Author Topic: RP thread since you guys are hopeless chunis  (Read 789909 times)

Offline Heinrike

Re: RP thread since you guys are hopeless chunis
« Reply #1230 on: June 01, 2015, 10:51:22 am »
*Isaac rips the arms off and picks the robot up by a leg, throwing it at the other*

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Offline Pal

Re: RP thread since you guys are hopeless chunis
« Reply #1231 on: June 01, 2015, 02:46:18 am »
((And leo is ignored. T_T))

Heinrike [Nov 10, 2016, 11:00:11 am]: I'm bored too, but otherwise bored  Elvis Strunk [Dec 14, 2015, 01:43:59 AM]: Would make it easier to keep track of all the characters, at least. "They're all dead."
Eonymia [Dec 15, 2016, 10:14:17 pm]: Losers don't win, do drugs Arraxis [Feb 18, 2017, 03:12:47 am]: Slither me timbers

Offline Heinrike

Re: RP thread since you guys are hopeless chunis
« Reply #1232 on: June 01, 2015, 11:33:51 am »
((And leo is ignored. T_T))

(heard of walking in silence?)

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Offline Merne23

Re: RP thread since you guys are hopeless chunis
« Reply #1233 on: June 01, 2015, 04:03:25 am »
(heard of walking in silence?)
(At least say what Hein's facial expression is, or where she's headed.)

After another short search, Min finds the nearby kitchen. She enters, but instead of it being dusty, like most of the rest of the mansion, or pristine, like the DM's room, it's terribly, horribly messy. "That guy must not know how to clean up after himself," Min gripes, holding her nose at the stench of what was once a stew.
Wheew-ee, I'm glad I haven't fixed my sense of smell yet. Set me down and clean this up, with the staff if you have to.
Min sets down the duffel in an inoffensive area where she can get to most of the appliances, then finds a heavy-duty pan scraper. "This is gonna suck," Min says as she gets to work on a smallish pot, which used to hold gravy.
Preparation is part of the process.
Min huffs. "Yeah, yeah, it wouldn't be the same if I didn't prepare beforehand... Yeesh."
It takes her a while to clean out enough of anything to cook with.

woolyshambler [Aug16, 2015, 10:13PM]: ah Merne, they should give you the RP guru badge. Deeox2 [Feb26, 2017, 02:03am]: SO WE GET ON ANOTHER BOAT AND FUCK OFF TO ANTARCTICA.  Elvis Strunk [Feb05, 2018, 01:31am]:   "Two Pilots and all the Eva just died." "Oh. ****." Revontulet [Feb05, 2018, 04:11pm]: That KOTATSU be miiine Deeox2 [Feb28, 18,12:53am]: I'm gonna give Bea a dong.
Choice Music: https://youtu.be/n55QVlBoDxI  https://youtu.be/PLEQGywWbV0  https://youtu.be/0-8gwx71B0U  https://youtu.be/kfgmMPke7_k  https://youtu.be/VhGp8Id0HRU

Offline Pal

Re: RP thread since you guys are hopeless chunis
« Reply #1234 on: June 01, 2015, 04:06:05 am »
((I'm guessing ice is mad. :())

*pal helps to clean, as best he can*
You never answered my question. Not really, anyway.

Heinrike [Nov 10, 2016, 11:00:11 am]: I'm bored too, but otherwise bored  Elvis Strunk [Dec 14, 2015, 01:43:59 AM]: Would make it easier to keep track of all the characters, at least. "They're all dead."
Eonymia [Dec 15, 2016, 10:14:17 pm]: Losers don't win, do drugs Arraxis [Feb 18, 2017, 03:12:47 am]: Slither me timbers

Offline Merne23

Re: RP thread since you guys are hopeless chunis
« Reply #1235 on: June 01, 2015, 04:14:58 am »
I thought you did.
Min works as far away from Pal as she can. "You weren't listening when I said 'all men are pigs,' were you," she says with as much venom as the concentration on the work allows. She puts more force into cleaning, which seems to speed her up a bit. Cleaning was one of the times that I felt relaxed, Min internally laments.
Wow, really? Me too!
You can read my thoughts?!
Well, yeah. You can read mine, it's only fair.
Min seethes more, cleaning and scrubbing at an alarming rate. Why don't you tell me these things sooner?!?

woolyshambler [Aug16, 2015, 10:13PM]: ah Merne, they should give you the RP guru badge. Deeox2 [Feb26, 2017, 02:03am]: SO WE GET ON ANOTHER BOAT AND FUCK OFF TO ANTARCTICA.  Elvis Strunk [Feb05, 2018, 01:31am]:   "Two Pilots and all the Eva just died." "Oh. ****." Revontulet [Feb05, 2018, 04:11pm]: That KOTATSU be miiine Deeox2 [Feb28, 18,12:53am]: I'm gonna give Bea a dong.
Choice Music: https://youtu.be/n55QVlBoDxI  https://youtu.be/PLEQGywWbV0  https://youtu.be/0-8gwx71B0U  https://youtu.be/kfgmMPke7_k  https://youtu.be/VhGp8Id0HRU

Offline Pal

Re: RP thread since you guys are hopeless chunis
« Reply #1236 on: June 01, 2015, 04:39:52 am »
I heard you, but that didn't answer my question.
*pal opens a few small portals to retrieve various cleaning supplies*

Heinrike [Nov 10, 2016, 11:00:11 am]: I'm bored too, but otherwise bored  Elvis Strunk [Dec 14, 2015, 01:43:59 AM]: Would make it easier to keep track of all the characters, at least. "They're all dead."
Eonymia [Dec 15, 2016, 10:14:17 pm]: Losers don't win, do drugs Arraxis [Feb 18, 2017, 03:12:47 am]: Slither me timbers

Offline Heinrike

Re: RP thread since you guys are hopeless chunis
« Reply #1237 on: June 02, 2015, 01:34:59 am »
*several miniature Hellcat fighters carrying 298mm Tiny Tim rockets appear in the room, scouting the area to figure out what the fighting is about*

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Offline Merne23

Re: RP thread since you guys are hopeless chunis
« Reply #1238 on: June 02, 2015, 03:27:14 am »
Min finishes with all of the things she's going to use, and leaves the rest with Pal. Next, she goes to the metal fridge door and opens it. She sniffs at the contents, before picking out a fair-sized ham and closing the fridge. She grabs seasonings from a disorganized shelf, and sets an oven to preheat.
After a bit of busywork with the ham, she goes back to the fridge and takes out a package of eggs. Min sets the container on the counter by a stovetop and grabs one of the frying pans she'd cleaned. She turns on the stove and starts frying eggs.

You could talk to him, you know. If I think about it, you're being kinda contrary.
Are you commanding me to?
I don't want to have to.
Min huffs. "How do you like your eggs?" she asks Pal.

woolyshambler [Aug16, 2015, 10:13PM]: ah Merne, they should give you the RP guru badge. Deeox2 [Feb26, 2017, 02:03am]: SO WE GET ON ANOTHER BOAT AND FUCK OFF TO ANTARCTICA.  Elvis Strunk [Feb05, 2018, 01:31am]:   "Two Pilots and all the Eva just died." "Oh. ****." Revontulet [Feb05, 2018, 04:11pm]: That KOTATSU be miiine Deeox2 [Feb28, 18,12:53am]: I'm gonna give Bea a dong.
Choice Music: https://youtu.be/n55QVlBoDxI  https://youtu.be/PLEQGywWbV0  https://youtu.be/0-8gwx71B0U  https://youtu.be/kfgmMPke7_k  https://youtu.be/VhGp8Id0HRU

Offline Pal

Re: RP thread since you guys are hopeless chunis
« Reply #1239 on: June 02, 2015, 03:35:56 am »
*pal continues cleaning the mess as he answers*
Anything except hardboiled.

((And it looks like it died...))
« Last Edit: June 03, 2015, 02:46:02 am by Pal »

Heinrike [Nov 10, 2016, 11:00:11 am]: I'm bored too, but otherwise bored  Elvis Strunk [Dec 14, 2015, 01:43:59 AM]: Would make it easier to keep track of all the characters, at least. "They're all dead."
Eonymia [Dec 15, 2016, 10:14:17 pm]: Losers don't win, do drugs Arraxis [Feb 18, 2017, 03:12:47 am]: Slither me timbers

Offline Merne23

Re: RP thread since you guys are hopeless chunis
« Reply #1240 on: June 04, 2015, 01:48:22 am »
((And it looks like it died...))
(Not while I'm bored.
NOT TODAY!)

Min brakes three eggs into the bowl before sprinkling the resultant ooze with salt and pepper. After this, she stabs the yokes to break them and whisks with the fork. "Lemme ask a question before 'answering' yours," she says to Pal. "Why shouldn't assume you're a pervert?"
You're bending the rules. I like it.
It's not bending and you know it. She continues with the scrambled eggs, before noticing the oven is done. She puts the ham in the oven quickly and purposefully.

woolyshambler [Aug16, 2015, 10:13PM]: ah Merne, they should give you the RP guru badge. Deeox2 [Feb26, 2017, 02:03am]: SO WE GET ON ANOTHER BOAT AND FUCK OFF TO ANTARCTICA.  Elvis Strunk [Feb05, 2018, 01:31am]:   "Two Pilots and all the Eva just died." "Oh. ****." Revontulet [Feb05, 2018, 04:11pm]: That KOTATSU be miiine Deeox2 [Feb28, 18,12:53am]: I'm gonna give Bea a dong.
Choice Music: https://youtu.be/n55QVlBoDxI  https://youtu.be/PLEQGywWbV0  https://youtu.be/0-8gwx71B0U  https://youtu.be/kfgmMPke7_k  https://youtu.be/VhGp8Id0HRU

Offline Pal

Re: RP thread since you guys are hopeless chunis
« Reply #1241 on: June 04, 2015, 02:13:18 am »
*pal, finished cleaning, sighs and looks at min*
Because assumptions are dangerous. I could assume you're going to poison my eggs. I could assume you'd stab me in my sleep. I could assume you'd try and stab me right now.
*he picks up a knife*
And if I assumed that, I'd have act accordingly. I'd have to try and kill you first.
*he jabs the air in front of him, well away from min, before setting the blade back where it was*
But I'm not making those assumptions.
*pal pulls up a chair and sits at the counter*
Besides, you don't know me. And I haven't done anything that would indicate that I am one, either.
« Last Edit: June 04, 2015, 02:18:52 am by Pal »

Heinrike [Nov 10, 2016, 11:00:11 am]: I'm bored too, but otherwise bored  Elvis Strunk [Dec 14, 2015, 01:43:59 AM]: Would make it easier to keep track of all the characters, at least. "They're all dead."
Eonymia [Dec 15, 2016, 10:14:17 pm]: Losers don't win, do drugs Arraxis [Feb 18, 2017, 03:12:47 am]: Slither me timbers

Offline Heinrike

Re: RP thread since you guys are hopeless chunis
« Reply #1242 on: June 04, 2015, 02:17:19 am »
*I walk into the kitchen (Leo beside me I guess?) after walking around the place, my eyes locking on Pal*

YOU... You're lucky I already took my anger out on that Therianthropic dog, Isaac... Otherwise I'd have already killed you by now...

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Offline Merne23

Re: RP thread since you guys are hopeless chunis
« Reply #1243 on: June 04, 2015, 02:32:17 am »
Min looks to the new arrivals briefly over her shoulder, relaxing at Leo and tensing again at Hein. She turns back to the eggs. "Do you two want any eggs? If yes, what kind." She stirs around the scrambled a bit more before checking over what food she has available.
Maybe instead of ham we should have pizza.
Min picks up a wooden spoon and chucks it at the duffel. Nobody asked you. Lemme cook by myself.
Well. Respond to Pal, then.
Min puffs some air out before saying, "I've had bad experiences with men, Portal-Man. I hold them against all men, save one."

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The presence picked at the sand that kept intruding its clothes. Demi and it were waiting by a long open tube at the bottom of the tunnels that were under the building. The presence was irritated at the new clothes Demi had brought it, but endured this with good enough humor. It still had its official clothing in the pack that came with the new outfit. It looked down either side of the tunnel, waiting for whatever Demi had brought it down here for. Demi wore an outfit much the same as the presence wore, but in addition to the pack, he had a large box with wheels. Demi was chattering as usual, which was good, because the presence would have more context for understanding its later servants.
"Deliveryman is usually not this late, Fred," Demi told his companion on the subrail platform. "Demi much hope that Deliveryman not hurt on way over. Would be terrible loss of comrade, and we would have to tell Commander of bad news again. But, there should be no worries, for Deliveryman A-OK! Deliveryman just little late. We wait for him." Demi had packed his feild equipment into his field case, and after that, his rifle and sidearm. He didn't think Fred knew about those, and he thought the little child wouldn't need to. "Though, this reminds Demi," he continued, as Fred had never spoken except when the door had first opened, "of time when all of us, Commander and Deliveryman and Demi and Sasha and many other comrades, this reminds Demi of time we all go down into Capital sewers to do bad work for bad men. Lose many comrades. But is not that time! Demi and Deliveryman will take Fred to see Commander, and Commander will see that Fred is no danger, Ahahaha!" He laughed loudly, but it echoed hollowly around the mostly-empty platform. Fred continued worrying the child's uniform's front, before looking down the railway tunnel both ways. Demi mirrored this action.
The lights poured forth from the right side of the tunnel, along with the faint sounds of a mid-range car slowing on approach to the platform. The bubble-looking railway car parked right in front of the two awaiting passengers before the front windshield unfrosted. In it was an average-seeming average-build man, with very average-length blonde hair and an average-proportioned face. He frowned a slight perpetual frown at Demi and the presence. "I was sent to pick you up, Gregori. Get you and your new 'comrade' in the back," he said in an average voice over the speaker system in the railway car.

woolyshambler [Aug16, 2015, 10:13PM]: ah Merne, they should give you the RP guru badge. Deeox2 [Feb26, 2017, 02:03am]: SO WE GET ON ANOTHER BOAT AND FUCK OFF TO ANTARCTICA.  Elvis Strunk [Feb05, 2018, 01:31am]:   "Two Pilots and all the Eva just died." "Oh. ****." Revontulet [Feb05, 2018, 04:11pm]: That KOTATSU be miiine Deeox2 [Feb28, 18,12:53am]: I'm gonna give Bea a dong.
Choice Music: https://youtu.be/n55QVlBoDxI  https://youtu.be/PLEQGywWbV0  https://youtu.be/0-8gwx71B0U  https://youtu.be/kfgmMPke7_k  https://youtu.be/VhGp8Id0HRU

Offline Pal

Re: RP thread since you guys are hopeless chunis
« Reply #1244 on: June 04, 2015, 02:52:00 am »
*pal ignores rike's quip except to tease her*
Already dead, already.
*he answers min*
Yeah, well maybe you should work on that, or something. I dunno.

*leo walks over and slaps pal on the back, almost knocking him off his chair*
Anything should be good, as long as it's not burnt.

*pal mutters under his breath as he readjusts himself on his seat*
Such high standards...
« Last Edit: June 04, 2015, 02:53:43 am by Pal »

Heinrike [Nov 10, 2016, 11:00:11 am]: I'm bored too, but otherwise bored  Elvis Strunk [Dec 14, 2015, 01:43:59 AM]: Would make it easier to keep track of all the characters, at least. "They're all dead."
Eonymia [Dec 15, 2016, 10:14:17 pm]: Losers don't win, do drugs Arraxis [Feb 18, 2017, 03:12:47 am]: Slither me timbers