, and you will regret ever harming that man, because he will be your greatest horror.

Offline The Nothing

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It's accuracy sucks, it can't shoot through bulletproof glass, and you're a commie that Heinirke will sash. Enjoy!

Who cares about accuracy when you can FIRE ZE RAILGUN !!! Er no this is not what I meant... Who cares about accuracy with such impressive rate of fire ? Ya know most automatic weapons are not very accurate, but it's not their main goal. Most, because there are some very accurate weapons with huge rate of fire. (can't remember the name sorry)

It is easy to use, easy to maintain, and lethal against weight armored target.

But well then, remember you are all wrong, because the best weapons of all time is...

Spoiler

Imperial guard's laser rifle !

Easy to produce, easy to maintain, you can reload its battery with solar energy, and in case of emergency; by putting the energy cell into a fire. It has a good efficient range, and it's shots can't be dodged, unless you're a jedi or a farseer. But we all know eldar farseer sucks anyway  :P

Offline Shirley

On another note, this is my favorite sniper rifle, the Barrett M82A1. 8)

Barrett is best sniper. Good choice.
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!! Because you all suck and need to lighten up  Me In a Nutshell
KomiTsuku [Sep 22, 2015, 03:43:44 PM]:But tentacle monsters are our friends. BITE ME UNIVERSE [Oct 16, 2016, 09:21:04 pm]:   because one type of forbidden love just isn't enough Afro-Kun [Facebook Nov 21, 2015, 22:40:01 PM]: "I WAS JUST HANDED TEA AND THEN; Friend: "I put the tea in "NTR"!" FRIEND PLS"

Lord Ignatz

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WRONG! It's

Spoiler
WORDS!!

Indeed.

Spoiler


Moar automatic guns!



Offline Universe

Spoiler

"POOF"
(Disappears)
« Last Edit: April 28, 2015, 09:11:30 am by Universe »
UNIVERSE

Offline Pal

Pies, if I knew anything about the warhammer universe, I'd say something. But I don't, sorry. :(

Kana, tommy gun, I like. >:D

Heinrike [Nov 10, 2016, 11:00:11 am]: I'm bored too, but otherwise bored  Elvis Strunk [Dec 14, 2015, 01:43:59 AM]: Would make it easier to keep track of all the characters, at least. "They're all dead."
Eonymia [Dec 15, 2016, 10:14:17 pm]: Losers don't win, do drugs Arraxis [Feb 18, 2017, 03:12:47 am]: Slither me timbers