Author Topic: Gun/Sword/Military/things "porn" thread.  (Read 91454 times)

Lord Ignatz

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In the US you can freely own a tank, and for the gun to be usable all you need is a "estructive devices license."

Wow... that's some freedom. You can really own a tank? xD

Yes, the problem is, you can't just go driving down the street with them..

Good point, you'll probably either damage the road or run over cars by accident. Imagine the bills that comes with the damage... >_>

But hey, I would still love to own one. Maybe drive it somewhere less populated & more open ground. Tanks are cool. :P

I prefer the aerial version of a tank:

Flying tank. Less blabla, more DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA !

Why not a supersonic tank?


Offline Grenartia

In the US you can freely own a tank, and for the gun to be usable all you need is a "estructive devices license."

Wow... that's some freedom. You can really own a tank? xD

Yes, the problem is, you can't just go driving down the street with them..

Good point, you'll probably either damage the road or run over cars by accident. Imagine the bills that comes with the damage... >_>

But hey, I would still love to own one. Maybe drive it somewhere less populated & more open ground. Tanks are cool. :P

I prefer the aerial version of a tank:

Flying tank. Less blabla, more DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA !

Why not a supersonic tank?



SHOOPED!
I kindly ask that you don't call me a "he" or a "she", but "they".

Offline The Nothing

In the US you can freely own a tank, and for the gun to be usable all you need is a "estructive devices license."

Wow... that's some freedom. You can really own a tank? xD

Yes, the problem is, you can't just go driving down the street with them..

Good point, you'll probably either damage the road or run over cars by accident. Imagine the bills that comes with the damage... >_>

But hey, I would still love to own one. Maybe drive it somewhere less populated & more open ground. Tanks are cool. :P

I prefer the aerial version of a tank:

Flying tank. Less blabla, more DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA !

Why not a supersonic tank?



SHOOPED!

Choo-choo here goes the magical and supersonic quote train !

Updated: May 22, 2015, 05:26:16 pm
Because killing you enemy is not good enough :



Now you can flame him before he dies.
« Last Edit: May 22, 2015, 05:26:20 pm by The Nothing »

Offline Heinrike



Now you can flame him before he dies.

Guy 1: Wait, is that a stuffed animal?

Guy 2: I think so, Kenny.

*boom, headshot*

Guy 2: Oh My God, they killed Kenny!

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Lord Ignatz

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Stuffed animals are your friends!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDPTr97JawQ

I loved that piggy.

Offline Heinrike

Stuffed animals are your friends!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDPTr97JawQ

I loved that piggy.

Retired- Extremely Dangerous... XD

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Offline Weasel

In the US you can freely own a tank, and for the gun to be usable all you need is a "estructive devices license."

Wow... that's some freedom. You can really own a tank? xD

Yes, the problem is, you can't just go driving down the street with them..

Good point, you'll probably either damage the road or run over cars by accident. Imagine the bills that comes with the damage... >_>

But hey, I would still love to own one. Maybe drive it somewhere less populated & more open ground. Tanks are cool. :P

I prefer the aerial version of a tank:

Flying tank. Less blabla, more DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA !

Why not a supersonic tank?



Super Sonico tank?


Offline KatarZero

Nice World Of Tanks Skin. "Tanks" for sharing it  ;D

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Bad pun aside, I REALLY want that skin on my tank lol  :P
Everyone has a special someone... Everybody else is a search filter. ~Agent KatarZero - The Alliance's Official Red Shirt

Offline Shirley

God it's been a while....I can't believe I have yet to touch this for almost 10 days...I didn't think it was that long.

Anyway, THIS COUNTS AS GUN PORN!!

COLLECTING THESE IN CS GO!!

http://csgostash.com/skin/629/AUG-Akihabara-Accept
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!! Because you all suck and need to lighten up  Me In a Nutshell
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Offline KatarZero

Watched a Youtube series called Mario Warfare. Figured a few well placed screenshots might go good here.

Why I pick Peach over Wario in Smash Bros.

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Mario vs Shy Guy. No contest.

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Link putting his Crossbow Training Wii Game to good use

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Third rule of Smash Club. Your first night you HAVE to Brawl.

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Bowsers Efficient army of cannon fodder... I mean Shy Guys!

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Mario with an M4-A1. 'Nuff said.

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Note to self... Don't steal Mario's plunger.

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Everyone has a special someone... Everybody else is a search filter. ~Agent KatarZero - The Alliance's Official Red Shirt

Offline Weasel

Nice World Of Tanks Skin. "Tanks" for sharing it  ;D

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Bad pun aside, I REALLY want that skin on my tank lol  :P

This may be a very very late time to replies this but I do it anyway.

The skin is here

Also, on a completely unrelated note. While searching for something on the internet I accidently found this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=11&v=Si567aJYb4E

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=451739495

Offline The Nothing

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I love Japan !

Offline Pal

About half-way through the video, I couldn't stop laughing. This is good. XD

Heinrike [Nov 10, 2016, 11:00:11 am]: I'm bored too, but otherwise bored  Elvis Strunk [Dec 14, 2015, 01:43:59 AM]: Would make it easier to keep track of all the characters, at least. "They're all dead."
Eonymia [Dec 15, 2016, 10:14:17 pm]: Losers don't win, do drugs Arraxis [Feb 18, 2017, 03:12:47 am]: Slither me timbers

Offline Gamerjunkie


Also, on a completely unrelated note. While searching for something on the internet I accidently found this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=11&v=Si567aJYb4E

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=451739495

ALL OF THE YES.
Arraxis [Oct 05, 2016, 07:24:37 am]:Boob poke super effective
Elvis Strunk [Oct 22, 2017, 01:28:51 pm]:Popcorn is only a slight error away from becoming copporn
rellimkram [Nov 16, 2017, 11:59:44 am]:Everyone is a Lolacon

Offline Geocorn

been posting this cards to the neko and twin-tails thread, but there are a few that don't fit. Here's one of them.
Also, here are other cards I've shared so far that have featured weaponized girls:
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