Author Topic: Gun/Sword/Military/things "porn" thread.  (Read 97329 times)

Offline WeAreTheMeta

.............i might spam a jinx later.

Btw, this Sinon is mine.  <_<

That cosplayer is good~

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Offline Shirley

.............i might spam a jinx later.

Btw, this Sinon is mine.  <_<

That cosplayer is good~

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Lord Ignatz

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My dad got me this model a few days ago.

PzKpfw VI Tiger Ausf. E

It's a 1/43 replica of a real Tiger (number 312) that belonged to the schwere Panzer-Abteilung 505 and fought for the first time in the Battle of Kursk.

This Panzer division was created in February 1943 and was disbanded when Nazi Germany surrendered. It was mainly composed of Tiger and Tiger II tanks and fought in several battles in the Eastern Front, such as the aforementioned Battle of Kursk, where it destroyed 111 enemy tanks. The schwere Panzer-Abteilung 505 also took part in defensive battles in Lithuania and East Prussia against the Red Army. The division also fought in Poland (e.g. Warsaw) in 1944, so maybe Tenkay/Flyingpad knows more about this Panzer division. The remains of the division made a last stand in Königsberg in 1945, but the Soviets captured the remaining tanks near the Baltic coast and conquered Königsberg, now known as Kaliningrad.

And now, as a reward for reading this history lesson, here you have a few pictures of the real Tiger number 312. Note the knight riding a horse that is painted on the tank's turret. It's the 505th division's insignia.









I guess they liked horses a lot. :P

Btw, here's the link to the gallery where I found the pictures.

http://www.worldwarphotos.info/gallery/germany/tanks-2-3/tiger-tank/

So many Tigers!

Offline Duke Rockhopper

Tanks are, and will always be, awesome.
*Semi-obligatory tank image of dubious origin*

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Offline Pal

Kana. You have a cool dad. :P

Cute tank, rocky. XD

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Offline The Loli Assassin

"A large [enemy] fleet has been [detected]. They are fifteen miles away and headed in our direction. They are believed to have four battleships, eight cruisers, and a number of destroyers. This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can." - Ernest E. Evans, Commander, USS Johnston (DD-557)

Offline Pal

Shamelessly taken from the commbox.

« Last Edit: August 30, 2016, 07:09:01 pm by Pal »

Heinrike [Nov 10, 2016, 11:00:11 am]: I'm bored too, but otherwise bored  Elvis Strunk [Dec 14, 2015, 01:43:59 AM]: Would make it easier to keep track of all the characters, at least. "They're all dead."
Eonymia [Dec 15, 2016, 10:14:17 pm]: Losers don't win, do drugs Arraxis [Feb 18, 2017, 03:12:47 am]: Slither me timbers

Offline Inaho Rowe

blah
-a new world with new depth-
"graduated from ryder pilot and enginering course
finnaly got to pilot my own ryder
still an long way until being a captain of my future assault carrier or even a commender of a litle fregate.....but i'm on my way to the top."

Offline Pal


Heinrike [Nov 10, 2016, 11:00:11 am]: I'm bored too, but otherwise bored  Elvis Strunk [Dec 14, 2015, 01:43:59 AM]: Would make it easier to keep track of all the characters, at least. "They're all dead."
Eonymia [Dec 15, 2016, 10:14:17 pm]: Losers don't win, do drugs Arraxis [Feb 18, 2017, 03:12:47 am]: Slither me timbers

Offline Inaho Rowe

My dad got me this model a few days ago.

PzKpfw VI Tiger Ausf. E

It's a 1/43 replica of a real Tiger (number 312) that belonged to the schwere Panzer-Abteilung 505 and fought for the first time in the Battle of Kursk.

This Panzer division was created in February 1943 and was disbanded when Nazi Germany surrendered. It was mainly composed of Tiger and Tiger II tanks and fought in several battles in the Eastern Front, such as the aforementioned Battle of Kursk, where it destroyed 111 enemy tanks. The schwere Panzer-Abteilung 505 also took part in defensive battles in Lithuania and East Prussia against the Red Army. The division also fought in Poland (e.g. Warsaw) in 1944, so maybe Tenkay/Flyingpad knows more about this Panzer division. The remains of the division made a last stand in Königsberg in 1945, but the Soviets captured the remaining tanks near the Baltic coast and conquered Königsberg, now known as Kaliningrad.

And now, as a reward for reading this history lesson, here you have a few pictures of the real Tiger number 312. Note the knight riding a horse that is painted on the tank's turret. It's the 505th division's insignia.









I guess they liked horses a lot. :P

Btw, here's the link to the gallery where I found the pictures.

http://www.worldwarphotos.info/gallery/germany/tanks-2-3/tiger-tank/

So many Tigers!
ahah i have two replica like this one, i wish i could have goten more, just an german AA truck and a tanks i forgot wich and they're lost in some carboard box
-a new world with new depth-
"graduated from ryder pilot and enginering course
finnaly got to pilot my own ryder
still an long way until being a captain of my future assault carrier or even a commender of a litle fregate.....but i'm on my way to the top."


Offline Pal

This guy has lots of good pics too, and a fitting username. XD

http://safebooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=panzer

Heinrike [Nov 10, 2016, 11:00:11 am]: I'm bored too, but otherwise bored  Elvis Strunk [Dec 14, 2015, 01:43:59 AM]: Would make it easier to keep track of all the characters, at least. "They're all dead."
Eonymia [Dec 15, 2016, 10:14:17 pm]: Losers don't win, do drugs Arraxis [Feb 18, 2017, 03:12:47 am]: Slither me timbers

Lord Ignatz

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This guy has lots of good pics too, and a fitting username. XD

http://safebooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=panzer

Prinz Eugen + MP40? Aw yeah. (MP40 was my favorite weapon in Call of Duty.)

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Offline Pal

« Last Edit: August 31, 2016, 02:28:15 am by Pal »

Heinrike [Nov 10, 2016, 11:00:11 am]: I'm bored too, but otherwise bored  Elvis Strunk [Dec 14, 2015, 01:43:59 AM]: Would make it easier to keep track of all the characters, at least. "They're all dead."
Eonymia [Dec 15, 2016, 10:14:17 pm]: Losers don't win, do drugs Arraxis [Feb 18, 2017, 03:12:47 am]: Slither me timbers

Offline Inaho Rowe

Re: Gun/Sword/Military/things "porn" thread.
« Reply #359 on: September 09, 2016, 10:06:15 pm »
i just can't wait to fly this litle beauty soon~~

this one too, why not
-a new world with new depth-
"graduated from ryder pilot and enginering course
finnaly got to pilot my own ryder
still an long way until being a captain of my future assault carrier or even a commender of a litle fregate.....but i'm on my way to the top."