Author Topic: ADF (Alliance for the Defense of Freedom) official thread  (Read 59298 times)

Offline wingsoflibertytwo

Re: ADF (Alliance for the Defense of Freedom) official thread
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2014, 10:25:24 pm »
Friends are unnecessary and actually less reliable than slaves. Even if nobody joins me, i'm sure i'll still fit the standards for evil power in a game. Just you wait!

Offline Whalecow

Re: ADF (Alliance for the Defense of Freedom) official thread
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2014, 04:10:03 am »
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Friends are unnecessary and actually less reliable than slaves. Even if nobody joins me, i'm sure i'll still fit the standards for evil power in a game. Just you wait!
Insane AND sociopathic...
You'll do.
Inwhaleably yours,
Whalecow

Offline Lightfollower

Re: ADF (Alliance for the Defense of Freedom) official thread
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2014, 04:15:27 am »
Just so you know we know a girl similar to you my fine fellow. Her name is President Melonlord AKA Cosette. Be sure to play nice. We don't want a rerun of last week.
« Last Edit: November 12, 2014, 04:18:09 am by Lightfollower »
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Offline Whalecow

Re: ADF (Alliance for the Defense of Freedom) official thread
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2014, 04:30:54 am »
You know Cosette is my squadron commander, right? lol.
Inwhaleably yours,
Whalecow

Offline Lightfollower

Re: ADF (Alliance for the Defense of Freedom) official thread
« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2014, 04:59:50 am »
Well I don't think Cosette would deny being a sociopath (she might deny being insane though).
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Offline Whalecow

Re: ADF (Alliance for the Defense of Freedom) official thread
« Reply #20 on: November 12, 2014, 05:08:35 am »
---FSS Legion, Cera System. Legion Auditorium.---
(A conference room is set up in Legion's auditorium. The members of the newly formed ADF sit here and there at the table, eating a variety of cuisine prepared in Legion's kitchens. At last, Whalecow stands up at a podium on a stage to speak.)
Whalecow: Today, we are here to officially christen the Alliance for the Defense of Freedom...
Today we promise that one day, this galaxy shall indeed be free from the wars that have engulfed it for so long, and from starvation and sickness as well. You all already know the terms. Now to pass around this list of contact information for you to fill out... (He starts the list around the room.)
In addition, here. (He passes a stack of datapads to Cosette, who starts passing them out to all who have signed the sheet.)
Cosette: Next time he tells me to play secretary, I'm slitting his throat.
Whalecow: These are datapads containing contact information for every known planet in the galaxy, as well as clearance for their space. Think of it as the ultimate E-Z pass. You are all now certified galaxy-wide travelers. Do not abuse this position, however... It took a lot for Legion to earn this much trust.
(as the process continues, Whalecow takes a brief pause before adding:)
Does anyone have any questions?
Inwhaleably yours,
Whalecow

Offline KTKM-Sama

Re: ADF (Alliance for the Defense of Freedom) official thread
« Reply #21 on: November 12, 2014, 12:10:09 pm »
Yes, sir, so what shall we do with that guy...uh- ya know- the man who sign up as our nemesis. Shall we keep an eye on him? or maybe we shall ignore him as long as he didn't try to attack us?

Oh, and can I stay in the Legion for a while and install the 40 tubes of Torpedo Launcher in the Legion? For safety of course, I am sure that our crew will love it!

Offline Endershadow

Re: ADF (Alliance for the Defense of Freedom) official thread
« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2014, 09:04:59 pm »
Yes, sir, so what shall we do with that guy...uh- ya know- the man who sign up as our nemesis. Shall we keep an eye on him? or maybe we shall ignore him as long as he didn't try to attack us?

I think the plan was to watch him and not attack until he attacks or does something that requires are intervention.

Please be careful not to fall into any holes in reality caused by my reality hole generator. If you do fall in though, I can assure you that there will be no adverse side effects except for the following: instantaneous mutation, loss of 1 or more vital organs, turning into banana pudding, amnesia, loss/growth of 1 or more limbs, additional vital organs, loss of DNA, insanity, hallucinations, destruction of the fabric of space and time, redundancy, redundancy, a craving for apples, the ability to see shinigami, for females: an erection lasting more than 4 hours, for males: extremely painful menstrual cramps, testicular inversion, gender swapping, the urge to watch my little pony, and/or death

Offline Whalecow

Re: ADF (Alliance for the Defense of Freedom) official thread
« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2014, 06:17:20 pm »
He didn't sign up, exactly...
But yeah, the instant he tries to nuke a planet, it's on. He is not at the meeting, of course.
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Oh, and can I stay in the Legion for a while and install the 40 tubes of Torpedo Launcher in the Legion? For safety of course, I am sure that our crew will love it!
Sure. If we don't have enough space, we'll replace the conventional missile weapons with the difference.
Inwhaleably yours,
Whalecow

Offline Napsy NAPS

Re: ADF (Alliance for the Defense of Freedom) official thread
« Reply #24 on: November 12, 2014, 06:27:19 pm »
Finally, with our Spectre like status the Galaxy will learn our peaceful ways by force!!!

Offline Whalecow

Re: ADF (Alliance for the Defense of Freedom) official thread
« Reply #25 on: November 12, 2014, 08:53:39 pm »
The first person that pulls a Saren dies.
will be brought in for a court martial...
In which Cosette will be the judge.
Inwhaleably yours,
Whalecow

Offline wingsoflibertytwo

Re: ADF (Alliance for the Defense of Freedom) official thread
« Reply #26 on: November 12, 2014, 09:01:35 pm »
As my first evil deed i'll fire the main cannon on Ryuvia to help unite it, Far Port, and Ongess into a small empire. Of course that won't be necessary if they submit to me on their own, so hopefully some represantive of the government of these planets would read it here and arrange that. I don't wanna risk accidentally blowing up the entire planet either, i do need to get at least some servants to get the supply chain going, all this ammunition and remodelling is expensive...

Offline Whalecow

Re: ADF (Alliance for the Defense of Freedom) official thread
« Reply #27 on: November 12, 2014, 11:03:43 pm »
Far Port is under New Ongessite banner. They'd never surrender. And Old Ongess is deserted.
Ryuvia would pretty much be yours. Until we get this meeting done and come kick your ass.
Inwhaleably yours,
Whalecow

Offline Evasive Marvel

Re: ADF (Alliance for the Defense of Freedom) official thread
« Reply #28 on: November 12, 2014, 11:12:00 pm »
[Mind if I jump in? I might be a forum lurker, but I'm also not a jackass. Or, rather... I'm a forum vet from some random Minecraft server you guys wouldn't know.

If "wings" is cool with it, I'd like to be his loyal Starscream Viceroy. I've even got my first bit of grandstanding planned out.

On a related note... what do us bad guys call ourselves?]

Offline Lightfollower

Re: ADF (Alliance for the Defense of Freedom) official thread
« Reply #29 on: November 13, 2014, 01:26:03 am »
As my first evil deed i'll fire the main cannon on Ryuvia to help unite it, Far Port, and Ongess into a small empire.

As the Commandant of New Ongess we will never surrender and we will not negotiate.

Also Commander Whalecow do you have any suggestion on what we should do with these new privileges? Just want to hear some suggestions.
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Sunrider's VNDB page: http://vndb.org/v14112/chars
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My profile: http://vndb.org/u70739