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Who is your Waifu? (or Husbando)

Kanako
Ran
Nanami
Akio
Akane
John
Iron
Merne
Y U NO HAS SUNRIDER WAIFUS?
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Author Topic: Three friends go to Japan... To get Waifus!  (Read 7612 times)

Offline Merne23

Three friends go to Japan... To get Waifus!
« on: May 07, 2015, 08:09:25 am »
WHAT MERNE COULD RECALL LATER THAT SAME WEEK:
John Titor [May 07, 2015, 06:24:30 AM]:   We need an intro song...
John Titor [May 07, 2015, 06:24:53 AM]:   What quality anime has no song?
John Titor [May 07, 2015, 06:25:13 AM]:   And do we even have a title?

Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 06:25:27 AM]:   Intro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v...Cl1wqik
John Titor [May 07, 2015, 06:25:35 AM]:   WHO THE FUCK IS THE SHOW DIRECTOR? BRING YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!
John Titor [May 07, 2015, 06:25:56 AM]:   I like it. But we're so gonna get sued by it...

Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 06:26:04 AM]:   Outro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v...Ni36k3Y
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 06:26:09 AM]:   ssshhhh
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 06:26:14 AM]:   placeholders!
John Titor [May 07, 2015, 06:26:19 AM]:   Roll in a summary of what happened in the previous episode in "Star wars like text"
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 06:26:27 AM]:   at least until director-sama gets here.
John Titor [May 07, 2015, 06:27:31 AM]:   *Episode begins with the typical anime eye opening PoV*
[May 07, 2015, 06:29:00 AM]:   Merne23 tries calling John, for obviously the upteenth time, from the basement hideout. The dandere is passed out on a separate bed from three others on one side of the room.
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 06:29:42 AM]:   *wait shit, go until that makes sense.*
Iron Duke Isen [May 07, 2015, 06:30:34 AM]:   All of a sudden, Duke makes a dramatic entrance through a window nearby.
John Titor [May 07, 2015, 06:30:55 AM]:   "Argh.. my head...were..am I? " Titor mumbles . He then suddenly remembers he was fighting the crazy yandere before something knocked both of them unconscious. Instinctively he reaches for his blade and trys to stand up, only to notices the blade isnt there and that the cuts on his arm seem to have been bandaged.
Iron Duke Isen [May 07, 2015, 06:31:09 AM]:   "Merne! No time to explain! Johnny Titor has been abducted by a smoking hot shrine maiden! We must pursue her down and get her number!"
John Titor [May 07, 2015, 06:31:52 AM]:   Hearing what seems to be his mobile phone, titor grbs it and sees it's a call from Merne, but fails to answer before the call ends
[May 07, 2015, 06:32:14 AM]:   Merne23 stares at the window Iron broke through was barely big enough to fit, and Iron passes out from stress and injury.
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 06:32:34 AM]:   "Well he must've been drunk as the dandere...
John Titor [May 07, 2015, 06:33:05 AM]:  "Your friends are hidden not very far from here, at one of my friends house. " says the voice of someone located somewhere behind him.
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 06:33:13 AM]:   ... now I've got to nurse his stupid ass, too! Sorry, John. You're on your own."
[May 07, 2015, 06:35:30 AM]:   Merne23 gathers necessary supplies after settling Iron in a bed and heads to the nearest grocery store, on his way out, he trades pleasntries with the genki, on her way to work.
John Titor [May 07, 2015, 06:35:38 AM]:   John turn and recognizes the girl in the shrine maiden outfit "You... you're the one who knocked both that crazy girl and me out...". The mysterious girl cuts him off before he can continue "If I remember correctly, I saved your sorry life by knocking her out first, idiot"
Iron Duke Isen [May 07, 2015, 06:36:14 AM]:  "NO TIME FOR NURSING!" Iron says, sitting up with a large piece of glass jutting out of his forehead. "MUST FIND WAIFU!"
Iron Duke Isen [May 07, 2015, 06:36:37 AM]:   *Leaps through another, different window for no real reason.*
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 06:36:59 AM]:   So much for that sleeping girl right in the room with him.
Iron Duke Isen [May 07, 2015, 06:37:54 AM]:   Why, I scoff at your implication sir. I am a gentleman.
John Titor [May 07, 2015, 06:39:43 AM]:   "You must really be a fool, besides and ungrateful idiot, to go and attempt to fight *let's think a name* Kanako " - the Shrine maiden mumbles .Hurt by the scolding, John replies -"Actually, she attacked me as I distracted ehr for a friedn to get away. Anyway , thanks a lot for your help Miss...? "
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 06:41:25 AM]:   *Kanako the Yander. Sempai is... me...*
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 06:42:12 AM]:   *Nanami the Dandere.*
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 06:43:45 AM]:   *Ran the Genki*
John Titor [May 07, 2015, 06:43:53 AM]:   "Akane " -she interrupts.."And stop thanking me...I just did it to prevent my friend Kanako getting in trouble...it's not like I cared what happened to you or anything"
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 06:44:34 AM]:   *Akane the tsundere, shrine maiden*
Iron Duke Isen [May 07, 2015, 06:45:14 AM]:   *As Merne returns from his shopping, he would arrive to find the Iron Duke passed out in the midst of a broken window nearby.*
John Titor [May 07, 2015, 06:46:04 AM]:   "Idiot... Well, whatever, let's get you reunited with those fools you call friends. You really must be hopeless if you hang with guys like that...can't understand how Ran let them in her house"..
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 06:46:35 AM]:   "... Nope, no questions, a call for an ambulance (that he's paying for) and that's it."
[May 07, 2015, 06:47:03 AM]:   Merne23 dials the ambulance, gets them on the way, then absconds to the basement.
John Titor [May 07, 2015, 06:47:39 AM]:   *Akane and Titor walk out what seems to be a smaller building near a temple and down the stairs, leaving Kanako to rest, at least for the moment . They quickly arrive at Ran's house, only to meet what seems to be an ambulance carrying Duke away"
[May 07, 2015, 06:47:44 AM]:   Merne23 finds the dandere awake. if hungover.
Iron Duke Isen [May 07, 2015, 06:49:37 AM]:   *Duke sits up in the ambulance, removing his bandage with a smile. * "Excellent. My ploy to be treated by beautiful Japanese nurses is proceeding perfectly." *All according to keikaku*
Iron Duke Isen [May 07, 2015, 06:49:54 AM]:   (Really. The things I write to keep you guys distracted while I'm actually working...)
John Titor [May 07, 2015, 06:50:05 AM]:   "How did your friend get in such a state ? Did he also attempt to fight Kanako? That would explain why you were still alive when I found you" Akane asked . *John shrugged* "Actually, I faced Kanako in single combat. Duke tends to get hurt a lot of the times. He's..special. Likes to use windows instead of doors and so on."
John Titor [May 07, 2015, 06:51:47 AM]:   *"And he's also a nurse-outfit fetichist "* John says to himself. "Now you understand why I have to take care of these guys"
[May 07, 2015, 06:53:02 AM]:   Merne23 , instead of opening conversation immediately, prepares a seltzer for Nanami. he leaves it by her while he retreats to read a manga he picked out at the store.
Iron Duke Isen [May 07, 2015, 06:54:08 AM]:   (Okay, actually done with work for now. Hmm...what to do now...)
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 06:54:54 AM]:   well, you're currently en-route to the hospital. do some stuff to steal screentime.
John Titor [May 07, 2015, 06:56:20 AM]:   Akane looks surprised at the fact that Merne is reading a manga in Japanese , "John, I know it's quite hard to explain how you can hold conversations in Japanese if you really haven't taken any classes. But being able to read kanji is simply outrageous. Care to explain , baka?"
Iron Duke Isen [May 07, 2015, 06:57:20 AM]:   *Duke is wheeled into the recovery room, playing dead until he hears the door close. With a smile, he sits up, removing his bandage to reveal an uninjured forehead. He taps his fingers against each other with a sinister smile.*
Iron Duke Isen [May 07, 2015, 06:57:39 AM]:  "Excellent. Now just to wait for nurse-chan to--"
[May 07, 2015, 06:57:46 AM]:   Merne23 look sup, surprised and alarmed that someone found their 'safe place' so quickly. Seeing John only heightens this feeling.
[May 07, 2015, 06:57:55 AM]:   John Titor crosses his arms and turns to Akane .. "Let's say the script director is on vacation...so we had to pull a lot of deus ex machinasto get this working. PLus, this is an anime, nothing makes sense here!"
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 06:58:38 AM]:   "And I took a bunch of classes online before I came here! is that so hard to believe?
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 06:58:57 AM]:   sure, I don't get everything, but I can still read it."
John Titor [May 07, 2015, 06:59:16 AM]:   "Well , that sounds reasonable enough"
Iron Duke Isen [May 07, 2015, 07:00:00 AM]:  *Duke is cut off by the door closing, as a male nurse walks in.* "Hello, I am Nurse Kurogawa, I will be your nurse today."
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 07:00:56 AM]:   Nanami perks up at "reading kanji", and sees what Merne is reading. "Ah!" she exlaims. "That's mine!"
John Titor [May 07, 2015, 07:01:13 AM]:  "Changing to another topic ,Akane, how did you know Merne and the other guy were here? Ran, Nanami , Kanako and you are close firends?"
[May 07, 2015, 07:02:29 AM]:   Merne23 is scared of what the shrine maiden will think of this statement.
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 07:03:46 AM]:   "Wait, how do you know Kanako and Nanami's..." Merne starts, before his own (limited) metaknowledge stops him.
John Titor [May 07, 2015, 07:03:57 AM]:   "We all went to the same High school , and go to the same university, despite studying different things. And I was asking about your friend reading that , because that's one of Ran's BL mangas. "
[May 07, 2015, 07:05:35 AM]:   Merne23 looks again and finds that it is, indeed a BL. No wonder the cashier had been so surprised he wasn't embarrassed buying it. "Damned Iron, waking me up too early." Merne used Cast Blame!
[May 07, 2015, 07:07:31 AM]:   John Titor attempts to deviate the conversation from the manga issue and decideds to ask why Kanako has such an..."Aggresive" behaviour . Midaway through the question he jumps forward to avoid Merne's blame cast, and ends up colliding with Anake.Both fall to the floor.
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 07:09:28 AM]:   Nanami takes her seltzer over to Merne. "You don't like it, then?" she asks with a very sad face. "I-wuo-well, I've never read a BL before," Merne stammers. "But I think it's drawn well." Nanami blushes. "Thanks!" She then goes into detail about how she draws. Merne does his best to keep up.
Iron Duke Isen [May 07, 2015, 07:10:51 AM]:   (Finished for now. I do wish someone would take my keyboard from me. I'm quite exhausted after a day and a half on my feet.)
John Titor [May 07, 2015, 07:14:35 AM]:  "I'm terribly sorry , Anake-san , it was not my intention to.. *John stops talking as Akane gives him a death stare, and wisely decides to swiftly get off her, not without gettin a couple of punches in the ribs* "I-Idiot! Perv! Get off me!" -Akane shouts as she stands up and attempts to kick John . "Again I'm really sorry . I will make it up to you, I swear! " -Titor mumbles as he bows forward asking for forgiveness.
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 07:19:05 AM]:   The nurse who introduced themself as Kurogawa doesn't seem quite normal to Iron, as a dude. His gait was ever so flowy, or his hips swayed just a bit while he moved, his voice just a bit too high. After Kurogawa was done checking the instruments, he looked at Iron and said, "Gotcha! I'm actually a woman." She shows the chest band to prove it. "Did I trick you? oh, you'll need to spend a day in out hospital, too."
Iron Duke Isen [May 07, 2015, 07:24:13 AM]:  "Oh, thank god--erm, I mean, I thought I would have to wait longer for someone to examine me...my injuries, that is."
[May 07, 2015, 07:24:33 AM]:  John Titor walks out to the nearest Konbini, after Ran hinted Akane would totally forget the unfortunate incident if he brought her some ice creams. "Hmm, I wonder how Duke is doing...I hope he doesn't go on disturbing the nurses at the hospital... we have enough problems right now to add that to the list".
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 07:25:40 AM]:   After Nanami goes through, in detail, how the first chapter was drawn, Merne manages to hold enough of the information to say truthfully, "That sounds really hard." Nanami nods. "Like I said, it took me a week to get that chapter drawn. What about the writing?" She asks, and the braces herself as if she's going to be struck.
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 07:28:41 AM]:   'Hoo-boy' Merne thinks. "Well," he says. "It's not the best I've ever read, but I'm sure I'm missing some stuff in translation--" "I knew it!" Nanami cried. "I'm a terrible writer! The first foreigner to read my manga thinks it's terrible!" "H-hey," Merne interjects, "it's not that bad, just a little translation discrepancy."
John Titor [May 07, 2015, 07:28:42 AM]:   *Just as he's opening the door to get back in the house, John senses a wicked presence he knows to well * "Oh come on, not now..." - Titor looks back to see his fears confirmed :Kanako is there, with a sadistic grin on her face, but at least she's not carrying any lethal weapons "Hi, soon-dead-to-be swordsman who stands between me and my loved Merne"
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 07:29:52 AM]:   Merne sneezes. "Excuse me," he says to Nanami. "Iron must be complaining about how I snore in the hospital."
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 07:31:20 AM]:   Akane steps into Merne and Nanami's conversation. "That's oddly specific, oyaji."
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 07:34:03 AM]:   Merne fake cries a little on the outside, and cries a lot on the inside. "I'm the youngest of my friends here... and who are you, Shrine maiden?" "I am Akane," she replied. "I stopped your friend John and Kanako from killing each other yesterday."
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 07:35:29 AM]:   gah shit, got her name wrong.
[May 07, 2015, 07:37:03 AM]:   John Titor manages to open the door, and enters carrying the ice cream in on hand , and blocking Kanako's attacks with the other . "Tadaima! Ehm...Kanako is also here. I brought some ice cream to try to apologize for my previous actions, Anake-san !"
Iron Duke Isen [May 07, 2015, 07:38:54 AM]:   Iron sneezes as Kurogawa finishes taking his temperature. He was hardly sure why he needed a temperature check for a few faked cuts, but he wasn't about to argue with a nurse.
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 07:38:59 AM]:   "Kanako!?" Nanami exclaims. "SorryI'vegottagothanksforreadingmymanga." With that bullet train of words, Nanami bolts up the stairs.
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 07:41:05 AM]:   Merne tries vainly to stop Nanami, but she's gone before he can say anything, ans Akane is too interested in her ice cream to care. He looks back to the manga. The writing was kinda bad. Maybe he could help with that...
John Titor [May 07, 2015, 07:42:14 AM]:   *Kanako stops attacking John and runs to hug Merne* "I'm here, Merne-kun, aren't you happy to see me again?" . Meanwhile , Anake turns around and looks at the ice cream with prying eyes. "Well John, I guess I can forgive you, after all, you did show you were truly sorry for the incident and it wasn't really your fault *blushes remembering that moment*. Just...don't do it again.. ok? "
John Titor [May 07, 2015, 07:46:37 AM]:   "Thank you, Akane.By the way,has anybody told you that you look very cute when you blush?" This, of course, made the shrine maiden blush even harder and also earned John a punch on the arm he wasn't carrying the ice cream "St-stop it, you idiot. "
[May 07, 2015, 07:46:42 AM]:   Merne23 is suddenly scared by the prospect of a knife going into his back, but no, it's just boobs this time. "A-ah, Kanako-san," Merne says nervously. "Sashiburi." Kanako notices what manga Merne's holding. "Hey, that's Nanami's, right?" She asked with an edge. "Why did you get this?" Merne, sweating, told her the truth. "The art was really good, and I've never bought a manga for it's art before! Plus I'd read three of the other ones for sale..."
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 07:48:05 AM]:   Kanako brightened at this. "Oh, that's it? That's good then! Maybe I can show you some of the manga I like..."
Iron Duke Isen [May 07, 2015, 07:54:16 AM]:   Nurse Kurogawa gives Duke an odd look, seating herself on his bed as she feels his forehead. "Oh dear, Duke-san, you seem to be catching cold." She turns, checking the drawers nearby for a stethiscope. Duke stoicly looks away, trying to remain true to his moral code. "So, erm, Nurse Kurogawa--" She turned with a smile. "Please, call me Aiko." She seats herself on the side of his bed, placing the stethiscope to her ears. Her soft fingers slip the stethiscope around his hospital gown, fingertips holding it in place against his skin. She listened for a moment or two before speaking. "Goodness, your heart rate is abnormally high!"
Iron Duke Isen [May 07, 2015, 07:54:35 AM]:   'I wonder why...'
John Titor [May 07, 2015, 08:00:32 AM]:   After calming down Anake,who had started silently eating the ice cream, John looked up the stairs and couldn't help but wonder how Merne was handling Kanako on his own. Titor still felt the wounds she had inflicted him in their last fight. "Shouldn't we keep an eye on them, just in case Kanako attempts to kill him? " .Anake gave John a long silent stare before answering "He should be OK, it looks like Kanako likes your friend quite a bit.In any case, I brought another staff with me, so in the worst case, It would be two of us to reduce Kanako. So don't worry too much"
Spoiler
What you need to know about the beforetimes:
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 07:57:59 PM]:basics: get to Japan, Yandere love-first-sights me, John fights her, I get stolen by her and her friend later, Iron and Duke spy on the forced outing, go to a bar and the dandere friend gets drunk, so I abscond and John fights the yandere again
John Titor [May 07, 2015, 07:58:31 PM]:   JOhn gets saved by tsundere Shirne Maiden
Merne23 [May 07, 2015, 07:59:03 PM]:   I end up meeting a genki at one of her jobs and find a place to crash, and yea what John said. With more knocking him out.
« Last Edit: May 09, 2015, 12:40:09 am by Merne23 »

woolyshambler [Aug16, 2015, 10:13PM]: ah Merne, they should give you the RP guru badge. Deeox2 [Feb26, 2017, 02:03am]: SO WE GET ON ANOTHER BOAT AND FUCK OFF TO ANTARCTICA.  Elvis Strunk [Feb05, 2018, 01:31am]:   "Two Pilots and all the Eva just died." "Oh. ****." Revontulet [Feb05, 2018, 04:11pm]: That KOTATSU be miiine Deeox2 [Feb28, 18,12:53am]: I'm gonna give Bea a dong.
Choice Music: https://youtu.be/n55QVlBoDxI  https://youtu.be/PLEQGywWbV0  https://youtu.be/0-8gwx71B0U  https://youtu.be/kfgmMPke7_k  https://youtu.be/VhGp8Id0HRU

Offline Endershadow

Re: Three friends go to Japan... To get Waifus!
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2015, 02:56:55 pm »
Wait, what?

Please be careful not to fall into any holes in reality caused by my reality hole generator. If you do fall in though, I can assure you that there will be no adverse side effects except for the following: instantaneous mutation, loss of 1 or more vital organs, turning into banana pudding, amnesia, loss/growth of 1 or more limbs, additional vital organs, loss of DNA, insanity, hallucinations, destruction of the fabric of space and time, redundancy, redundancy, a craving for apples, the ability to see shinigami, for females: an erection lasting more than 4 hours, for males: extremely painful menstrual cramps, testicular inversion, gender swapping, the urge to watch my little pony, and/or death

Online Elvis Strunk

Re: Three friends go to Japan... To get Waifus!
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2015, 10:50:24 pm »
Wait, what?
This is what it's like when you fall outside of reality, clearly. You have brought this upon yourself.

Offline Iron Duke Isen

Re: Three friends go to Japan... To get Waifus!
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2015, 12:18:50 am »
Wait, what?

You are gazing upon the stoic quest of three young men, with aspirations and dreams unbound by the petty expectations of reality, as they journey across the world to the mythical land of 'Japan' to seek out the Waifus of their dreams. At 4 AM this morning.

Read at your own risk.

Offline Endershadow

Re: Three friends go to Japan... To get Waifus!
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2015, 10:09:20 pm »
Wait, what?
This is what it's like when you fall outside of reality, clearly. You have brought this upon yourself.

Agreed. I think they might have gotten a little close to a reality hole.

Please be careful not to fall into any holes in reality caused by my reality hole generator. If you do fall in though, I can assure you that there will be no adverse side effects except for the following: instantaneous mutation, loss of 1 or more vital organs, turning into banana pudding, amnesia, loss/growth of 1 or more limbs, additional vital organs, loss of DNA, insanity, hallucinations, destruction of the fabric of space and time, redundancy, redundancy, a craving for apples, the ability to see shinigami, for females: an erection lasting more than 4 hours, for males: extremely painful menstrual cramps, testicular inversion, gender swapping, the urge to watch my little pony, and/or death

Offline Merne23

Re: Three friends go to Japan... To get Waifus!
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2015, 11:13:47 pm »
A list of characters so far:
Merne: The most introverted of the trio, is seemingly a vanilla human with no outstanding characteristics, but he can learn odd skills fairly quickly. He knows how to read kanji, cook his family meals as well as any professional chef, and has the potential to write as well as any famous/popular writer. He is the youngest of the three friends.
John Titor: the most extroverted of the trio, is a surprisingly good fencer who somehow got his foil across the border. He likes to watch his friends suffer, or at least laugh at their misfortune. The most likely to break the fourth wall.
Iron Duke Isen: The oddest of the trio, he can do seemingly supernatural things without any conscious effort. However, he is still a man, and these acts backfire on him. A gentleman with refined taste (in women). Though well educated in Japanese history, culture and philosophy, he has a relatively low interest in anime and manga compared to his cohorts.
Akane the Shrine Maiden: a tsundere who is smitten for John, or maybe who just likes smiting him. She can fight well with a staff, and knows how to treat wounds. Has a habit of watching over Kanako.
Kanako the ???: a yandere who falls in love at first sight with Merne. She is very good as using a multitude of weapons, and can match John in combat. But might there be more underneath her madness and appetite for murder?
Nanami the Mangaka: a dandere who is close friends with Kanako. She thinks very little of the quality of her manga, even if her producer and fans try to tell her otherwise. Her writing is sub-par, but her quality of work otherwise is stellar. Despite writing manga, she is not very involved in otaku culture. She has attended a few conventions as a creator, however.
Ran the Working Woman: a genki with at least three jobs. She kindly offers Merne a place to crash (in her basement) until the friends can get a place of their own. She is Nanami's closest supporter, but can't always do so due to her schedule. She's an otaku in denial, with a percentage of her accumulated paycheck going into otaku culture and a free time each week set aside for watching anime.
Akio Kurogawa the Nurse: a crossdresser who likes to trick patients that she is actually a dude, and generally is a troublemaker, despite her high intelligence. She doesn't take her job seriously until she needs to. She is also a flirt when her patients are obviously attracted to her, though her job's demands on her time prevent her from having a boyfriend. Dreams of moving to the countryside with a husband one day.

Spoiler
The other two were asked for their input on their characters and their chosen waifus. We'll get back to RP sometime, now.
« Last Edit: May 09, 2015, 01:34:52 am by Merne23 »

woolyshambler [Aug16, 2015, 10:13PM]: ah Merne, they should give you the RP guru badge. Deeox2 [Feb26, 2017, 02:03am]: SO WE GET ON ANOTHER BOAT AND FUCK OFF TO ANTARCTICA.  Elvis Strunk [Feb05, 2018, 01:31am]:   "Two Pilots and all the Eva just died." "Oh. ****." Revontulet [Feb05, 2018, 04:11pm]: That KOTATSU be miiine Deeox2 [Feb28, 18,12:53am]: I'm gonna give Bea a dong.
Choice Music: https://youtu.be/n55QVlBoDxI  https://youtu.be/PLEQGywWbV0  https://youtu.be/0-8gwx71B0U  https://youtu.be/kfgmMPke7_k  https://youtu.be/VhGp8Id0HRU

Lord Ignatz

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Re: Three friends go to Japan... To get Waifus!
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2015, 07:33:36 pm »
Somebody make an anime about this!

Offline Universe

Re: Three friends go to Japan... To get Waifus!
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2015, 11:57:59 am »
Somebody make an anime about this!

Ah, It's going to be a good show! I can smell it!

If only we have money...
UNIVERSE

Offline Merne23

Re: Three friends go to Japan... To get Waifus!
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2015, 04:04:03 pm »
Somebody make an anime about this!
Kana, you are now appointed producer of our escapades. Congratulations on your position, and I hope you know what to do with it.
Wait, I'm being told that I don't have the authority to appoint the producer... or the director... or anyone, really, without the approval of the whole trio. Nutz.
Ah, It's going to be a good show! I can smell it!

If only we have money...
Your vote of confidence means the world to myself and those I speak for. Hopefully we'll entertain you as much as you think we will.

woolyshambler [Aug16, 2015, 10:13PM]: ah Merne, they should give you the RP guru badge. Deeox2 [Feb26, 2017, 02:03am]: SO WE GET ON ANOTHER BOAT AND FUCK OFF TO ANTARCTICA.  Elvis Strunk [Feb05, 2018, 01:31am]:   "Two Pilots and all the Eva just died." "Oh. ****." Revontulet [Feb05, 2018, 04:11pm]: That KOTATSU be miiine Deeox2 [Feb28, 18,12:53am]: I'm gonna give Bea a dong.
Choice Music: https://youtu.be/n55QVlBoDxI  https://youtu.be/PLEQGywWbV0  https://youtu.be/0-8gwx71B0U  https://youtu.be/kfgmMPke7_k  https://youtu.be/VhGp8Id0HRU

Offline John Titor

Re: Three friends go to Japan... To get Waifus!
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2015, 07:50:06 pm »
*Back to the show after some messages from our sponsors*

Akane finished her ice cream in silence,while John checked some kind of schedule on his phone's calendar. However, the shrine maiden couldn't make out what it was written on it, as Titor closed his phone just as she tried to take a peek. 
"Is that a plan of what you and your friends want to do while you're visiting Japan?" - She asked.
"Well... kind of . You could say it's more of a set of important dates , incluiding when our business VISAs expire."
"I see." -Akane mumbled. - "Anyway, as Kanako has found a new victim to play with, I think it would be a good time to go and buy some things so we can prepare a dinner when Ran arrives. Normally I'd ask Nonami to come with me, but it seems she has locked herself in her room . So..you want to accompany me? It's not a big deal, but I guess you might want to do something else than staying here all day. Of course, you don't have to come with me if you don't want to...i-it's not like I care about it." -Akane looked away as she spoke this last phrase.
"Sure, I'll go with you. " *I do feel like I'm abandoning Merne to his doom-John said to himself- but well, I doubt my presence would change things a lot*
"You..you will?  Ok just let me ask Nonami for some more ordinary clothes, the shrine maiden outfit is OK for being in the temple , but I would look kinda odd in a mall" -saying this , Akane went up the stairs.
"Plus , this way I get  to accompany a pretty girl and get further away from that crazy psycho of Kanako."- John thought. - "Success"
John stood up and straightened his shirt and put on his jacket, ready to go whenever Akane finished changing.
« Last Edit: May 09, 2015, 08:22:47 pm by John Titor »
Currently playing through all FE games
Completed: Fire Emblem : Genealogy of the Holy War,    FE: Blazing Blade, Fe: Binding Blade, FE:The Sacred Stones, FE: PoR, FE: RD (Hard Mode Complete), FE: SD, FE: NMotE,  ,FE: Awakening , Fe Fates (CQ & Rv Lunatic), FE Echoes: SoV (Hard Mode)
Playing : Setting up Thracia 776
Mafia Awards : Cockblocker, I will drive you to School

Offline Iron Duke Isen

Re: Three friends go to Japan... To get Waifus!
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2015, 08:07:07 pm »
Duke lay back on the hospital bed, trying not to eye the nurse bent over him...or her very shapely, beautiful, delicate--erm, that was to say her eyes. Yes, her eyes. Think I got away with that one...

Beads of sweat began to form on his forehead as he felt her hand against his chest, the stethoscope too small a shield from her touch. Her fingers were cool and gentle, very soothing against his skin. But then why did they make his heart race so...

A touch of cotton called his mind from his reverie. Aiko was brushing his forehead with a white washcloth and a gentle smile. She put the cloth aside, pulling her stethoscope back around her neck as she turned, walking over to one of the nurse’s stations and working on her paperwork. Duke’s eyes followed her. What a lovely girl...such fine, soft features, such shapely shoulders and waistline she had hidden so well, such holy shit, look at that ass!

Duke turned back to the ceiling, clamping his eyes shut for a second. That’s it. He’d died and gone to heaven. That’s all he could think of. After fifteen years of being emotionally used and abused by women back home in the States, Providence had decided he had earned enough good karma to spend some time with a beautiful woman. Even now, Duke expected his friends were staring down at his coffin, talking about what an awesome guy he had been for the three days they’d known him.

“What are you thinking of, Duke-san?”

Her voice jolted him from his thoughts. Maybe he should have crossed his legs before staring at her rear. With lightning reflexes, he twisted the lower half of his body to the side, giving her a casual--or as casual as he could muster--smile.

“Oh uh--nothing, miss Aiko.”

She seemed to give a disappointed look at Duke’s not-so-cavalier response and his awkward twist to the side from where she stood at his left, but soon gave a playful smile again.

“Okay. Here are the pills prescribed for your inflammation, and a little water to help them go down easy.” She gave a little wink at that. It might have been Duke’s imagination, but he thought he heard one of the springs to his right squeak. “I’ll be back to check on you before its time for your discharge. Let’s hope you feel all better soon, or I might have to go home with you. Now, there’s a little button there to your right that will call me. Just press it if you need anything...anything at all.”

She turned, giving Duke another view of her gorgeous ass--seriously, look at that thinG! very proportional backside as she turned and walked from the room. Duke stared after her for a moment or two before falling back onto the hospital bed.

“Dear God: Thank you. That is all.”

Offline Merne23

Re: Three friends go to Japan... To get Waifus!
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2015, 09:00:23 pm »
"Merne-san, what kinds of manga do you like?" Kanako asked, still plastering her chest to his back.
"I-I-I usually read slice-of-life stuff," he replies, highly nervous. "Hey, Kanako, maybe we should just, ah, take a walk? I've never been to Tokyo before, and it would be nice to see the sights." I also do NOT want to be left alone with you!
Kanako flushes. "Oh, Merne-san, asking a girl out just one day after knowing her? How bold!" she teases, finally removing herself from his back. "We'll have to stop by my place so I can grab some necessities, is that alright?"
She says this in a way that would be cute, if Merne didn't know that she was mostly acting this out for him. "Ah, that's fine, Kanako," he says. Then something momentous strikes him, and his face changes to one of horror.
Kanako looks at his face with an edge in her eyes. "What is it, Merne-san?"
"Our stuff..." He says without life. "We left all of our stuff... back at the airport..."
A stark silence happens between the two, and Merne would swear to the end of his days that he heard a breeze in that moment, nevermind that it was the most stagnant day that year.
"O--oh," Kanako says, acting shy about her reaction. "Is that what that was? I'm sure my friends and I can help you get your clothes back, so long as you have your--"
"We had our documents in our larger bags," Merne intones. "The only things we had carry-on were our passports and VISAs."
No! Without a birth certificate, I can't register him in the marriage! And I finally got the form from the office, too, Kanako thinks, irritated. "That's not so bad," she says aloud in a normal voice. "You can still stay in the country until your VISAs expire with just that! No problems! You'll just stay the while then leave!"
Merne shook his head, "I spent all of my savings on the trip here. All I have is the money I brought with me. If I can't get a job here, then I'll be homeless back in the States!" He wailes in despair. "Our plan, our dream, our hopes! Over, over, over!"
Kanako is alarmed at his response. "Merne-san, it can't be as bad as all that! I'm sure Ran can get you at least a part-time job while we get your bags back!" She stands in front of him and punches a fist in the air. "Fight-o!" Otherwise, I'll have to keep you here by myself... she adds silently.
Merne brightens a bit. "Yea," he says after thinking a bit. "Yea, that's not such a bad plan, Kanako-chan. Let's go to the airport and see if we can't get them back right away."
"Yes, indeed, Merne-san!" I'll find out how your use of honorific works, she thought, so I know when to be happy when you take it on or off.
The pair set out after Merne grabs his phone, wallet, passport, and ticket. Kanako glomps onto Merne's arm as they set out, much to his dismay. Please, o gods of fortune, Merne thinks. Please let me get through this time like we outlined.

woolyshambler [Aug16, 2015, 10:13PM]: ah Merne, they should give you the RP guru badge. Deeox2 [Feb26, 2017, 02:03am]: SO WE GET ON ANOTHER BOAT AND FUCK OFF TO ANTARCTICA.  Elvis Strunk [Feb05, 2018, 01:31am]:   "Two Pilots and all the Eva just died." "Oh. ****." Revontulet [Feb05, 2018, 04:11pm]: That KOTATSU be miiine Deeox2 [Feb28, 18,12:53am]: I'm gonna give Bea a dong.
Choice Music: https://youtu.be/n55QVlBoDxI  https://youtu.be/PLEQGywWbV0  https://youtu.be/0-8gwx71B0U  https://youtu.be/kfgmMPke7_k  https://youtu.be/VhGp8Id0HRU

Offline John Titor

Re: Three friends go to Japan... To get Waifus!
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2015, 02:34:25 am »
20 minutes later , Akane re-appears in the living room, this time wearing a black blouse and pair of blue jeans instead of the shrine maiden garb.
*Feels strange to see her in regular clothes, but she really does look good in them* -Titor thought.

"I'm ready.Took longer than expected because Nonami was afraid Kanako would be roaming nearby and didn't want to open the door . Speaking of which, I just walked by Kanako's room  and it seemed to be empty . Did she and Merne-san go out of the house?"

John nodded - " They said they were off to the airport to recover our luggage. You see, we didn't book a hotel before arriving here, as we expected to find a cheaper option my directly searching once we arrived to Japan. So we left our luggage stored in the airports baggage storage."

Akane gave John a concerned stare  -"Are you sure they went out to do that? It wasn't Kanako dragging your friend out right? That girl is unpredictable, she could cause a real mess out there." - she then started turning around and reaching for her staff.

John explained that he had talked to both of them , and that Kanako seemed strangely calm and in a very good mood. Merne had even confirmed he was more worried about retrieving his luggage than anything else, and that the problematic lass had just offered to accompany him."It's Not like there's much he could do against it. I'd even say they're starting to get along..If that's even possible."

Akane left out a sigh of relief after hearing this, and laid the staff against the wall. "Well, if that's the case, I guess we can continue with the original plan. Do you have a SUICA card?"-Akane asked

"You mean one of those transit pre-paid cards? As a matter of fact I do, each of us bought one at the airport. But why do we need them now for? Aren't we going to the KONBINI that is  three blocks down the street?" - John inquired.

"Well, maybe a barbaric brute like you would settle a curry done with frozen and low quality ingredients, but I am a refined lady with a good sense of taste , and thus expect quality. We're going downtown to a proper shopping mall where we can find good quality ingredients." - Akane said as she opened the door and indicated John to get a move on.

 She had what what first sight would appear to be an angry expression in her face, but after more detailed observation one would notice she was smiling.*She really enjoys scolding and ridiculizing people , doesn't she?*

Akane continued on with her gratuitous sspeech, her head tilted upwards in a rather arrogant and proud pose- "Hmmph, outrageous, simply outrageous.  You'd think a fine lady of my standing would consume anything  from one of those convenience stores you peasants buy from?" - Akane said in a rather mocking tone.

*Two can play that game Akane. Just watch* - Titor thought, as a  grin appeared in his face.
"Well, Milady did enjoy the ice cream from such a low standing place.  So I thought she might also enjoy some of the merchandises and goods such a tenant had to offer."

"Shut up, ba-baka!"- the shrine maiden had gone into aggresive mode again , delivering a precise elbow strike to John's left arm, where the yandere had injured him during the last fight .  "Are you trying to make fun of me? That's no way to treat a lady!"

John let out a small groan of pain as Akane's elbow hit one of his not-yet-completely healed cuts, hard enough to hurt, but not hard enough to make the wound re-open. It only made the grin in his face widen and acquire the type of sinister and evil look of an Evil Genius.  -
"Oh Milady ,how can you make such cruel accusations ?It pains my heart to see how little trust you place on me?" -John said in an overly dramatic tone, trying to contain his laughter - "I would never do such an unchivalrous thing!"

"Whatever... let's just hurry to the station, I don't want to wait for the next train" -Akane mumble- *So, he likes to play as well,heh ? And he's not half bad...you win this round, but trust me, John, I'm gonna make you pay for it* - she said to herself.

As they both climbed the stairs up to the station , Akane took out the shopping list and started checking through it. A malicious smile started growing on her face, as she remembered that John was a stranger in Tokyo, who didn't know the train network and schedules . "Let's see if you're still willing to continue  playing this little game of ours when I make you carry all this weeks shopping and walk three stations further than what we really need ". -she thought.

5 minutes later, their  train arrived and they both walked in. "By the way, John, do you happen to like going on long walks? " -Akane mumbled, with an apparent innocent smile on her face.  "I kinda do, why?" -John replied, sensing something was...off . *I don't like the way that smile looks, she's hiding something.*
"No special reason, can't a girl just be curious? You really are helpless sometimes" -Akane answered - *And this time in more ways than one. Just you wait, boy .I can almost taste the sweetness of my revenge... sweeter than any ice cream money can buy... and there's nothing you can do about it.*  She couldn't help but let out a quiet evil laughter.   

Shivers went down John's spine and sweat appeared in his brow. *She's definitely up to something. And from the looks of it, it's nothing good*

« Last Edit: May 10, 2015, 04:07:28 am by John Titor »
Currently playing through all FE games
Completed: Fire Emblem : Genealogy of the Holy War,    FE: Blazing Blade, Fe: Binding Blade, FE:The Sacred Stones, FE: PoR, FE: RD (Hard Mode Complete), FE: SD, FE: NMotE,  ,FE: Awakening , Fe Fates (CQ & Rv Lunatic), FE Echoes: SoV (Hard Mode)
Playing : Setting up Thracia 776
Mafia Awards : Cockblocker, I will drive you to School

Offline Merne23

Re: Three friends go to Japan... To get Waifus!
« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2015, 01:32:46 am »
After telling John where they were going, (for dual reasons,) Merne headed out with Kanako to the airport. They found their way to the luggage center easily enough, but the news was...
"WHAAAAAAT?!"
Third episode, end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJUSNi36k3Y
Cast:
John as: Akane, Kanako, himself
Iron as: Akio Kurogawa, himself
Merne as: Nanami, Ran, Kanako, himself
Producer:
KanatheBoss
(AKA: Kana, The Boss; Kana the boss!)

woolyshambler [Aug16, 2015, 10:13PM]: ah Merne, they should give you the RP guru badge. Deeox2 [Feb26, 2017, 02:03am]: SO WE GET ON ANOTHER BOAT AND FUCK OFF TO ANTARCTICA.  Elvis Strunk [Feb05, 2018, 01:31am]:   "Two Pilots and all the Eva just died." "Oh. ****." Revontulet [Feb05, 2018, 04:11pm]: That KOTATSU be miiine Deeox2 [Feb28, 18,12:53am]: I'm gonna give Bea a dong.
Choice Music: https://youtu.be/n55QVlBoDxI  https://youtu.be/PLEQGywWbV0  https://youtu.be/0-8gwx71B0U  https://youtu.be/kfgmMPke7_k  https://youtu.be/VhGp8Id0HRU

Offline John Titor

Re: Three friends go to Japan... To get Waifus!
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2015, 02:19:14 am »
John Titor :Well, that's the third Episode. And according to the rule of the third episode, if people end up not liking it, they will drop the series and go watch another one.

So please, *bows to the public* keep following our show!   All three of us need the money earned by the commercials to pay our decadent and extravagant lifestyles! Manors, golden toilet seats and private automovile, aircraft and art collections don't pay themselves!

Nor does all the service staff: do you even get an idea how expensive a skillful and efficient full female neko-meido staff is?  Of course you don't! I'll spare you that knowledge, for it would only bring you suffering.

See ya all on the next Episode!




Currently playing through all FE games
Completed: Fire Emblem : Genealogy of the Holy War,    FE: Blazing Blade, Fe: Binding Blade, FE:The Sacred Stones, FE: PoR, FE: RD (Hard Mode Complete), FE: SD, FE: NMotE,  ,FE: Awakening , Fe Fates (CQ & Rv Lunatic), FE Echoes: SoV (Hard Mode)
Playing : Setting up Thracia 776
Mafia Awards : Cockblocker, I will drive you to School