Author Topic: Gun/Sword/Military/things "porn" thread.  (Read 91261 times)

Offline KatarZero

been posting this cards to the neko and twin-tails thread, but there are a few that don't fit. Here's one of them.
Also, here are other cards I've shared so far that have featured weaponized girls:
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Incidentally, I just played Everlasting Summer waiting for my net to be fixed. Strange thing is, with the sheer amount of detail in the game's story and despite the mayhem, I felt just as I did when real summer camp ended at the end of it.
Everyone has a special someone... Everybody else is a search filter. ~Agent KatarZero - The Alliance's Official Red Shirt

Lord Ignatz

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Am I wielding my rifle properly, onii-chan?
No, this is how you do it.

After months of research, I've finally found the right way to wield a rifle!



Yaaaaaay!



Offline Heinrike

Am I wielding my rifle properly, onii-chan?
No, this is how you do it.

After months of research, I've finally found the right way to wield a rifle!



Yaaaaaay!




God bless the military.

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Offline Shirley

So this counts right?
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!! Because you all suck and need to lighten up  Me In a Nutshell
KomiTsuku [Sep 22, 2015, 03:43:44 PM]:But tentacle monsters are our friends. BITE ME UNIVERSE [Oct 16, 2016, 09:21:04 pm]:   because one type of forbidden love just isn't enough Afro-Kun [Facebook Nov 21, 2015, 22:40:01 PM]: "I WAS JUST HANDED TEA AND THEN; Friend: "I put the tea in "NTR"!" FRIEND PLS"

Offline Pal

Not upside-down, it don't. :P

Heinrike [Nov 10, 2016, 11:00:11 am]: I'm bored too, but otherwise bored  Elvis Strunk [Dec 14, 2015, 01:43:59 AM]: Would make it easier to keep track of all the characters, at least. "They're all dead."
Eonymia [Dec 15, 2016, 10:14:17 pm]: Losers don't win, do drugs Arraxis [Feb 18, 2017, 03:12:47 am]: Slither me timbers

Lord Ignatz

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No problem


Offline Shirley

Not upside-down, it don't. :P

Don't blame me, blame my phone being bias as FUCK to right handed people.

No problem

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Yeah, that's awesome.

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« Last Edit: June 11, 2015, 02:59:14 am by BITE ME UNIVERSE »
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!! Because you all suck and need to lighten up  Me In a Nutshell
KomiTsuku [Sep 22, 2015, 03:43:44 PM]:But tentacle monsters are our friends. BITE ME UNIVERSE [Oct 16, 2016, 09:21:04 pm]:   because one type of forbidden love just isn't enough Afro-Kun [Facebook Nov 21, 2015, 22:40:01 PM]: "I WAS JUST HANDED TEA AND THEN; Friend: "I put the tea in "NTR"!" FRIEND PLS"

Offline Merne23

I bring videos of guns being presented to us:

6 surplus rifles for reasonable price: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Tm_DjUFb1I

5 "useless" guns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1DAEMVpsGA

5 concealable-carry pistols: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_gJAUj4_d8

Also, some 1911 flavors in 9mm form:

The STI VIP

The draw of this 3.9" barrel pistol is its ammo capacity, at 15+1 instead of the usual 9+1.

Dan Wesson Guardian

With a 4.25" barrel length and weighing 1.8 lbs, this is the 1911 I would carry, provided funds and legality in my area.

Springfield Armory Range Officer

5" barrel, 9+1 magazine, and a pretty cool look to it.

woolyshambler [Aug16, 2015, 10:13PM]: ah Merne, they should give you the RP guru badge. Deeox2 [Feb26, 2017, 02:03am]: SO WE GET ON ANOTHER BOAT AND FUCK OFF TO ANTARCTICA.  Elvis Strunk [Feb05, 2018, 01:31am]:   "Two Pilots and all the Eva just died." "Oh. ****." Revontulet [Feb05, 2018, 04:11pm]: That KOTATSU be miiine Deeox2 [Feb28, 18,12:53am]: I'm gonna give Bea a dong.
Choice Music: https://youtu.be/n55QVlBoDxI  https://youtu.be/PLEQGywWbV0  https://youtu.be/0-8gwx71B0U  https://youtu.be/kfgmMPke7_k  https://youtu.be/VhGp8Id0HRU

Offline Pal

A 9mm 1911 is a slap in the face to all 1911s. >:(

Heinrike [Nov 10, 2016, 11:00:11 am]: I'm bored too, but otherwise bored  Elvis Strunk [Dec 14, 2015, 01:43:59 AM]: Would make it easier to keep track of all the characters, at least. "They're all dead."
Eonymia [Dec 15, 2016, 10:14:17 pm]: Losers don't win, do drugs Arraxis [Feb 18, 2017, 03:12:47 am]: Slither me timbers

Offline The Loli Assassin

A 9mm 1911 is a slap in the face to all 1911s. >:(

That is very true.
"A large [enemy] fleet has been [detected]. They are fifteen miles away and headed in our direction. They are believed to have four battleships, eight cruisers, and a number of destroyers. This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can." - Ernest E. Evans, Commander, USS Johnston (DD-557)

Offline Merne23

A 9mm 1911 is a slap in the face to all 1911s. >:(
If I start with "affordable while shootable" I can work my way up to "cool but expensive."
:P

woolyshambler [Aug16, 2015, 10:13PM]: ah Merne, they should give you the RP guru badge. Deeox2 [Feb26, 2017, 02:03am]: SO WE GET ON ANOTHER BOAT AND FUCK OFF TO ANTARCTICA.  Elvis Strunk [Feb05, 2018, 01:31am]:   "Two Pilots and all the Eva just died." "Oh. ****." Revontulet [Feb05, 2018, 04:11pm]: That KOTATSU be miiine Deeox2 [Feb28, 18,12:53am]: I'm gonna give Bea a dong.
Choice Music: https://youtu.be/n55QVlBoDxI  https://youtu.be/PLEQGywWbV0  https://youtu.be/0-8gwx71B0U  https://youtu.be/kfgmMPke7_k  https://youtu.be/VhGp8Id0HRU

Offline Pal

I didn't pay that much for my .45.

Heinrike [Nov 10, 2016, 11:00:11 am]: I'm bored too, but otherwise bored  Elvis Strunk [Dec 14, 2015, 01:43:59 AM]: Would make it easier to keep track of all the characters, at least. "They're all dead."
Eonymia [Dec 15, 2016, 10:14:17 pm]: Losers don't win, do drugs Arraxis [Feb 18, 2017, 03:12:47 am]: Slither me timbers

Lord Ignatz

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Posting random military stuff



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Heinrike [Nov 10, 2016, 11:00:11 am]: I'm bored too, but otherwise bored  Elvis Strunk [Dec 14, 2015, 01:43:59 AM]: Would make it easier to keep track of all the characters, at least. "They're all dead."
Eonymia [Dec 15, 2016, 10:14:17 pm]: Losers don't win, do drugs Arraxis [Feb 18, 2017, 03:12:47 am]: Slither me timbers

Offline The Nothing

No. This is epic !!!



M16 launcher ? That's for pussies ! Behold the mighty power of Angry Marines / Land Raider launchers !!!