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Title: NEET Detective, It's the only NEET thing to do.
Post by: NEET Detective on August 25, 2016, 12:10:07 am

 -Incoming Transmission from unidentified space vessel-
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*decrypting*
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Decryption successful!
*Uploading prerecorded message to the ships NAV Screen*
*The NAV screen emits static for a few seconds*
*The screen flickers before a figure appears on screen. Covered from head to toe in a black robe akin to that of some sort of cultist.*
This is the NEET Detective at your service. It seems you wanted some info on me before hiring me so I am here to accommodate. I'm not a licensed detective by any means but it doesn't mean I lack the skills you would find in one. Though because of this I am not confined to a code of honor and operate above the law. As far as personal info goes, I am 18. Currently taking college courses "full-time". I am undeclared not because I'm indecisive but, that I like to keep my options open. The trivial personality test you made me fill out had me listed as an INTP. In my free time I enjoy visual novels like Narcissu, Fruit of Grisaia, Corona Blossom, Nekopara, Karakara, Lucid9, and my favorites: Analogue: A hate story and Hate Plus. I also enjoy playing games like the Sunrider: Mask of Arcadius, Sierra Ops, and Project Nimbus. On a similar note, I like anime like Oregairu, SAO, Bakemonogatari, and my favorite is: Kamisama no Memochou. If you require any other info that isn't confidential I'll humor you.
*The NAV screen abruptly goes pitch black*
-Transmission ended-
Title: Re: NEET Detective, It's the only NEET thing to do.
Post by: Duke Rockhopper on August 25, 2016, 12:13:21 am
It's like...looking in a mirror!!!!

Yesss, I like you already :D

Welcome to our not very humble abode. We aren't humble because we all know full well that we're awesome. Now you can be awesome too 8)
Title: Re: NEET Detective, It's the only NEET thing to do.
Post by: WeAreTheMeta on August 25, 2016, 12:36:44 am
/me was going to greet neet, and start what could be a great friendship, but saw the pic

Neet. Care to explain why you have a pic of MY waifu in a maid outfit?

(https://images7.alphacoders.com/578/thumb-350-578573.png)
Title: Re: NEET Detective, It's the only NEET thing to do.
Post by: NEET Detective on August 25, 2016, 01:10:43 am
I was about to say the same about your profile pic. It's like you want to start a fight.
Title: Re: NEET Detective, It's the only NEET thing to do.
Post by: WeAreTheMeta on August 25, 2016, 01:29:48 am
Waifia 1 (http://innomenpro.com/forums/index.php/topic,1489.0.html)

Waifia 2 (http://innomenpro.com/forums/index.php/topic,1738.0.html)

Waifu claim thread (http://innomenpro.com/forums/index.php/topic,1616.0.html)

With all these proof, I believe you'll have to accept I AM KURUMI'S HUSBANDO!

Look at the first reason the waifu claim shrine has been created!
1)  Much like the Geneva Conventions, it lessens suffering.  How terrible the Waifu War of the past have been. Now, a chronicle can be maintained to record “dibs”.

Do not start a wars you would lose son!
Title: Re: NEET Detective, It's the only NEET thing to do.
Post by: NEET Detective on August 25, 2016, 02:18:30 am
WHY THE HELL IS THERE SUCH A CONVENIENT THING HERE?!?!? DAMN IT YOU WIN THIS TIME!!!!
Title: Re: NEET Detective, It's the only NEET thing to do.
Post by: WeAreTheMeta on August 25, 2016, 02:48:21 am
WHY THE HELL IS THERE SUCH A CONVENIENT THING HERE?!?!? DAMN IT YOU WIN THIS TIME!!!!

It exist because the need of it has been raised by the past, for such a situation we're facing isn't the first case, and not likely the last.
In fact, I was already involved in the last case that happened I think, for it was before we really discussed about our waifus on this forum, the 30 question thread was created, Wooly was the first going, and one of the question he was asked was who was he waifu.

He happened to choose the waifu I had at the time, meaning I basically had no footing to have Laura for myself ;_;
Found Kurumi later though, so it all worked out for the better~
Title: Re: NEET Detective, It's the only NEET thing to do.
Post by: NEET Detective on August 25, 2016, 03:22:46 am
Welp at least I have a few other waifu's I can depend on.
Title: Re: NEET Detective, It's the only NEET thing to do.
Post by: Lord Ignatz on August 25, 2016, 09:12:58 am
Welcome to the forums!

/me looks at NEET Detective's avatar

So you like KanColle, too? Good!
Title: Re: NEET Detective, It's the only NEET thing to do.
Post by: John Titor on August 25, 2016, 11:16:58 am
"Fresh meat for the grinder.." -

"I mean... WELCOME TO THE FORUMS!!! Enjoy your stay! " - Titor quickly adds, trying to cover up his mistake

*Looks at NEET Detectove's avy* 
"Yay! Another Kancolle fan!!! Kana is the forum's resident TTK , but there are a few of us who also play the game. The more the merrier!!!"


Getting a bit into the anime discussion , as much as I didn't like SAO (#BlameKirito )  , I loved Oregairu , and I think most people here have watched at least one of those, so you'll fit here nicely.

Once again, welcome...and mind the SANITY STEP.
Title: Re: NEET Detective, It's the only NEET thing to do.
Post by: Jynx on August 25, 2016, 01:47:59 pm
Welcome~ Nice to meet you.
Title: Re: NEET Detective, It's the only NEET thing to do.
Post by: Marx-93 on August 25, 2016, 02:06:18 pm
Oh, hey, it's been some time since there was fresh meat on the forum. Welcome!

Hum, not much to say. Everyone has things they enjoy, and people's taste changes with time, so I don't plan to judge anybody on anime or games (not that I find any of your choices particularly objectionable), but if you want to discuss it feel free.
If you enjoy VNs though I would recommend to keep your eyes out, because Steam only has a small fraction of the total released in english.
Title: Re: NEET Detective, It's the only NEET thing to do.
Post by: Geocorn on August 25, 2016, 03:33:29 pm
but wait! If you're a detective, then isn't that employment and/or training? :P
Title: Re: NEET Detective, It's the only NEET thing to do.
Post by: NEET Detective on August 25, 2016, 04:37:53 pm
I'm a detective only in name not in occupation. ;P
Title: Re: NEET Detective, It's the only NEET thing to do.
Post by: Duke Rockhopper on August 25, 2016, 08:09:22 pm
His real name is Frederick de Tective!
Title: Re: NEET Detective, It's the only NEET thing to do.
Post by: BlackStarLine on August 25, 2016, 08:27:02 pm
Welcome to the mad house. Or as it's more commonly known, Wooly's Sanitarium. I hope you enjoy your stay as it's going to be a long one.
Title: Re: NEET Detective, It's the only NEET thing to do.
Post by: Revontulet on August 25, 2016, 08:41:30 pm
/me rubs his hands greedily as he has another victim person for the Hot Seat....if it was still a thing~

Welcome a board Fred! I hope you enjoy yourself. I guess someone already showed you the Waifu claim thread huh? I will say, I'll overlook you liking SOA  *feels a dry heave coming on* since you like KanColle.  Whos your fav ship girl? :)
Title: Re: NEET Detective, It's the only NEET thing to do.
Post by: WhydidIbuytheunionfrigate on August 25, 2016, 08:44:28 pm
Hullo, hullo, what's this? A new member?

Well then!

Welcome to the forums!

What do you need to know about me? Hmmm... Ah! I also play KanColle (Super infrequently though, I have 2 other mobile games I play) and my KanColle Waifu is Nachi!
Spoiler
(https://media.nyusu.fm/ranking/option/940/31263.jpg)
Title: Re: NEET Detective, It's the only NEET thing to do.
Post by: NEET Detective on August 25, 2016, 10:08:08 pm
/me rubs his hands greedily as he has another victim person for the Hot Seat....if it was still a thing~

Welcome a board Fred! I hope you enjoy yourself. I guess someone already showed you the Waifu claim thread huh? I will say, I'll overlook you liking SOA  *feels a dry heave coming on* since you like KanColle.  Whos your fav ship girl? :)

Shimakaze is my favorite ship girl for sure. She reminds me of fedex:Shipping for a low, "flat" rate~
Title: Re: NEET Detective, It's the only NEET thing to do.
Post by: Geocorn on August 25, 2016, 10:08:58 pm
I see what you did there :)
Title: Re: NEET Detective, It\'s the only NEET thing to do.
Post by: NEET Detective on August 25, 2016, 10:10:48 pm
Welcome to the mad house. Or as it's more commonly known, Wooly's Sanitarium. I hope you enjoy your stay as it's going to be a long one.
The community has a very good vibe I feel more comfortable here than on any other site. Let's hope college doesn't become to much for me~

Updated: August 25, 2016, 10:13:51 pm
Hullo, hullo, what's this? A new member?

Well then!

Welcome to the forums!

What do you need to know about me? Hmmm... Ah! I also play KanColle (Super infrequently though, I have 2 other mobile games I play) and my KanColle Waifu is Nachi!
Spoiler
(https://media.nyusu.fm/ranking/option/940/31263.jpg)
Nachi is a solid pick, you should claim her before anyone else does. *Stares at Meta*
Title: Re: NEET Detective, It's the only NEET thing to do.
Post by: rellimkram on August 26, 2016, 06:37:15 pm
Hmm, I guess I ought to extend a formal welcome. Nice to meet you, Fred (yes, I shall call you Fred as well). Enjoy your stay. This used to be a visual novel forum, and then we got bored and started doing RPs (that's the story I'm going with, regardless of accuracy), and that seems to be the fate of this place now. Hopefully you'll join in somewhere and feel at home.
Title: Re: NEET Detective, It's the only NEET thing to do.
Post by: Jynx on August 27, 2016, 12:56:44 pm
Heh, I didn't greet you, either X_X

Well, we've already had chance to exchange a few words. You've already been introduced to the ways of the Commbox, it seems~ Hope you'll have fun!

See you around~
Title: Re: NEET Detective, It's the only NEET thing to do.
Post by: NEET Detective on August 29, 2016, 02:34:05 pm
Oh I will! Can't wait for My Little Dictator to be released!