ADF (Alliance for the Defense of Freedom) official thread

[wingsoflibertytwo]

Friends are unnecessary and actually less reliable than slaves. Even if nobody joins me, i'm sure i'll still fit the standards for evil power in a game. Just you wait!

[Whalecow]

Friends are unnecessary and actually less reliable than slaves. Even if nobody joins me, i'm sure i'll still fit the standards for evil power in a game. Just you wait!

Insane AND sociopathic...
You'll do.

[Lightfollower]

Just so you know we know a girl similar to you my fine fellow. Her name is President Melonlord AKA Cosette. Be sure to play nice. We don't want a rerun of last week.

[Whalecow]

You know Cosette is my squadron commander, right? lol.

[Lightfollower]

Well I don't think Cosette would deny being a sociopath (she might deny being insane though).

[Whalecow]

---FSS Legion, Cera System. Legion Auditorium.---
(A conference room is set up in Legion's auditorium. The members of the newly formed ADF sit here and there at the table, eating a variety of cuisine prepared in Legion's kitchens. At last, Whalecow stands up at a podium on a stage to speak.)
Whalecow: Today, we are here to officially christen the Alliance for the Defense of Freedom...
Today we promise that one day, this galaxy shall indeed be free from the wars that have engulfed it for so long, and from starvation and sickness as well. You all already know the terms. Now to pass around this list of contact information for you to fill out... (He starts the list around the room.)
In addition, here. (He passes a stack of datapads to Cosette, who starts passing them out to all who have signed the sheet.)
Cosette: Next time he tells me to play secretary, I'm slitting his throat.
Whalecow: These are datapads containing contact information for every known planet in the galaxy, as well as clearance for their space. Think of it as the ultimate E-Z pass. You are all now certified galaxy-wide travelers. Do not abuse this position, however... It took a lot for Legion to earn this much trust.
(as the process continues, Whalecow takes a brief pause before adding:)
Does anyone have any questions?

[KTKM-Sama]

Yes, sir, so what shall we do with that guy...uh- ya know- the man who sign up as our nemesis. Shall we keep an eye on him? or maybe we shall ignore him as long as he didn't try to attack us?

Oh, and can I stay in the Legion for a while and install the 40 tubes of Torpedo Launcher in the Legion? For safety of course, I am sure that our crew will love it!

[Endershadow]

Yes, sir, so what shall we do with that guy...uh- ya know- the man who sign up as our nemesis. Shall we keep an eye on him? or maybe we shall ignore him as long as he didn't try to attack us?

I think the plan was to watch him and not attack until he attacks or does something that requires are intervention.

[Whalecow]

He didn't sign up, exactly...
But yeah, the instant he tries to nuke a planet, it's on. He is not at the meeting, of course.

Oh, and can I stay in the Legion for a while and install the 40 tubes of Torpedo Launcher in the Legion? For safety of course, I am sure that our crew will love it!

Sure. If we don't have enough space, we'll replace the conventional missile weapons with the difference.

[Napsy NAPS]

Finally, with our Spectre like status the Galaxy will learn our peaceful ways by force!!!

[Whalecow]

The first person that pulls a Saren dies.
will be brought in for a court martial...
In which Cosette will be the judge.

[wingsoflibertytwo]

As my first evil deed i'll fire the main cannon on Ryuvia to help unite it, Far Port, and Ongess into a small empire. Of course that won't be necessary if they submit to me on their own, so hopefully some represantive of the government of these planets would read it here and arrange that. I don't wanna risk accidentally blowing up the entire planet either, i do need to get at least some servants to get the supply chain going, all this ammunition and remodelling is expensive...

[Whalecow]

Far Port is under New Ongessite banner. They'd never surrender. And Old Ongess is deserted.
Ryuvia would pretty much be yours. Until we get this meeting done and come kick your ass.

[Evasive Marvel]

[Mind if I jump in? I might be a forum lurker, but I'm also not a jackass. Or, rather... I'm a forum vet from some random Minecraft server you guys wouldn't know.

If "wings" is cool with it, I'd like to be his loyal Starscream Viceroy. I've even got my first bit of grandstanding planned out.

On a related note... what do us bad guys call ourselves?]

[Lightfollower]

As my first evil deed i'll fire the main cannon on Ryuvia to help unite it, Far Port, and Ongess into a small empire.

As the Commandant of New Ongess we will never surrender and we will not negotiate.

Also Commander Whalecow do you have any suggestion on what we should do with these new privileges? Just want to hear some suggestions.