Author Topic: Gun/Sword/Military/things "porn" thread.  (Read 96612 times)

Offline Heinrike

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It's accuracy sucks, it can't shoot through bulletproof glass, and you're a commie that Heinirke will sash. Enjoy!

Who cares about accuracy when you can FIRE ZE RAILGUN !!! Er no this is not what I meant... Who cares about accuracy with such impressive rate of fire ? Ya know most automatic weapons are not very accurate, but it's not their main goal. Most, because there are some very accurate weapons with huge rate of fire. (can't remember the name sorry)

It is easy to use, easy to maintain, and lethal against weight armored target.

But well then, remember you are all wrong, because the best weapons of all time is...

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Imperial guard's laser rifle !

Easy to produce, easy to maintain, you can reload its battery with solar energy, and in case of emergency; by putting the energy cell into a fire. It has a good efficient range, and it's shots can't be dodged, unless you're a jedi or a farseer. But we all know eldar farseer sucks anyway  :P


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Offline Shirley

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"POOF"
(Disappears)

....that's a sexy weapon...
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!! Because you all suck and need to lighten up  Me In a Nutshell
KomiTsuku [Sep 22, 2015, 03:43:44 PM]:But tentacle monsters are our friends. BITE ME UNIVERSE [Oct 16, 2016, 09:21:04 pm]:   because one type of forbidden love just isn't enough Afro-Kun [Facebook Nov 21, 2015, 22:40:01 PM]: "I WAS JUST HANDED TEA AND THEN; Friend: "I put the tea in "NTR"!" FRIEND PLS"

Offline [Astral|Zephyr]™

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"POOF"
(Disappears)

....that's a sexy weapon...

That looks like the HS Produkt VHS... Or is it the Kel-Tec RFB? ???
The only way to truly hurt a man, is to take everything that he valued and degrade it and remind him of it everyday of his life. But by doing this, you also create a monster, and you will regret ever harming that man, because he will be your greatest horror.

Offline Elvis Strunk

The thing is, the pen being mighter than the sword doesn't change just because automatic weapons exist. If anything, that just implies that the automatic weapon is mighter than the pen, which is STILL mightier than the sword. So, it goes:

Automatic weapon
Pen
Sword

Anybody else starting to feel bad for the sword?

Offline Shirley

The thing is, the pen being mighter than the sword doesn't change just because automatic weapons exist. If anything, that just implies that the automatic weapon is mighter than the pen, which is STILL mightier than the sword. So, it goes:

Automatic weapon
Pen
Sword

Anybody else starting to feel bad for the sword?

Words trump all, because you can disarm someone without touching them.

Words
Pen
Actions
Guns
Swords
Legs
Fists

...we are NOT going to go through every weapon in existence, we know why may are obsolete, the up sides and down sides to each, etc. We know this stuff....

just pictures now...

Though a hug can be the best thing in anyone's arsenal. Paramore. Yes, I know this isn't the music thread.
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!! Because you all suck and need to lighten up  Me In a Nutshell
KomiTsuku [Sep 22, 2015, 03:43:44 PM]:But tentacle monsters are our friends. BITE ME UNIVERSE [Oct 16, 2016, 09:21:04 pm]:   because one type of forbidden love just isn't enough Afro-Kun [Facebook Nov 21, 2015, 22:40:01 PM]: "I WAS JUST HANDED TEA AND THEN; Friend: "I put the tea in "NTR"!" FRIEND PLS"

Offline [Astral|Zephyr]™

Welp, time for more guns!

This one is my favorite SMG, the FN PS90. Boasting excellent grip & accuracy along with a huge magazine capacity of 50 rounds while still being compact & easy to carry. 8)
The only way to truly hurt a man, is to take everything that he valued and degrade it and remind him of it everyday of his life. But by doing this, you also create a monster, and you will regret ever harming that man, because he will be your greatest horror.

Offline Elvis Strunk

Words
Pen
Actions
But Actions speak louder than Words. Is this an if/or ranking system? And one can write words with a pen. Also, where does the computer place? It can type words, like a pen writes, but it can also be used to emulate a voice speaking, and can, in some situations, control all of the weapons listed here. Does that mean the computer is top tier?

Offline Shirley

Welp, time for more guns!

This one is my favorite SMG, the FN PS90. Boasting excellent grip & accuracy along with a huge magazine capacity of 50 rounds while still being compact & easy to carry. 8)

I love P90's!!

Words
Pen
Actions
But Actions speak louder than Words. Is this an if/or ranking system? And one can write words with a pen. Also, where does the computer place? It can type words, like a pen writes, but it can also be used to emulate a voice speaking, and can, in some situations, control all of the weapons listed here. Does that mean the computer is top tier?
Words
Pen
Actions
But Actions speak louder than Words. Is this an if/or ranking system? And one can write words with a pen. Also, where does the computer place? It can type words, like a pen writes, but it can also be used to emulate a voice speaking, and can, in some situations, control all of the weapons listed here. Does that mean the computer is top tier?

In my subtext...I mentioned a hug...I know that they can speak louder, but it's rare when they are effective, and it's rare when they convey what they are supposed to....like in Baltimore right now...those actions say that humans are irrational beings....
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!! Because you all suck and need to lighten up  Me In a Nutshell
KomiTsuku [Sep 22, 2015, 03:43:44 PM]:But tentacle monsters are our friends. BITE ME UNIVERSE [Oct 16, 2016, 09:21:04 pm]:   because one type of forbidden love just isn't enough Afro-Kun [Facebook Nov 21, 2015, 22:40:01 PM]: "I WAS JUST HANDED TEA AND THEN; Friend: "I put the tea in "NTR"!" FRIEND PLS"

Lord Ignatz

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Welp, time for more guns!

This one is my favorite SMG, the FN PS90. Boasting excellent grip & accuracy along with a huge magazine capacity of 50 rounds while still being compact & easy to carry. 8)

The memories...
They called it "Belgique PS100" in 'The World is Not Enough' for PlayStation.

Offline The Loli Assassin

Ah the P-90, beloved by gamers and badass aliens alike.

"A large [enemy] fleet has been [detected]. They are fifteen miles away and headed in our direction. They are believed to have four battleships, eight cruisers, and a number of destroyers. This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can." - Ernest E. Evans, Commander, USS Johnston (DD-557)

Offline Universe

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"POOF"
(Disappears)

....that's a sexy weapon...

That looks like the HS Produkt VHS... Or is it the Kel-Tec RFB? ???

Oh no, It's M14 Rouge Chassis System Turn a M14 Vietnam Service rifle into a modern day, multi-purpose Close-Quarter Battle rifle (CQB). Very beautiful.
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The memories...
They called it "Belgique PS100" in 'The World is Not Enough' for PlayStation.

Ah, Good old day of the shooter game on N64. I remember that game and the Goldeneye 007. That was a good memory.

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« Last Edit: May 01, 2015, 04:23:47 am by Universe »
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Offline Heinrike

Ah the P-90, beloved by gamers and badass aliens alike.


And apparently extremely Foul-mouthed vampires. Even though these are heavily modified...


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Offline The Loli Assassin

Ah the P-90, beloved by gamers and badass aliens alike.


And apparently extremely Foul-mouthed vampires. Even though these are heavily modified...



Those aren't even P-90s, though they are clearly based on the design you can see that they have a clear grip and a large area of the lower frame missing. Not to mention how sodding huge they are.
"A large [enemy] fleet has been [detected]. They are fifteen miles away and headed in our direction. They are believed to have four battleships, eight cruisers, and a number of destroyers. This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can." - Ernest E. Evans, Commander, USS Johnston (DD-557)

Offline Pal

Less talk, more pix!

Heinrike [Nov 10, 2016, 11:00:11 am]: I'm bored too, but otherwise bored  Elvis Strunk [Dec 14, 2015, 01:43:59 AM]: Would make it easier to keep track of all the characters, at least. "They're all dead."
Eonymia [Dec 15, 2016, 10:14:17 pm]: Losers don't win, do drugs Arraxis [Feb 18, 2017, 03:12:47 am]: Slither me timbers

Offline The Loli Assassin

Less talk, more pix!

I have so many questions about the "gun" part of that post it's not even funny.
"A large [enemy] fleet has been [detected]. They are fifteen miles away and headed in our direction. They are believed to have four battleships, eight cruisers, and a number of destroyers. This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can." - Ernest E. Evans, Commander, USS Johnston (DD-557)