Author Topic: Gun/Sword/Military/things "porn" thread.  (Read 91501 times)

Offline Pal

I knew it looked familiar. Thanks.

Heinrike [Nov 10, 2016, 11:00:11 am]: I'm bored too, but otherwise bored  Elvis Strunk [Dec 14, 2015, 01:43:59 AM]: Would make it easier to keep track of all the characters, at least. "They're all dead."
Eonymia [Dec 15, 2016, 10:14:17 pm]: Losers don't win, do drugs Arraxis [Feb 18, 2017, 03:12:47 am]: Slither me timbers

Offline Shirley



Almost woke my mom....



Now it's time to step up my game.

I know of one certain artist's work...or more than just one...

Btw, SCAR is best gun in games.
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!! Because you all suck and need to lighten up  Me In a Nutshell
KomiTsuku [Sep 22, 2015, 03:43:44 PM]:But tentacle monsters are our friends. BITE ME UNIVERSE [Oct 16, 2016, 09:21:04 pm]:   because one type of forbidden love just isn't enough Afro-Kun [Facebook Nov 21, 2015, 22:40:01 PM]: "I WAS JUST HANDED TEA AND THEN; Friend: "I put the tea in "NTR"!" FRIEND PLS"

Offline Heinrike



Almost woke my mom....



Now it's time to step up my game.

I know of one certain artist's work...or more than just one...

Btw, SCAR is best gun in games.

That Maserati in the second one...

Spoiler

Offline Shirley


Now it's time to step up my game.

I know of one certain artist's work...or more than just one...

Btw, SCAR is best gun in games.

That Maserati in the second one...

....you're looking at...the car?...in the second image?
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!! Because you all suck and need to lighten up  Me In a Nutshell
KomiTsuku [Sep 22, 2015, 03:43:44 PM]:But tentacle monsters are our friends. BITE ME UNIVERSE [Oct 16, 2016, 09:21:04 pm]:   because one type of forbidden love just isn't enough Afro-Kun [Facebook Nov 21, 2015, 22:40:01 PM]: "I WAS JUST HANDED TEA AND THEN; Friend: "I put the tea in "NTR"!" FRIEND PLS"

Offline Jynx


Now it's time to step up my game.

I know of one certain artist's work...or more than just one...

Btw, SCAR is best gun in games.

That Maserati in the second one...

....you're looking at...the car?...in the second image?

Maserati GranTurismo. Not my favourite, but a fine car indeed.

Spoiler

Offline KatarZero

If someone shot me with this... I'd NEVER live it down.

Everyone has a special someone... Everybody else is a search filter. ~Agent KatarZero - The Alliance's Official Red Shirt

Offline Gamerjunkie

...Wow. Where can I get one of those?
Arraxis [Oct 05, 2016, 07:24:37 am]:Boob poke super effective
Elvis Strunk [Oct 22, 2017, 01:28:51 pm]:Popcorn is only a slight error away from becoming copporn
rellimkram [Nov 16, 2017, 11:59:44 am]:Everyone is a Lolacon

Offline The Loli Assassin

If someone shot me with this... I'd NEVER live it down.



Yeah, because that's a Desert Eagle and it's chambered in either .44 or .50, so you'll probably be dead.

As an addition, I present the Begleitpanzer 57 (or as it is sometimes known in Armored Warfare, the Bagel Panzer) The Bagel Panzer mounts a 57mm Bofors gun with an 8 round clip and with added firepower from a guided ATGM launcher on the side of the turret.



I don't believe it ever left the prototype stage, but I like it.
As it appears in AW:
Spoiler
"A large [enemy] fleet has been [detected]. They are fifteen miles away and headed in our direction. They are believed to have four battleships, eight cruisers, and a number of destroyers. This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can." - Ernest E. Evans, Commander, USS Johnston (DD-557)

Offline Heinrike


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Offline Shirley


Now it's time to step up my game.

I know of one certain artist's work...or more than just one...

Btw, SCAR is best gun in games.

That Maserati in the second one...

....you're looking at...the car?...in the second image?

Maserati GranTurismo. Not my favourite, but a fine car indeed.

Spoiler

Once again...gun thread...and you look at car... XD

As an addition, I present the Begleitpanzer 57 (or as it is sometimes known in Armored Warfare, the Bagel Panzer) The Bagel Panzer mounts a 57mm Bofors gun with an 8 round clip and with added firepower from a guided ATGM launcher on the side of the turret.



I don't believe it ever left the prototype stage, but I like it.
As it appears in AW:
Spoiler

.......AW?

Btw, sweet looking tank!


I must admit, this is more what I had in mind when making this thread.

It's funny you say this because I seem to have been the only one to ever catch on/figure that out form the start. XD jk.

Justice amongst the misfits.

Have some bismark with an StG 44.

...might as well post that in the Kancolle thread as well...
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!! Because you all suck and need to lighten up  Me In a Nutshell
KomiTsuku [Sep 22, 2015, 03:43:44 PM]:But tentacle monsters are our friends. BITE ME UNIVERSE [Oct 16, 2016, 09:21:04 pm]:   because one type of forbidden love just isn't enough Afro-Kun [Facebook Nov 21, 2015, 22:40:01 PM]: "I WAS JUST HANDED TEA AND THEN; Friend: "I put the tea in "NTR"!" FRIEND PLS"

Offline Heinrike


Now it's time to step up my game.

I know of one certain artist's work...or more than just one...

Btw, SCAR is best gun in games.

That Maserati in the second one...

....you're looking at...the car?...in the second image?

Maserati GranTurismo. Not my favourite, but a fine car indeed.

Spoiler

Once again...gun thread...and you look at car... XD

As an addition, I present the Begleitpanzer 57 (or as it is sometimes known in Armored Warfare, the Bagel Panzer) The Bagel Panzer mounts a 57mm Bofors gun with an 8 round clip and with added firepower from a guided ATGM launcher on the side of the turret.



I don't believe it ever left the prototype stage, but I like it.
As it appears in AW:
Spoiler

.......AW?

Btw, sweet looking tank!


I must admit, this is more what I had in mind when making this thread.

It's funny you say this because I seem to have been the only one to ever catch on/figure that out form the start. XD jk.

Justice amongst the misfits.

Have some bismark with an StG 44.

...might as well post that in the Kancolle thread as well...

AW= Armored Warfare

Spoiler

Offline Shirley


Now it's time to step up my game.

I know of one certain artist's work...or more than just one...

Btw, SCAR is best gun in games.

That Maserati in the second one...

....you're looking at...the car?...in the second image?

Maserati GranTurismo. Not my favourite, but a fine car indeed.

Spoiler

Once again...gun thread...and you look at car... XD

As an addition, I present the Begleitpanzer 57 (or as it is sometimes known in Armored Warfare, the Bagel Panzer) The Bagel Panzer mounts a 57mm Bofors gun with an 8 round clip and with added firepower from a guided ATGM launcher on the side of the turret.



I don't believe it ever left the prototype stage, but I like it.
As it appears in AW:
Spoiler

.......AW?

Btw, sweet looking tank!


I must admit, this is more what I had in mind when making this thread.

It's funny you say this because I seem to have been the only one to ever catch on/figure that out form the start. XD jk.

Justice amongst the misfits.

Have some bismark with an StG 44.

...might as well post that in the Kancolle thread as well...

AW= Armored Warfare

This is a game??

Also...

Congrats on the Promotion, since this is where your 2k post went.
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!! Because you all suck and need to lighten up  Me In a Nutshell
KomiTsuku [Sep 22, 2015, 03:43:44 PM]:But tentacle monsters are our friends. BITE ME UNIVERSE [Oct 16, 2016, 09:21:04 pm]:   because one type of forbidden love just isn't enough Afro-Kun [Facebook Nov 21, 2015, 22:40:01 PM]: "I WAS JUST HANDED TEA AND THEN; Friend: "I put the tea in "NTR"!" FRIEND PLS"

Offline Heinrike

Be nice if I could have full health....

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Offline Shirley

Be nice if I could have full health....

You have more health than me.

This is where the habits learned from my brother take over...

"Quit your bitching."

Always said with love and care. Really, it was...and still is....and I extend that to you as well.

You see, I pat people based on how they post. Make a good post, and get a pat.

Be an irrational dumbass and do something EXTREMELY STUPID fake accounts and I'll slap them.

Anyway, to fulfill Pal's original request since I just found the image...idk how I missed it...well, I may have posted it before:
I must admit, this is more what I had in mind when making this thread.
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!! Because you all suck and need to lighten up  Me In a Nutshell
KomiTsuku [Sep 22, 2015, 03:43:44 PM]:But tentacle monsters are our friends. BITE ME UNIVERSE [Oct 16, 2016, 09:21:04 pm]:   because one type of forbidden love just isn't enough Afro-Kun [Facebook Nov 21, 2015, 22:40:01 PM]: "I WAS JUST HANDED TEA AND THEN; Friend: "I put the tea in "NTR"!" FRIEND PLS"

Offline The Loli Assassin

Spoiler

Now it's time to step up my game.

I know of one certain artist's work...or more than just one...

Btw, SCAR is best gun in games.

That Maserati in the second one...

....you're looking at...the car?...in the second image?

Maserati GranTurismo. Not my favourite, but a fine car indeed.

Spoiler

Once again...gun thread...and you look at car... XD

As an addition, I present the Begleitpanzer 57 (or as it is sometimes known in Armored Warfare, the Bagel Panzer) The Bagel Panzer mounts a 57mm Bofors gun with an 8 round clip and with added firepower from a guided ATGM launcher on the side of the turret.



I don't believe it ever left the prototype stage, but I like it.
As it appears in AW:
Spoiler

.......AW?

Btw, sweet looking tank!


I must admit, this is more what I had in mind when making this thread.

It's funny you say this because I seem to have been the only one to ever catch on/figure that out form the start. XD jk.

Justice amongst the misfits.

Have some bismark with an StG 44.

...might as well post that in the Kancolle thread as well...

AW= Armored Warfare

This is a game??

Also...

Congrats on the Promotion, since this is where your 2k post went.

Armored Warfare is a tank game similar to World of Tanks but with a timeline from the 1950s through to today instead of just covering the interwar period and WW2. It's currently in closed beta but I think it has a lot of promise.
"A large [enemy] fleet has been [detected]. They are fifteen miles away and headed in our direction. They are believed to have four battleships, eight cruisers, and a number of destroyers. This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can." - Ernest E. Evans, Commander, USS Johnston (DD-557)