Author Topic: Kantai Collection Mafia: The Armistice  (Read 25357 times)

Offline Pal

Re: Kantai Collection Mafia: Day 1 - Sea in Front of the Naval Base
« Reply #30 on: January 12, 2016, 04:51:44 am »
*the spotlight quickly follows the path of the projectiles to provide illumination*

Heinrike [Nov 10, 2016, 11:00:11 am]: I'm bored too, but otherwise bored  Elvis Strunk [Dec 14, 2015, 01:43:59 AM]: Would make it easier to keep track of all the characters, at least. "They're all dead."
Eonymia [Dec 15, 2016, 10:14:17 pm]: Losers don't win, do drugs Arraxis [Feb 18, 2017, 03:12:47 am]: Slither me timbers

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Re: Kantai Collection Mafia: Day 1 - Sea in Front of the Naval Base
« Reply #31 on: January 12, 2016, 05:03:30 am »
"Fufufu, sorry, sorry~! I just get so fired up, ya'know?" Tenryuu apologised, not sounding very sorry at all. Guns would probably work well for hunting down fish as well, but would torpedoes? Hmm... probably not, unfortunately. With any luck the others would find some more fish to blast out of the water. She was looking forward to seeing just what the Admiral had in mind.

Offline WhydidIbuytheunionfrigate

Re: Kantai Collection Mafia: Day 1 - Sea in Front of the Naval Base
« Reply #32 on: January 12, 2016, 05:29:02 am »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBWdvdFn6dg

With the sun set high (but covered by the clouds), A Certain Mischievous Admiral looks beyond the fog horizon. A woman walks towards him.

YAdmiral: Ahhh, what a great day for the hunt, don't you agree Nachi?

Nachi: Admiral, it would be wise not to get too close to the railing.

YAdmiral: ~Tch, you're always like this, you know that? So uptight before a skirmish, oh how I love that about you!

Nachi: Sir, please stop using Japanese, it's not your heritage. Second, please stop sexually harassing me.

YAdmiral: I'll use anything I bloody want, you're my subordinate, you know that? And a pretty one at that! Hmmm?

Nachi takes her hand and slaps the back of YAdmiral's head.

Nachi: I'm you're XO, not a subordinate. We're a team, and we have a task to do.

YAdmiral: Ah... don't be so like this Nachi, it's only a visit. Heh! I'll bet Admiral Kana will be absolutely excited to see me!

Nachi: On the contrary, I'm sure he'll be absolutely livid at your presence.

YAdmiral: Ah, my dear Nachi, how you hurt me! Your words pierce my heart as though it were made of paper! But alas, when I see your face, I remember to fight on! FIGHT ON! I fight for your love!

? ? ?: ~Anooooo? Nachi-nii, Y-san, sonar has picked up multiple contacts! It's... lots of suaries! Wait... other ships are there too!

Nachi: Enough of this. Your orders Captain?

YAdmiral: Ships? That must be Admiral Kana's fleet! Let's go! Nachi, prepare the nets! We're going fishing! For ships that is...!

Nachi: Nets sir? This is not a fishing boat, this is a naval weapon platform.

YAdmiral: Alas, you speak true Nachi! That's why you're my XO! Hmmm... Namnai, (Namae no nai) prepare the sonar! Set frequency to... well maximum of course! Disrupt the fish! I have some... shipping business to attend to mmmmm!

Namnai: ~Hai, Hai!

Nachi: You're unbelievable sir. We might get blasted out of these waters because of you, sir.

YAdmiral: I have you as my XO, Namai at the helm, and me giving out useless commands, let them try to stop us. After all, we survived the way here right? Let's have a bet shall we?

Nachi smiles, behind her stern face lies another side of this woman... a woman who laughs at death on the inside and never passes up a chance to beat her own superior officer in a bet. And maybe in Kendo... 80% of the time...

Nachi: Heh, may I speak freely? It's your funeral sir, and I'm betting 5 rounds of drinks that Admiral Kana's going to escort you to the brig.

YAdmiral: ~Ho? Sure you won't need help with those 5 drinks? Maybe I'll even water down the shots you have!

Nachi: Heh, you wish. Make that 5 drinks of 1 liter bottles a piece.

YAdmiral: Ahahahahaha! Alrighty, I'll take up your offer Nachi! Oh how I love a good bet, and a lovely drinking partner to boot... Hmmm hmmm!  ~Yosh! Namnai! Banzai, BANZAIIIIIII!

Nachi: Seriously, this has to stop...

The fish are certainly riled up as the unknown ship approaches the other ship girls. If anything, the commotion makes the girls' job much harder. At this point, no ship girl could ignore a certain hot shot (idiot) Admiral speeding from the horizon. What will Admiral Kana's response be?

(I made the second Pic)

FE Games Played (Finished): Path of Radiance, Radiant Dawn
FE Games Playing (or hiatus): Sacred Stones, Genealogy of the Holy War, Binding Blade

Offline Merne23

Re: Kantai Collection Mafia: Day 1 - Sea in Front of the Naval Base
« Reply #33 on: January 12, 2016, 05:42:34 am »
"Ooo~! There's so much going on I can't write it all down!" The kanmusu idly drifts in the center of the areas of most activity. "Hmm... though I've got notes on just about everyone. Alright! Let's get to whatever it was the Admiral and the Captain wanted me to do!"
She finds a small group of sauries not far down with her sonar, and takes aim. "Ute~!" Several large splashes occur. She roves over with the net. "Oo, big catch!"

woolyshambler [Aug16, 2015, 10:13PM]: ah Merne, they should give you the RP guru badge. [Aug24, 2016, 07:54 pm]:   WeAreTheMeta believes one day Merne went to the sea. From that day on the sea has been salty. Gamerjunkie [Jan04, 2017, 12:09 am]: So wait. Are... are you masturbating right in front of Sylvia? Deeox2 [Feb26, 2017, 02:03am]: SO WE GET ON ANOTHER BOAT AND FUCK OFF TO ANTARCTICA. Revontulet [Apr07, 2017, 06:30am]: gotta seize the day like a tentacle monster Beemu seizes a busty Hein

Offline woolyshambler

Re: Kantai Collection Mafia: Day 1 - Sea in Front of the Naval Base
« Reply #34 on: January 12, 2016, 05:46:58 am »
"Multiple contacts, transmitting coordinates now~"

Online Arraxis

Re: Kantai Collection Mafia: Day 1 - Sea in Front of the Naval Base
« Reply #35 on: January 12, 2016, 06:00:10 am »
This time Tenryuu decided to fire her main guns slightly ahead of where she was directed, and then dropped her depth charges as they approached. She was also silent throughout this... at least until the end. "Ahh, the smell of gunpowder's great! You're good at this, ya know! I can see it in my eyepatch - you're destined to be a carrier! Or a battleship! Ya keep that up now and stick with me, and I'll show ya greatness!"

Offline woolyshambler

Re: Kantai Collection Mafia: Day 1 - Sea in Front of the Naval Base
« Reply #36 on: January 12, 2016, 06:06:08 am »
The girl sounds amused on the other end, chuckling lightly.  "Some of us prefer not to showboat.  I'll always be second fiddle, but no one's braver than me!"

Offline WeAreTheMeta

Re: Kantai Collection Mafia: Day 1 - Sea in Front of the Naval Base
« Reply #37 on: January 12, 2016, 02:40:24 pm »
"A lady doesn't need anything to catch more fish! No matter how you think about it, Akatsuki's the best! Torpedoes launched!"

Elvis Strunk [Aug 10, 2016, 12:40:11 am]:   Meta is eternally a loli~
Arraxis [Sep 23, 2016, 11:37:43 pm]:   Love you too Meta

Online Arraxis

Re: Kantai Collection Mafia: Day 1 - Sea in Front of the Naval Base
« Reply #38 on: January 12, 2016, 07:05:34 am »
"There's no shame in bein' a sidekick! Come! There are more fish in the sea! And you too, Akatsuki! Form up! I was built to lead torpedo squadrons, supported by my cute destroyers! We're gonna show them bigger ships what's up!"

Offline Marx-93

Re: Kantai Collection Mafia: Day 1 - Sea in Front of the Naval Base
« Reply #39 on: January 12, 2016, 10:26:19 am »
"... Ehhh! W-wait for me!! C'mon, you know I'm the slowest cruiser!!"

A ship-girl appeared, almost panicking at the speed of her comrades.

"Oh! I'll take the sonar! Nothing better to smash some submarines, uh, I suppose it's sauries this time? Oh, well, while I'm the slowest, there's no one better at saving fuel than me! Endurance is the name of the game after all!! Oho, I'm getting fired up! Anyone left want to go with me, or shall this cruiser big sister show you how it's done?!"
Why can only the evil have empires, power and majestic theme music? I reclaim the possibility of creating the Federal-democratic-free Empire! A (democratic) tyranny fueled by the Power of Love!

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Offline WeAreTheMeta

Re: Kantai Collection Mafia: Day 1 - Sea in Front of the Naval Base
« Reply #40 on: January 12, 2016, 06:47:09 pm »
"Uhh...a lady must be good at working with other!I guess...Let's do it! We shall get the more fish!maybe the admiral will pat me if I do Nanodesu~!

Elvis Strunk [Aug 10, 2016, 12:40:11 am]:   Meta is eternally a loli~
Arraxis [Sep 23, 2016, 11:37:43 pm]:   Love you too Meta

Online Arraxis

Re: Kantai Collection Mafia: Day 1 - Sea in Front of the Naval Base
« Reply #41 on: January 12, 2016, 11:03:45 am »
"Fufu, Yubari! Come to play at last, have ya? Sure my sis would be pleased to have ya blowin' up subs fer her!" Tenryuu called out to the slowest cruiser. "Not sure if there's any room left for ya... ehh, it's fine, it's fine! Just glad ya finally got here so ya can see what a cruiser can do! Hiyaaa~!" Another depth charge was dropped and detonated, more for show than anything.

Offline Marx-93

Re: Kantai Collection Mafia: Day 1 - Sea in Front of the Naval Base
« Reply #42 on: January 12, 2016, 11:29:20 am »
"Thanks, both of you! Let's do it Akatsuki-chan!... Wait, now that I think, I'm in theory faster than Tenryu! How did she manage to get so ahead of me..."
Why can only the evil have empires, power and majestic theme music? I reclaim the possibility of creating the Federal-democratic-free Empire! A (democratic) tyranny fueled by the Power of Love!

Started writing. You can check it out here: Home

Online Arraxis

Re: Kantai Collection Mafia: Day 1 - Sea in Front of the Naval Base
« Reply #43 on: January 12, 2016, 11:33:36 am »
"Just coz my equipment's old don't mean I'm not experienced! Fufu, ya scared?" It was really just the fact that she'd sped off at full speed from the get go. Not that she was going to admit that. Tenryuu had more pride than the entire fleet - or at least that's what she'd have you believe.

Offline Verthand

Re: Kantai Collection Mafia: Day 1 - Sea in Front of the Naval Base
« Reply #44 on: January 12, 2016, 11:40:55 am »
*Verty-ship takes the depth charge projector and join the other girls *

-"Ara ara,  you girls should know that you shouldnt swim that fast in heavy fog! Its dangerous!"

woolyshambler [Sep 09, 2015, 04:28:48 PM]:   don't let anyone say i don't love you vert.
Amber Lee Connors [VOICE] [Jan 27, 2016, 10:23:00 PM]: Dominatrix Ava is now canon in my heart.
WeAreTheMeta [Oct 11, 2016, 06:22:37 pm]: I shall rewrite the constitution so that France become a loligarchy!
Deeox2 [Oct 17, 2016, 04:32:39 pm]: I'm pretty sure Eli is fucking literally everyone in WoolRPG, mang.