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Endershadow Captain
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1961 (1.440 per day)
Personal Text:
RESONANT BLADE: Programmer
Stats:
+127/-13
Gender:
Male
Age:
20
Location:
United States
Faction:
ADF
Space Vessel:
Ryder
Date Registered:
March 03, 2014, 12:12:33 pm
Local Time:
November 24, 2017, 08:28:30 am
Last Active:
February 24, 2017, 08:58:50 pm
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Please be careful not to fall into any holes in reality caused by my reality hole generator. If you do fall in though, I can assure you that there will be no adverse side effects except for the following: instantaneous mutation, loss of 1 or more vital organs, turning into banana pudding, amnesia, loss/growth of 1 or more limbs, additional vital organs, loss of DNA, insanity, hallucinations, destruction of the fabric of space and time, redundancy, redundancy, a craving for apples, the ability to see shinigami, for females: an erection lasting more than 4 hours, for males: extremely painful menstrual cramps, testicular inversion, gender swapping, the urge to watch my little pony, and/or death