Missiles streaked overhead, cluster bombs detonated furiously, and the staccato rasp of machinegun fire answered with the whine of laser weapons filled the air as the various users of the Hyperspace Forums descended upon each other, screaming and tearing into friend and foe alike. Such was the madness of the 743rd Waifu Wars to consume the FTL commbox…
As he watched the other members of the Hyperspace Forums and their waifus/husbandos wage eternal war for the right to declare BEST waifu/husbando, WoolyShambler could barely contain his scorn as each and every conflict came to a brutal conclusion without clear victor and with the death of all commbox communications and conversational coherence.
Staying above the fray (
most some of it anyways), WoolyShambler won by default and assumed the title of the One True Mafia GM. Known previously as that random lurker who writes that novelization (who reads that anyways!?), WoolyShambler now used his sweeping powers to settle the conversation once and for all (maybe).
“You horndogs who have with words, pictures, perverseness, and kinkiness waged endless waifu warfare, who built a tower of mrgw corpses that rises to the sky and call yourselves wise, answer me this: What is the difference between you and this?”
In the face of their commbox logs and sexually suggestive forum avatars, excuses were meaningless.
And then WoolyShambler spoke:
“You twenty hopeless otakus who call yourselves wise, use your wisdom and wits, your cunning and manipulation, to build a tower of Mafia and prove to me your waifu/husbando deserves recognition as SUPERIOR!”
Snapping his fingers, WoolyShambler created the world anew and the twenty players found themselves in a charming, idyllic hamlet overflowing with rustic charm, yet preserving all the wonderful amenities of the modern world. Each player found that they had been granted their waifu/husbando of choice by WoolyShambler’s graces and a delightful little cottage to live in, play house, and… er… play other things. On the hill yonder, WoolyShambler’s impressive mayor’s manor rose overlooking the town, where he and his waifu, Laura Bodewig, graciously greeted the village’s newcomers, hosting an icebreaker session in their parlor (with tea and biscuits) and opening up their manor for all players to partake in... well, just about anything you can imagine really.
Of course, the village’s peaceful facade was exactly that; a superficial disguise for a dark game, rife with intrigue, backstabbing, and villainous murder and execution, for not every player had chosen a peace-loving waifu/husbando, nor had they themselves given up their ambitions to prove that their waifu/husbando was better than everyone else’s.
So began the story of No Waifu No Laifu Mafia.
Day 2- Samu's Space Whale Yacht ClubNight 2- Rev's on a BoatDay 3- Waifus on a PlaneNight 3- Waifu's EveDay 4- The Waifu(s) Who Stole ChristmasNight 4- Naughty or Nice?Day 5- Law and Order: Waifu Victims UnitNight 5- Seriously Blind JusticeDay 6- In MemorandumEnd Game- Nothing Bad Ever Happens In This TownPlayers:1. WeAreTheMeta
2. GamerJunkie27
3. Revontulet
4. Pal
5. Verthand
6. Elvis Strunk
7. Merne23
8. ShadowX
9. mrgw4
10.
whalecow Arraxis
11. Marx-93
12. The Nothing
13.
Napsy NAPS GamerJunkie27
15. John Titor
16. Duke Rockhopper
17. Jynx
18. whydidibuytheunionfrigate
19. Deeox2
20. GrayCat
With 20 alive, it takes 11 to lynch.
Deadline: ACKNOWLEDGING that some poor sod(s) of a player will be killed on Night 1 and COMMISERATING with their prematurely terminated RP opportunities (i.e. descending into the den of kinkiness and suggestiveness this thread is sure to denigrate into) with their chosen waifu/husbando, Day 1 will last at least until 9/12/15 12:00 AM EST, longer if players are having fun and wish for an extension.
Rules:1. No Outside CommunicationDo not discuss the game outside the game thread with other players, unless you have a role that allows you to do so.
2. No editing postsDo not edit your posts. Reading over people’s posts is crucial for allowing players to scrutinize each other. If you edit your posts repeatedly, you will be removed from the game. If you need to clarify or correct something, double post rather than edit.
3. No quoting PMs from the ModeratorDon’t quote a PM that you have received from the GM, whether it be your Role PM or an action result. Do not fake one either.
4. No posting after deathAfter you are dead in the game, you may no longer post in the game, except to make
ONE “goodbye” post which reveals
NO game info. You may not communicate with any player still in the game either.
5. No posting during the NightThis is to ensure that no info gained during the Night is revealed prematurely.
6. Bold your Votes and make them redTo vote for a player, make sure to highlight your vote by making it bold. You should also change the text color to red. This is to ensure that the Moderator sees the vote when making a count. It should look like this:
Vote: WoolyShamblerTo unvote a player, make sure to bold your vote and make it blue.
Unvote: WoolyShamblerYou can also point a "finger of suspicion" which has no bearing on the game itself, but is hilarious and can be used as evidence. Please bold and make orange.
FOS: WoolyShambler7. Send PMs to the Game ModeratorSend any Night actions to me within the time limit. If I do not receive your night action PM by the deadline, it will be considered abstinence by default. If you have any issues or questions concerning the game or roles, PM me.
Breaking rules will result in either a warning, replacement, action block, or mod-kill depending on the severity of the infringement.8. I reserve the right to arbitrate any unforeseen conflict/paradoxes that may result at night.Well, let's get this show on the road. Hope you all have fun in advance!
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