Author Topic: 10/10 best game ever  (Read 6398 times)

Offline Kuroneko

10/10 best game ever
« on: April 09, 2014, 11:42:25 pm »
The game maybe in beta, but my god it's just so amazing and cute. I actually like most of the characters so far in the game.  :P

I cannot wait to see what's next, though~

Offline Ledabot

Re: 10/10 best game ever
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2014, 12:14:23 am »
I would like to announce that we are all way too biased towards this game to hold any real thing.

Offline Oreo_Blue

Re: 10/10 best game ever
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2014, 01:53:44 am »
What's this? Early review?

Offline Kuroneko

Re: 10/10 best game ever
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2014, 03:19:50 am »
10/10 it's okay - IGN

Offline Oreo_Blue

Re: 10/10 best game ever
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2014, 03:25:03 am »
"This game fits for a God" ~ Keima Katsuragi

Offline Commander Zaelthul

Re: 10/10 best game ever
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2014, 04:11:44 am »
14/10 it's okay - IGN
Not enough Iron sights.
Fixed*
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Offline Kuroneko

Re: 10/10 best game ever
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2014, 04:59:17 am »
14/10 it's okay - IGN
Not enough Iron sights.
Fixed*

I can't wait til Kotaku gets a hold of this game and writes some piss poor article on it.

Offline Vaendryl

Re: 10/10 best game ever
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2014, 05:21:45 am »
14/10 it's okay - IGN
Not enough Iron sights.
Fixed*

I can't wait til Kotaku gets a hold of this game and writes some piss poor article on it.

as if I don't loathe kotaku enough as it is -_-
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Offline Oreo_Blue

Re: 10/10 best game ever
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2014, 05:34:00 am »
When that happened. We all can march with our flamethrowers and vorpal blades to whoever wrote the review :D.

Offline Ledabot

Re: 10/10 best game ever
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2014, 10:45:22 am »
Time to hire a spambot and go nuts on peer review. (can you even do that?)

The game is justice and plot combined. It has something for everyone.

 DRAMA "Does this mean that I'm going to be groped by the mean lady beside you?"
ACTION "Does this mean that I'm going to be groped by the mean lady beside you?"
MOEMOEKYUN "Does this mean that I'm going to be groped by the mean lady beside you?"

Offline SkullBrother

Re: 10/10 best game ever
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2014, 11:14:43 am »
I still find it odd that Ava seems to be upset about being called a Lady, and doesn't care about being called Mean.

I'm sure we will learn more about this later. 
"The lab coat is a doctor's ..no.. scientist's.. NO! GENIUS' UNIFORM! IT MUST BE WORN AT ALL TIMES!" - Professor Lute

Offline MasterFail

Re: 10/10 best game ever
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2014, 12:52:14 pm »
1/10
not enough space whales

 :P

Offline Lord Gorchnik

Re: 10/10 best game ever
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2014, 02:15:26 pm »
Gorchnik does not like the misrepresentation of the sexes in this game.  Why is the captain a male?  Woman can be captains too.  Gorchnik thinks the writer is a jerk-face whose main goal in life is to spite all humans with a vagina.  The spacesuits they were are obviously designed to only show off the females body as a sex-object and therefore the artist must be a horny teenage boy.  The writing is cringe-worthy and the story makes no sense despite me only playing the first hour of it.  Because how many games can you truly understand the entire plot after an hour.  GORCHNIK CAN! I give this game a 1/10 just for it's decent music which was stolen shamelessly from other indie-projects.  The state of this industry is disgusting.

/satire

Gorchnik knows that is how most of the reviews will go for sure though.

Offline Kuroneko

Re: 10/10 best game ever
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2014, 03:18:32 pm »
Most reviews will be done by feminists like that first point. "why is the captain a guy? girls are just as good!!"

Oh.My.God... The feminist articles will roll in too if some game site gets a hold of it. I honestly HATE Kotaku as well, and they do have a few femnazis and other bad staff there. Gawker in general is a major shithole, too.

Offline MasterFail

Re: 10/10 best game ever
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2014, 03:32:10 pm »
The real question is - why should we care about people using Kotaku as their ultimate source about gaming? Chances are those readers who mindlessly agree with their reviews wouldn't play it in the first place. "Fuck them", is what I'm trying to say.