Author Topic: Gun/Sword/Military/things "porn" thread.  (Read 91553 times)

Offline Grenartia

Because ANYTHING can be weaponized...

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And... Here's a Canadian variant:

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I want a bike like that! lol.

Here's its great-granddaddy.
I kindly ask that you don't call me a "he" or a "she", but "they".

Offline [Astral|Zephyr]™

Because ANYTHING can be weaponized...

Spoiler

And... Here's a Canadian variant:

Spoiler

I want a bike like that! lol.

Here's its great-granddaddy.

I would totally buy that. lol. :P

Now, if only it was legal... >_>
The only way to truly hurt a man, is to take everything that he valued and degrade it and remind him of it everyday of his life. But by doing this, you also create a monster, and you will regret ever harming that man, because he will be your greatest horror.

Offline Universe

Because ANYTHING can be weaponized...

Spoiler

And... Here's a Canadian variant:

Spoiler

I want a bike like that! lol.

Here's its great-granddaddy.

I would totally buy that. lol. :P

Now, if only it was legal... >_>

Actually, You can, if you are a Swedish.

But....If you're not in the country that allow you to own a machine gun...Well,  :P  No Legal machine gun, sadly. Maybe you can use a BB gun strap it on your bicycle.
« Last Edit: May 17, 2015, 10:12:23 am by Universe »
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Offline [Astral|Zephyr]™

Because ANYTHING can be weaponized...

Spoiler

And... Here's a Canadian variant:

Spoiler

I want a bike like that! lol.

Here's its great-granddaddy.

I would totally buy that. lol. :P

Now, if only it was legal... >_>

Actually, You can, if you are a Swedish.

But....If you're not in the country that allow you to own a machine gun...Well,  :P  No Legal machine gun, sadly. Maybe you can use a BB gun strap it on your bicycle.

Man, Swedish have the good stuff... >_>

And is that a new avy I see? We demand a full sized version of it. :P
The only way to truly hurt a man, is to take everything that he valued and degrade it and remind him of it everyday of his life. But by doing this, you also create a monster, and you will regret ever harming that man, because he will be your greatest horror.

Offline The Loli Assassin

In the US you can freely own a tank, and for the gun to be usable all you need is a "estructive devices license."
"A large [enemy] fleet has been [detected]. They are fifteen miles away and headed in our direction. They are believed to have four battleships, eight cruisers, and a number of destroyers. This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can." - Ernest E. Evans, Commander, USS Johnston (DD-557)

Offline [Astral|Zephyr]™

In the US you can freely own a tank, and for the gun to be usable all you need is a "estructive devices license."

Wow... that's some freedom. You can really own a tank? xD
The only way to truly hurt a man, is to take everything that he valued and degrade it and remind him of it everyday of his life. But by doing this, you also create a monster, and you will regret ever harming that man, because he will be your greatest horror.

Offline Pal

Yup. I want my own private fleet of them. ;D

Heinrike [Nov 10, 2016, 11:00:11 am]: I'm bored too, but otherwise bored  Elvis Strunk [Dec 14, 2015, 01:43:59 AM]: Would make it easier to keep track of all the characters, at least. "They're all dead."
Eonymia [Dec 15, 2016, 10:14:17 pm]: Losers don't win, do drugs Arraxis [Feb 18, 2017, 03:12:47 am]: Slither me timbers

Offline Heinrike

In the US you can freely own a tank, and for the gun to be usable all you need is a "estructive devices license."

Wow... that's some freedom. You can really own a tank? xD

Yes, the problem is, you can't just go driving down the street with them..

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Offline Pal

That's why we have texas, lots of open ground, without streets.

Heinrike [Nov 10, 2016, 11:00:11 am]: I'm bored too, but otherwise bored  Elvis Strunk [Dec 14, 2015, 01:43:59 AM]: Would make it easier to keep track of all the characters, at least. "They're all dead."
Eonymia [Dec 15, 2016, 10:14:17 pm]: Losers don't win, do drugs Arraxis [Feb 18, 2017, 03:12:47 am]: Slither me timbers

Offline [Astral|Zephyr]™

In the US you can freely own a tank, and for the gun to be usable all you need is a "estructive devices license."

Wow... that's some freedom. You can really own a tank? xD

Yes, the problem is, you can't just go driving down the street with them..

Good point, you'll probably either damage the road or run over cars by accident. Imagine the bills that comes with the damage... >_>

But hey, I would still love to own one. Maybe drive it somewhere less populated & more open ground. Tanks are cool. :P
The only way to truly hurt a man, is to take everything that he valued and degrade it and remind him of it everyday of his life. But by doing this, you also create a monster, and you will regret ever harming that man, because he will be your greatest horror.

Offline Grenartia

In the US you can freely own a tank, and for the gun to be usable all you need is a "estructive devices license."

Wow... that's some freedom. You can really own a tank? xD

Yes, the problem is, you can't just go driving down the street with them..

Good point, you'll probably either damage the road or run over cars by accident. Imagine the bills that comes with the damage... >_>

But hey, I would still love to own one. Maybe drive it somewhere less populated & more open ground. Tanks are cool. :P

I prefer the aerial version of a tank:

I kindly ask that you don't call me a "he" or a "she", but "they".

Offline The Loli Assassin

In the US you can freely own a tank, and for the gun to be usable all you need is a "estructive devices license."

Wow... that's some freedom. You can really own a tank? xD

Yes, the problem is, you can't just go driving down the street with them..

Good point, you'll probably either damage the road or run over cars by accident. Imagine the bills that comes with the damage... >_>

But hey, I would still love to own one. Maybe drive it somewhere less populated & more open ground. Tanks are cool. :P

Actually you can drive them down the street, you just need to make sure you're using rubberized tracks so you don't damage the road surface. It's actually similar to owning large farm equipment.

Updated: May 18, 2015, 06:11:18 pm
Also, woo railguns! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EagXC7HDnns
« Last Edit: May 18, 2015, 06:11:18 pm by The Loli Assassin »
"A large [enemy] fleet has been [detected]. They are fifteen miles away and headed in our direction. They are believed to have four battleships, eight cruisers, and a number of destroyers. This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can." - Ernest E. Evans, Commander, USS Johnston (DD-557)

Offline Shirley

Ah the P-90, beloved by gamers and badass aliens alike.



ALL THE YES!!!!!!!!!



I should point out for all who care (Hi nobody!) That my excessive use of the word "indeed" comes solely from Teal'c.

Indeed. I knew I couldn't be the only one.

Indeed. I always wondered if others had that run through their head when they said this...
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!! Because you all suck and need to lighten up  Me In a Nutshell
KomiTsuku [Sep 22, 2015, 03:43:44 PM]:But tentacle monsters are our friends. BITE ME UNIVERSE [Oct 16, 2016, 09:21:04 pm]:   because one type of forbidden love just isn't enough Afro-Kun [Facebook Nov 21, 2015, 22:40:01 PM]: "I WAS JUST HANDED TEA AND THEN; Friend: "I put the tea in "NTR"!" FRIEND PLS"

Offline The Loli Assassin

Well since this thread is back in action, behold the PL-01 Polish Prototype Stealth Tank.



It's designed to be hidden from ground and air based radars as well as thermal imaging systems. It mounts a 105mm or 120mm main gun, a 7.62mm coax gun, and a 7.62mm or 12.7mm independent machine gun turret. It has armor capable of resisting shells up to 30mm, but can be upgraded with an active protection system and additional armor panels. It is projected to enter service before the year 2020 and should see export after entering service in Poland. It will also be a playable vehicle in Armored Warfare, it was seen in the latest trailer for the game.
"A large [enemy] fleet has been [detected]. They are fifteen miles away and headed in our direction. They are believed to have four battleships, eight cruisers, and a number of destroyers. This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can." - Ernest E. Evans, Commander, USS Johnston (DD-557)

Offline The Nothing

In the US you can freely own a tank, and for the gun to be usable all you need is a "estructive devices license."

Wow... that's some freedom. You can really own a tank? xD

Yes, the problem is, you can't just go driving down the street with them..

Good point, you'll probably either damage the road or run over cars by accident. Imagine the bills that comes with the damage... >_>

But hey, I would still love to own one. Maybe drive it somewhere less populated & more open ground. Tanks are cool. :P

I prefer the aerial version of a tank:

Flying tank. Less blabla, more DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA !