Author Topic: DARK LORD CAME HERE!!!  (Read 2900 times)

Offline Kabalist

Re: DARK LORD CAME HERE!!!
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2016, 05:01:50 am »
Hello, new person.
Hmph. That's no way to go about thinking! If you want to be a dark lord, you must desire it with all of your very being! You have quite a long way to go before you'll be a dark lord! :P
What VNs have you read, aside from Sunrider?
Hello, experienced Dark Lord!
And about being a Dark Lord... Nah, it`s too toublesome: manage the army, manage the execution lists, manage the fear-and-oppression-inspiring procedures, manage the dark-castle-restoring-after-the-heroes-came repair... PAPERWORK!!! *insert certain commander here*

AAAAND HERE SHE IS!!!

VNs that I`ve read, huh...
Ok, let`s start from the classics: Tsukihime, Fate/Stay Night, Fate/Hollow Ataraxia, Saya no Uta, Shuffle!
Something more modern: Majikoi! (S! included), Everlasting Summer, Katawa Shoujo, Neko Para and, of course, Sunrider Series.
The most favourite VN: you wil not belive - it`s KUSOGE!!! The MOST HILARIOUS VN EVAR!!!!
Plans for future: Duel Savior Justice & Yosuga no Sora.
Aaand here the first question: are they worth reading? (if you know them)
Plus, second question: any advice for really good VNs not mentioned above?

Updated: March 19, 2016, 05:08:24 am
Hello kiddo' .
Make 'erself at home, and don't worry about the inmates. They may look dangerous, but their all quite nice.
....as long as you don't talk badly about their waifus that is...
Hello, nice to meet you!
INTERCEPTED MESSAGE:
*static* ..the HQ gave you new order... *static* ...earn about waifus... *static* ...critical importance... *static* ...creace your odds to surv...
MESSAGE END

Updated: March 19, 2016, 05:11:11 am
It is nice to see a mask brings out confidence!
n dont worry i got C on english
Hello!
So... you really want to know what is under my mask? No? Nice choice, Satomi-kun...


Updated: March 19, 2016, 05:17:48 am
Hey, my Kyrgyz friend would be insulted by your insinuation that I never heard of it! lol.
Anyhow, welcome to the forums, enjoy your stay, try not to step on any of the waifus.
Hello, nice to meet you!
Wow, you have a Kyrgyz friend? Cool! Please give him my regards!  ;)
*whispers* ...looks like our plan to take over the world is working perfectly! Prototype Kyr-8 is stationed near Geocorn and soon we will control him too.
OUR PLAN IS PERFECT!!! Heheh...
« Last Edit: March 19, 2016, 09:28:47 am by Kabalist »
Sorry but I`m not a native English-speaker. So, I can make some mistakes here...

Online Gamerjunkie

Re: DARK LORD CAME HERE!!!
« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2016, 05:35:29 am »
Hello, new person.
Hmph. That's no way to go about thinking! If you want to be a dark lord, you must desire it with all of your very being! You have quite a long way to go before you'll be a dark lord! :P
What VNs have you read, aside from Sunrider?
Hello, experienced Dark Lord!
And about being a Dark Lord... Nah, it`s too toublesome: manage the army, manage the execution lists, manage the fear-and-oppression-inspiring procedures, manage the dark-castle-restoring-after-the-heroes-came repair... PAPERWORK!!! *insert certain commander here*

AAAAND HERE SHE IS!!!

VNs that I`ve read, huh...
Ok, let`s start from the classics: Tsukihime, Fate/Stay Night, Fate/Hollow Ataraxia, Saya no Uta, Shuffle!
Something more modern: Majikoi! (S! included), Everlasting Summer, Katawa Shoujo, Neko Para and, of course, Sunrider Series.
The most favourite VN: you wil not belive - it`s KUSOGE!!! The MOST HILARIOUS VN EVAR!!!!
Plans for future: Duel Savior Justice & Yosuga no Sora.
Aaand here the first question: are they worth reading? (if you know them)
Plus, second question: any advice for really good VNs not mentioned above?

I enjoyed Kara no Shoujo, but I should give you a few warnings if you want to read it. It's a VN with investigation parts mixed into the story.

1. It is very difficult without a guide.
2. There is a pseudo-prequel to it, Cartagra, which lacks the investigation parts, but has the same general atmosphere. Cartagra is set in the same world, albeit at an earlier point in time, and various bits from it are incorporated into Kara no Shoujo 2.
3. There is some pretty fucked up shit in this game. Like, damn.
4. Keep your filthy otaku hands away from Tsuzuriko or I WILL have to maim you.
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Offline Kabalist

Re: DARK LORD CAME HERE!!!
« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2016, 06:00:24 am »
I enjoyed Kara no Shoujo, but I should give you a few warnings if you want to read it. It's a VN with investigation parts mixed into the story.

1. It is very difficult without a guide.
2. There is a pseudo-prequel to it, Cartagra, which lacks the investigation parts, but has the same general atmosphere. Cartagra is set in the same world, albeit at an earlier point in time, and various bits from it are incorporated into Kara no Shoujo 2.
3. There is some pretty fucked up shit in this game. Like, damn.
4. Keep your filthy otaku hands away from Tsuzuriko or I WILL have to maim you.
Hmm, thanks, I`ll give it a try.
Fucked up shit in VN sounds really cool! VNDB review of Kara no Shoujo looks promising too.
And I`ll be honest - `cos I don`t know who is this Tsuzuriko-san right now, I won`t lay a finger on her.
After reading VN - well, I`m going to buy a new, shiny Heat Lance.

I don`t know if I use it for Tsuzuriko capture purposes or I`ll defend some other waifu but better safe than sorry ;)
« Last Edit: March 19, 2016, 07:09:23 am by Kabalist »
Sorry but I`m not a native English-speaker. So, I can make some mistakes here...

Offline Duke Rockhopper

Re: DARK LORD CAME HERE!!!
« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2016, 10:57:01 pm »
Well basic waifu territory nonwithstanding, he did reference monster musume so I definitely think we should keep him

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Offline Endershadow

Re: DARK LORD CAME HERE!!!
« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2016, 04:18:04 pm »
I've been off the forums for a week or two so I'm late, but Welcome to the forums!

Please be careful not to fall into any holes in reality caused by my reality hole generator. If you do fall in though, I can assure you that there will be no adverse side effects except for the following: instantaneous mutation, loss of 1 or more vital organs, turning into banana pudding, amnesia, loss/growth of 1 or more limbs, additional vital organs, loss of DNA, insanity, hallucinations, destruction of the fabric of space and time, redundancy, redundancy, a craving for apples, the ability to see shinigami, for females: an erection lasting more than 4 hours, for males: extremely painful menstrual cramps, testicular inversion, gender swapping, the urge to watch my little pony, and/or death