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Offline Geocorn

Re: The FTL Commbox logs!
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2015, 08:59:23 pm »
Merne is very sensitive about Teto

Offline Verthand

Re: The FTL Commbox logs!
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2015, 07:29:30 am »
YuriGamer27 [Aug 10, 2015, 12:51:45 PM]:   Arcadius best waifu.
YuriGamer27 [Aug 10, 2015, 12:52:04 PM]:   Legion x Arcadius?
Verthand [Aug 10, 2015, 12:52:21 PM]:   lol
YuriGamer27 [Aug 10, 2015, 12:52:24 PM]:   Can we make this a thing now ?
WeAreTheMeta [Aug 10, 2015, 12:52:31 PM]:   "We love all of you"
WeAreTheMeta [Aug 10, 2015, 12:53:17 PM]:   If they do kinky thing, does it become an orgy?
YuriGamer27 [Aug 10, 2015, 12:53:38 PM]:   "A consensus has been formed. We will now ravish you."
Verthand [Aug 10, 2015, 12:54:26 PM]:   that would be so awesome
WeAreTheMeta [Aug 10, 2015, 12:55:07 PM]:   Who ravish who?
YuriGamer27 [Aug 10, 2015, 12:55:46 PM]:   Legion will ravish Arcadius.

All hail the yuri orgy revolution!!! <3
« Last Edit: August 11, 2015, 07:58:07 am by Verthand »

woolyshambler [Sep 09, 2015, 04:28:48 PM]:   don't let anyone say i don't love you vert.
Amber Lee Connors [VOICE] [Jan 27, 2016, 10:23:00 PM]: Dominatrix Ava is now canon in my heart.
WeAreTheMeta [Oct 11, 2016, 06:22:37 pm]: I shall rewrite the constitution so that France become a loligarchy!
Deeox2 [Oct 17, 2016, 04:32:39 pm]: I'm pretty sure Eli is fucking literally everyone in WoolRPG, mang.

Offline Merne23

Re: The FTL Commbox logs!
« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2015, 04:56:52 pm »
This is what boredom brings.
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ShadowX [Aug 15, 2015, 11:43:38 AM]:   When you come back an hour later and you goodbye is still in the chatbox without scrolling
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 11:44:06 AM]:   it's a slow day
ShadowX [Aug 15, 2015, 11:44:10 AM]:   While there are 8 other people online
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 11:45:50 AM]:   still a slow day
Elvis Strunk [Aug 15, 2015, 12:12:18 PM]:   Hello, everyone.
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 12:12:41 PM]:   Evils-Senpai!
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:12:56 PM]:   Elvis Strunk pats Merne on the head.
woolyshambler [Aug 15, 2015, 12:13:09 PM]:   hi elvis
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:13:30 PM]:   Elvis Strunk also pats Wooly on the head.
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 12:13:37 PM]:   Evils! I made progress on that promise I made!
Elvis Strunk [Aug 15, 2015, 12:13:45 PM]:   Oh?
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 12:14:16 PM]:   *nod, nod.*
Elvis Strunk [Aug 15, 2015, 12:14:48 PM]:   Come, sit in my lap, and tell me of your tale.
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:15:42 PM]:   Merne23 sits on Evils's lap and whispers in his ear
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:17:05 PM]:   Elvis Strunk nods along, listening intently.
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 12:18:56 PM]:   so I think it's a matter of time
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 12:19:11 PM]:   but I'll keep trying!
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:19:23 PM]:   Elvis Strunk is pleased.
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:20:03 PM]:   woolyshambler watches suspiciously
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:20:26 PM]:   woolyshambler mutters "they're after the wool, I know they're after the wool..."
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:20:43 PM]:   Elvis Strunk pats Wooly on the head again, randomly.
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 12:20:57 PM]:   If that was true, I'd give him some fluff you handed out
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:22:09 PM]:   Elvis Strunk randomly begins singing.
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:22:27 PM]:   woolyshambler joins in tunelessly
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:23:01 PM]:   Merne23 nuzzles Evils
Elvis Strunk [Aug 15, 2015, 12:24:41 PM]:   You are tired~ You are hurt~ A moth ate through- your favorite shirt~ All your friends- Fertilize~ The ground you walk~ Lose... your... mind~
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:25:44 PM]:   Merne23 huggles Evils, continuing his nuzzling
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:26:02 PM]:   Elvis Strunk pats Merne on the head, again.
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:28:55 PM]:   Merne23 huggles tighter
Elvis Strunk [Aug 15, 2015, 12:29:47 PM]:   It's always good to adopt unwanted pets~
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:30:14 PM]:   Merne23 huggles tighter
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:30:50 PM]:   Elvis Strunk loses the ability to take in air.
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 12:32:15 PM]:   You're very funny, Evils-Senpai!
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:32:35 PM]:   Elvis Strunk dies slowly.
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:33:15 PM]:   Merne23 releases Evils
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:33:42 PM]:   Elvis Strunk collapses into a heap on the ground, patting Merne on the... foot.
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:34:37 PM]:   Merne23 uses Raise Dead on Evils
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:35:27 PM]:   Elvis Strunk becomes some sort of ghost thing.
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 12:35:39 PM]:   that's odd.
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:35:57 PM]:   Merne23 Kills Ghost-Evils to True Rez him
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:36:19 PM]:   Elvis Strunk becomes a mrgw4.
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 12:37:07 PM]:   Ho no~... since Evils is no longer here, I can't give him lolis anymore~...
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 12:37:30 PM]:   I guess I'll just... keep them~
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:37:54 PM]:   Elvis Strunk (form of a mrgw4) steals the lolis.
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 12:38:22 PM]:   Hahah!
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 12:38:47 PM]:   *the trap seals the "MerGew" in a glass case
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 12:39:05 PM]:   two in one, win-win!
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:39:28 PM]:   Elvis Strunk (form of a mrgw4) slowly sufficates from lack of air, again.
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 12:39:59 PM]:   It must be the lolis. I ventilated that.
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:41:00 PM]:   Elvis Strunk (form of a mrgw4) is too busy with the lolis to bother surviving.
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 12:41:55 PM]:   But it was all a clever ruse! Those aren't real lolis, they're robots!
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:42:18 PM]:   Elvis Strunk (form of a mrgw4) is perfectly fine with this development, and continues as he was.
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 12:42:50 PM]:   *no way for Evils to 'have fun' with them
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 12:43:11 PM]:   Unless...
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:43:20 PM]:   Elvis Strunk (form of a mrgw4) points out that they have mouths.
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 12:43:55 PM]:   *the mouths are full of voice equipment.
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:44:29 PM]:   Elvis Strunk (form of a mrgw4) is perfectly fine with this development, and continues as he was.
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 12:45:21 PM]:   *some of the lolis start stripping away Evils's MerGew form
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:45:56 PM]:   Elvis Strunk becomes himself again. The skeleton of himself.
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:46:49 PM]:   Merne23 bottles the Soul of Evils in a Greater Soul Gem
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:47:27 PM]:   Elvis Strunk does terrible and kinky things to the inside of the Greater Soul Gem.
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 12:47:55 PM]:   Just what it was made for
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:48:33 PM]:   Merne23 tries again to revive Evils, in Evils's own body this time
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:49:03 PM]:   Elvis Strunk returns to life, slightly stickier than before, but mostly fine.
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:49:47 PM]:   Merne23 puts Evils in a bath. With a loli. Just one.
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:50:19 PM]:   Elvis Strunk does terrible and kinky things to the inside of the loli.
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 12:50:46 PM]:   The loli dies horribly
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:51:16 PM]:   Elvis Strunk feels sad, and walks away dejectedly.
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:51:36 PM]:   Merne23 True Rezzes the loli
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 12:51:44 PM]:   Evils-senpai
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 12:52:01 PM]:   I'm sorry I got you so fired up.
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:52:14 PM]:   Elvis Strunk pats the random undead loli on the head.
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 12:53:06 PM]:   http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells...on.htm
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 12:53:18 PM]:   Is normal not-dead loli
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:53:52 PM]:   Elvis Strunk bites the loli (again) and makes her an undead loli, for reasons.
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 12:54:32 PM]:   And then it was necrophilia.
Merne23 [Aug 15, 2015, 12:54:42 PM]:   Keikaku Dori!
[Aug 15, 2015, 12:55:00 PM]:   Elvis Strunk is perfectly fine with this development, and continues as he was.

woolyshambler [Aug16, 2015, 10:13PM]: ah Merne, they should give you the RP guru badge. [Aug24, 2016, 07:54 pm]:   WeAreTheMeta believes one day Merne went to the sea. From that day on the sea has been salty. Gamerjunkie [Jan04, 2017, 12:09 am]: So wait. Are... are you masturbating right in front of Sylvia? Deeox2 [Feb26, 2017, 02:03am]: SO WE GET ON ANOTHER BOAT AND FUCK OFF TO ANTARCTICA. Revontulet [Apr07, 2017, 06:30am]: gotta seize the day like a tentacle monster Beemu seizes a busty Hein

Offline mrgw4

Re: The FTL Commbox logs!
« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2015, 03:01:16 am »
why would you become me evils? (Merne loves killing me...his kill count dwarfs even ice...by a lot...)
yes everything I say can and will have a typo in it.

Offline Merne23

Re: The FTL Commbox logs!
« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2015, 08:46:14 pm »
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WeAreTheMeta [Aug 16, 2015, 04:21:52 PM]:   That awkward moment when you think you still have malware, and you realize that you forgotten to clean 1/3 of your folder
[Aug 16, 2015, 04:22:00 PM]:   WeAreTheMeta facepalm
mrgw4 [Aug 16, 2015, 04:22:26 PM]:   XD
[Aug 16, 2015, 04:22:33 PM]:   mrgw4 pats meta
WeAreTheMeta [Aug 16, 2015, 04:23:59 PM]:   Thank you, I needed(?) that
[Aug 16, 2015, 04:24:39 PM]:   mrgw4 incinerates his hand
mrgw4 [Aug 16, 2015, 04:24:41 PM]:   np
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 04:25:13 PM]:   I think your heat immunity has been eaten out of your clones
[Aug 16, 2015, 04:25:19 PM]:   WeAreTheMeta take the ashes
[Aug 16, 2015, 04:25:46 PM]:   Merne23 spies a Wooly, creepin'
WeAreTheMeta [Aug 16, 2015, 04:25:53 PM]:   On that day, a new fetish is born
mrgw4 [Aug 16, 2015, 04:26:04 PM]:   yeah stopped splicing that in since i added the anti m device
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 04:26:07 PM]:   unpossibe
mrgw4 [Aug 16, 2015, 04:26:13 PM]:   born?
mrgw4 [Aug 16, 2015, 04:26:27 PM]:   I'm SURE thats already a thing...
WeAreTheMeta [Aug 16, 2015, 04:27:01 PM]:   the asheofahandthatpossiblyhasbeenusedtofap is already a fetish?
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 04:27:50 PM]:   probably. I don't check dat shit!
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 04:28:10 PM]:   *dunun-dun dun dun!*
mrgw4 [Aug 16, 2015, 04:28:25 PM]:   wrong hand for that
mrgw4 [Aug 16, 2015, 04:29:06 PM]:   no way I'd let you get secondary contact with me genitals :P
WeAreTheMeta [Aug 16, 2015, 04:31:14 PM]:   I love the sound of this
[Aug 16, 2015, 04:36:23 PM]:   Merne23 presents both of his hands
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 04:36:32 PM]:   guess.
[Aug 16, 2015, 04:37:00 PM]:   WeAreTheMeta touch both
[Aug 16, 2015, 04:37:22 PM]:   Merne23 wriggles his hands free of Meta
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 04:37:28 PM]:   dude, no.
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 04:37:44 PM]:   guess, don't touch
mrgw4 [Aug 16, 2015, 04:37:56 PM]:   XD
mrgw4 [Aug 16, 2015, 04:38:13 PM]:   aww merne gets hit on too ;) :P
WeAreTheMeta [Aug 16, 2015, 04:38:33 PM]:   No, I'm your waifu for ever and ever
WeAreTheMeta [Aug 16, 2015, 04:38:48 PM]:   I'm trying to make you jealous
[Aug 16, 2015, 04:38:51 PM]:   Merne23 kills a MerGew with a look.
[Aug 16, 2015, 04:38:58 PM]:   mrgw4 facepalms
WeAreTheMeta [Aug 16, 2015, 04:39:03 PM]:   Seems it doesn't work well
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 04:39:15 PM]:   Dodge /that/ with an anti-device...
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 04:39:28 PM]:   i was cleaning my room bigfoot
mrgw4 [Aug 16, 2015, 04:39:36 PM]:   merne can you explain to him he doesn't choose my waifu?
WeAreTheMeta [Aug 16, 2015, 04:40:00 PM]:   I'm not choosing your waifu
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 04:40:03 PM]:   He doesn't love you, Meta.
WeAreTheMeta [Aug 16, 2015, 04:40:10 PM]:   I'm autoproclaming myself as
And now I wait for someone else to post commbox logs.
I give you three days.

woolyshambler [Aug16, 2015, 10:13PM]: ah Merne, they should give you the RP guru badge. [Aug24, 2016, 07:54 pm]:   WeAreTheMeta believes one day Merne went to the sea. From that day on the sea has been salty. Gamerjunkie [Jan04, 2017, 12:09 am]: So wait. Are... are you masturbating right in front of Sylvia? Deeox2 [Feb26, 2017, 02:03am]: SO WE GET ON ANOTHER BOAT AND FUCK OFF TO ANTARCTICA. Revontulet [Apr07, 2017, 06:30am]: gotta seize the day like a tentacle monster Beemu seizes a busty Hein

Offline WeAreTheMeta

Re: The FTL Commbox logs!
« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2015, 08:56:49 pm »
I'm so awesome that I monopalized 1/2 of this log

Elvis Strunk [Aug 10, 2016, 12:40:11 am]:   Meta is eternally a loli~
Arraxis [Sep 23, 2016, 11:37:43 pm]:   Love you too Meta

Offline Shirley

Re: The FTL Commbox logs!
« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2015, 04:53:27 am »
And now I wait for someone else to post commbox logs.
I give you three days.

You're funny!

Summary of this log: HONK HONK!!!

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BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:13:35 PM]:   I'm never deleting those posts btw so I'll just let it sit there even though deleting the posts only accounts for 30 of my post count
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:13:38 PM]:   you've got sleep to do!
DesertFox [Aug 17, 2015, 05:22:03 AM]:   .__.
DesertFox [Aug 17, 2015, 05:22:08 AM]:   I'm a fox, not an admin
DesertFox [Aug 17, 2015, 05:22:17 AM]:   Feed me milk, not forum issues >_>
Manchura [Aug 16, 2015, 09:14:00 PM]:   yeah, well up here if I dont sleep up on the equivalant of the third floor I could die from avalanche type conditions should the snow break through the windows and doors
[Aug 16, 2015, 09:14:02 PM]:   mrgw4 pets fox
Pal [Aug 17, 2015, 05:22:36 AM]:   don't you mean cookies? :P
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:14:18 PM]:   Milk you say?
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:14:21 PM]:   Hold on a sec!
[Aug 16, 2015, 09:14:32 PM]:   Merne23 huggles Evils tighter
Manchura [Aug 16, 2015, 09:14:59 PM]:   happened to the last residents of this house
Manchura [Aug 16, 2015, 09:15:33 PM]:   and when I was out digging graves for that family I found all those executed Germans in a shallow grave
Manchura [Aug 16, 2015, 09:15:51 PM]:   and had to dig graves for them as well!
[Aug 17, 2015, 05:24:20 AM]:   Elvis Strunk struggles to breath and pats Merne on the head.
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:16:05 PM]:   Here ya go! http://i.imgur.com/dJtVQmd.jpg
DesertFox [Aug 17, 2015, 05:24:33 AM]:   .__.
Manchura [Aug 16, 2015, 09:16:28 PM]:   anyways, got up and I am now ready to sleep, night all
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:16:35 PM]:   Sumimasen, senpai!
DesertFox [Aug 17, 2015, 05:24:57 AM]:   
  • Touch Fluffy Tail

BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:16:39 PM]:   Elvis: The links I sent you on steam were all safe.
DesertFox [Aug 17, 2015, 05:25:07 AM]:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v...PIcbn88
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:17:05 PM]:   sleep well, Chu-Ra
Elvis Strunk [Aug 17, 2015, 05:25:29 AM]:   I'll check them out, then.
Elvis Strunk [Aug 17, 2015, 05:25:39 AM]:   Goodbye, Manny. Sleep well.
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:17:30 PM]:   Out of all that....you choose to touch it's tails... http://i.imgur.com/oW6aZKx.jpg
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:17:32 PM]:   night elivs
Elvis Strunk [Aug 17, 2015, 05:26:52 AM]:   Is Shirley also leaving?! Everyone else is sleeping...
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:18:52 PM]:   I thought you were sleeping elvis...
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:19:05 PM]:   FUCK THIS!
YuriGamer27 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:19:06 PM]:   So much cyan...
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:19:12 PM]:   HONK HONK!!! http://i.imgur.com/Lcno7qq.jpg
Elvis Strunk [Aug 17, 2015, 05:27:39 AM]:   I can't sleep until my parents do.
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:19:33 PM]:   I though Touch Fluffy Tail was a hentai
mrgw4 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:19:36 PM]:   I can add green if you want?
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:19:47 PM]:   It can be...
YuriGamer27 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:20:06 PM]:   I have emerged from DAO for now...
Deeox2 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:20:07 PM]:   Everything's a hentai if you think about it.
YuriGamer27 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:20:25 PM]:   Life is a hentai.
Elvis Strunk [Aug 17, 2015, 05:28:49 AM]:   Are we talking about the Ken Ashcorp song?
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:20:48 PM]:   No one wants to honk? http://i.imgur.com/nWSM4td.png
[Aug 17, 2015, 05:29:29 AM]:   Elvis Strunk honks.
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:21:33 PM]:   YAY! HONK HONK!! http://i.imgur.com/5ROULFi.jpg
[Aug 16, 2015, 09:21:35 PM]:   Merne23 tries what Bee-meu is thinking on Evils
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:21:53 PM]:   nope. It's no use.
[Aug 17, 2015, 05:30:19 AM]:   Elvis Strunk blinks.
[Aug 16, 2015, 09:22:51 PM]:   Merne23 gives Evils a loli (as a distraction)
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:23:03 PM]:   Merne: This one is for you. http://i.imgur.com/cHxUQRM.jpg
[Aug 17, 2015, 05:31:35 AM]:   Elvis Strunk teaches it how to play Fire Emblem.
YuriGamer27 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:23:53 PM]:   Plot twist: It's a Fire Emblem loli.
[Aug 16, 2015, 09:23:58 PM]:   mrgw4 stares at the commbox in shock
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:23:59 PM]:   Is a she, Evils.
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:24:02 PM]:   I'll honk you all until you honk honk. http://i.imgur.com/iZRnCaK.jpg
[Aug 17, 2015, 05:32:43 AM]:   Elvis Strunk teaches she how to play Fire Emblem as well.
[Aug 16, 2015, 09:25:01 PM]:   Merne23 sigh. Merne23 sigh massivly.
YuriGamer27 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:25:07 PM]:   Kinky, BMU.
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:25:08 PM]:   OH, that last image remided me of this awesome thing! http://i.imgur.com/cZS5kfy.jpg
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:25:12 PM]:   I will never get over this.....
Elvis Strunk [Aug 17, 2015, 05:34:07 AM]:   I like that.
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:26:21 PM]:   I wanna get it...
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:26:28 PM]:   Is good. I wouldn't want it on my car, though
Elvis Strunk [Aug 17, 2015, 05:34:59 AM]:   It's a nice vehicle. You should totally buy it.
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:26:46 PM]:   I need the vision my windows provide.
Elvis Strunk [Aug 17, 2015, 05:35:45 AM]:   So, my parents are watching a hours-long documentary series about Hitler.
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:27:32 PM]:   merne: You know nothing of how decals work....
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:27:34 PM]:   .............
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:27:37 PM]:   Elvis.....
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:27:48 PM]:   I almost wish to see that
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:28:04 PM]:   Elvis no
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:28:07 PM]:   NO ELVIS NO!
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:28:09 PM]:   So? They would obsure my vision at least somewhat.
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:28:12 PM]:   YOU'LL BRING THE FOX BACK!!
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:28:25 PM]:   TAKE COVER!!!!!!!
Elvis Strunk [Aug 17, 2015, 05:36:46 AM]:   But I like the Foxxx.
[Aug 16, 2015, 09:28:36 PM]:   YuriGamer27 takes cover
[Aug 16, 2015, 09:28:41 PM]:   BITE ME UNIVERSE hides
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:28:44 PM]:   I like Foxx, too
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:29:04 PM]:   he needs more confidence as a human, though.
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:29:11 PM]:   And to learn morality.
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:29:22 PM]:   And to make his own cookies, dammit.
[Aug 16, 2015, 09:29:52 PM]:   mrgw4 peers back in for a second
Elvis Strunk [Aug 17, 2015, 05:38:26 AM]:   Hmm. Looking forward to OTHAFA.
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:31:13 PM]:   I like fox too, but he drops an image that's just too powerful for the forum to handle!
Geocorn [Aug 16, 2015, 09:31:18 PM]:   is that coming soon?
Elvis Strunk [Aug 17, 2015, 05:39:54 AM]:   First of next month I believe.
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:31:36 PM]:   It's on hold
Elvis Strunk [Aug 17, 2015, 05:40:00 AM]:   ...maybe.
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:31:41 PM]:   but then again
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:31:46 PM]:   that was a while ago from what I heard
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:32:04 PM]:   Last I'd checked, he was pretty done with it.
Elvis Strunk [Aug 17, 2015, 05:40:42 AM]:   Well, they were hinting at SOMETHING pretty big during that last meeting.
Geocorn [Aug 16, 2015, 09:32:29 PM]:   oh wow, that's quick
Heinrike [Aug 16, 2015, 09:32:40 PM]:   BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 11:21:33 PM]: YAY! HONK HONK!! http://i.imgur.com/5ROULFi.jpg http://img.ifcdn.com/images/d4fb..._1.jpg
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:32:41 PM]:   just needs to go over stuff with a scrubbing brush twice.
Geocorn [Aug 16, 2015, 09:33:04 PM]:   I guess it is only a KN but I kinda figured it wouldn't come out for a long time since the first VN is still indevelopment
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:33:08 PM]:   Hein!
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:33:10 PM]:   Heinrike: HONK HONK DAMN IT!
Elvis Strunk [Aug 17, 2015, 05:41:56 AM]:   Hi Ice.
[Aug 16, 2015, 09:33:39 PM]:   Geocorn hugs Heinchan
Elvis Strunk [Aug 17, 2015, 05:42:02 AM]:   How are you doing?
[Aug 16, 2015, 09:33:44 PM]:   mrgw4 is very confused
[Aug 16, 2015, 09:33:50 PM]:   Merne23 stops huggling Evils to hug Hein from behiend
[Aug 17, 2015, 05:43:01 AM]:   Elvis Strunk hugs the Merne that hugs Ice.
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:34:59 PM]:   Wanna see something that'll scar ya for life?
[Aug 16, 2015, 09:35:19 PM]:   Merne23 almost starts hyperventilating
YuriGamer27 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:35:22 PM]:   ...Not really.
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:35:25 PM]:   Heinrike might laugh
Elvis Strunk [Aug 17, 2015, 05:43:44 AM]:   I don't think you could scar me.
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:35:40 PM]:   Evils-senpai! y-y-y-y-y-you're hugging me!
Geocorn [Aug 16, 2015, 09:35:45 PM]:   why does the only cheap flight from Akron to Sprinfield, IL take me through NC and TX? *me scratches head*
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:36:00 PM]:   I'm dead serious, this one is just wrong in every way. It's 100000% safe for any situation, but it's dark.
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:36:09 PM]:   *wrong
[Aug 17, 2015, 05:44:34 AM]:   Elvis Strunk shrugs and stops hugging Merne.
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:36:16 PM]:   .....
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:36:20 PM]:   Bombs away!!!!!!!! http://i.imgur.com/vVeizaJ.jpg
Elvis Strunk [Aug 17, 2015, 05:44:45 AM]:   Show me.
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:36:39 PM]:   have seen before.
Elvis Strunk [Aug 17, 2015, 05:45:06 AM]:   Huh. New fetish, activate!
mrgw4 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:37:12 PM]:   ::)
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:37:22 PM]:   .-.
mrgw4 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:37:39 PM]:   I have got to stick to either real or internet conversations both is getting confusing
[Aug 16, 2015, 09:37:39 PM]:   BITE ME UNIVERSE takes cover from Elvis
[Aug 16, 2015, 09:37:59 PM]:   Merne23 tosses Evils another loli and a Fabulous Daki
Geocorn [Aug 16, 2015, 09:38:20 PM]:   bahaha
[Aug 17, 2015, 05:46:44 AM]:   Elvis Strunk puts the loli in the dakimakura to keep it warm, and then goes to make them cookies.
Geocorn [Aug 16, 2015, 09:38:39 PM]:   hey Mr when did you start outranking me?
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:38:56 PM]:   today... yesterday?
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:39:02 PM]:   within 24 hours
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:39:06 PM]:   Aww, that's adorable!
[Aug 16, 2015, 09:39:23 PM]:   Geocorn bows to his superior officers
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:39:25 PM]:   Enjoy this one! http://i.imgur.com/z7I8yMk.jpg
mrgw4 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:39:27 PM]:   iunno
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:39:29 PM]:   its funny!
Merne23 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:39:44 PM]:   Senpai! Who is the 'them'?
mrgw4 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:39:50 PM]:   XD
[Aug 17, 2015, 05:48:45 AM]:   Elvis Strunk makes cookies for both lolis, Merne, and himself.
[Aug 16, 2015, 09:40:50 PM]:   Merne23 hugs Hein tighter.
mrgw4 [Aug 16, 2015, 09:40:56 PM]:   :(
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:42:49 PM]:   Heinrike is being a good senpai and not noticing anyone but senpai's right now like she should....
Geocorn [Aug 16, 2015, 09:42:50 PM]:   aww :(
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 16, 2015, 09:43:29 PM]:   He see's you when you're sleeping, he knows when you've assassinated, he will find you in your hideout and scare the living shit out of you. http://i.imgur.com/6XZkJvb.jpg

Note: Those imgur links will expire soon...
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!! Because you all suck and need to lighten up  Me In a Nutshell
KomiTsuku [Sep 22, 2015, 03:43:44 PM]:But tentacle monsters are our friends. BITE ME UNIVERSE [Oct 16, 2016, 09:21:04 pm]:   because one type of forbidden love just isn't enough Afro-Kun [Facebook Nov 21, 2015, 22:40:01 PM]: "I WAS JUST HANDED TEA AND THEN; Friend: "I put the tea in "NTR"!" FRIEND PLS"

Offline Merne23

Re: The FTL Commbox logs!
« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2015, 04:57:29 am »
Congrats, Bee-meu. You are the third person to post logs.
Too bad you're a ham.

woolyshambler [Aug16, 2015, 10:13PM]: ah Merne, they should give you the RP guru badge. [Aug24, 2016, 07:54 pm]:   WeAreTheMeta believes one day Merne went to the sea. From that day on the sea has been salty. Gamerjunkie [Jan04, 2017, 12:09 am]: So wait. Are... are you masturbating right in front of Sylvia? Deeox2 [Feb26, 2017, 02:03am]: SO WE GET ON ANOTHER BOAT AND FUCK OFF TO ANTARCTICA. Revontulet [Apr07, 2017, 06:30am]: gotta seize the day like a tentacle monster Beemu seizes a busty Hein

Offline Pal

Re: The FTL Commbox logs!
« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2015, 01:06:40 pm »
*pal gets out carving knife*
Christmas ham?! =D

Heinrike [Nov 10, 2016, 11:00:11 am]: I'm bored too, but otherwise bored  Elvis Strunk [Dec 14, 2015, 01:43:59 AM]: Would make it easier to keep track of all the characters, at least. "They're all dead."
Eonymia [Dec 15, 2016, 10:14:17 pm]: Losers don't win, do drugs Arraxis [Feb 18, 2017, 03:12:47 am]: Slither me timbers

Offline Shirley

Re: The FTL Commbox logs!
« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2015, 05:00:05 am »
Congrats, Bee-meu. You are the third person to post logs.
Too bad you're a ham.

Technically, I'm #1.
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!! Because you all suck and need to lighten up  Me In a Nutshell
KomiTsuku [Sep 22, 2015, 03:43:44 PM]:But tentacle monsters are our friends. BITE ME UNIVERSE [Oct 16, 2016, 09:21:04 pm]:   because one type of forbidden love just isn't enough Afro-Kun [Facebook Nov 21, 2015, 22:40:01 PM]: "I WAS JUST HANDED TEA AND THEN; Friend: "I put the tea in "NTR"!" FRIEND PLS"

Offline Merne23

Re: The FTL Commbox logs!
« Reply #25 on: August 17, 2015, 05:01:43 am »
Technically, I'm #1.
More like #2

*pal gets out carving knife*
Christmas ham?! =D

If you want. I'm not having any.

woolyshambler [Aug16, 2015, 10:13PM]: ah Merne, they should give you the RP guru badge. [Aug24, 2016, 07:54 pm]:   WeAreTheMeta believes one day Merne went to the sea. From that day on the sea has been salty. Gamerjunkie [Jan04, 2017, 12:09 am]: So wait. Are... are you masturbating right in front of Sylvia? Deeox2 [Feb26, 2017, 02:03am]: SO WE GET ON ANOTHER BOAT AND FUCK OFF TO ANTARCTICA. Revontulet [Apr07, 2017, 06:30am]: gotta seize the day like a tentacle monster Beemu seizes a busty Hein

Offline Shirley

Re: The FTL Commbox logs!
« Reply #26 on: August 17, 2015, 05:03:27 am »
Technically, I'm #1.
More like #2

Bitch please, this entire topic started because I had the idea to post a chat log in the spam topic. My only mistake was not making this topic myself, but Verthand did a great job by starting it.

Gonna start with BMU post in the spam topic. This honestly made me laugh xD

IT'S A CONSPIRACY!! Because you all suck and need to lighten up  Me In a Nutshell
KomiTsuku [Sep 22, 2015, 03:43:44 PM]:But tentacle monsters are our friends. BITE ME UNIVERSE [Oct 16, 2016, 09:21:04 pm]:   because one type of forbidden love just isn't enough Afro-Kun [Facebook Nov 21, 2015, 22:40:01 PM]: "I WAS JUST HANDED TEA AND THEN; Friend: "I put the tea in "NTR"!" FRIEND PLS"

Offline Geocorn

Re: The FTL Commbox logs!
« Reply #27 on: August 17, 2015, 05:05:48 am »
Dammit I hate how sane these logs make me seem. The most unreasonable thing I did this time was hug Heinrike.

Offline Merne23

Re: The FTL Commbox logs!
« Reply #28 on: August 17, 2015, 05:06:21 am »
Technically, I'm #1.
More like #2

Bitch please, this entire topic started because I had the idea to post a chat log in the spam topic. My only mistake was not making this topic myself, but Verthand did a great job by starting it.
*looks in mirror* My face says I don't give a shit.

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BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 17, 2015, 01:00:27 AM]:   WHY THE FUCK HAVE I HEARD THIS SONG BEFORE???
mrgw4 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:00:50 AM]:   nice of you to tell us the song
mrgw4 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:01:05 AM]:   ::)
YuriGamer27 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:01:08 AM]:   What song?
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 17, 2015, 01:01:18 AM]:   The one fox posted...
Geocorn [Aug 17, 2015, 01:01:35 AM]:   My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R?
Geocorn [Aug 17, 2015, 01:01:38 AM]:   oh
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 17, 2015, 01:01:49 AM]:   And how did Elvis know of Ashcorp before Fox posted it/how did he know that fox was gonna post ashcorp..
Merne23 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:02:21 AM]:   Because Evils might like Ken Ashcorp?
Geocorn [Aug 17, 2015, 01:02:22 AM]:   he backed the illuminati on Kickstarter obviously
Merne23 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:02:36 AM]:   I know of him, I just keep forgetting he made that song
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 17, 2015, 01:04:41 AM]:   I have never heard of him...
Because this isn't a spam thread.

woolyshambler [Aug16, 2015, 10:13PM]: ah Merne, they should give you the RP guru badge. [Aug24, 2016, 07:54 pm]:   WeAreTheMeta believes one day Merne went to the sea. From that day on the sea has been salty. Gamerjunkie [Jan04, 2017, 12:09 am]: So wait. Are... are you masturbating right in front of Sylvia? Deeox2 [Feb26, 2017, 02:03am]: SO WE GET ON ANOTHER BOAT AND FUCK OFF TO ANTARCTICA. Revontulet [Apr07, 2017, 06:30am]: gotta seize the day like a tentacle monster Beemu seizes a busty Hein

Offline Shirley

Re: The FTL Commbox logs!
« Reply #29 on: August 17, 2015, 08:51:42 am »
BECAUSE WHEN I FUCKING NEKO, I FUCKING NEKO!!

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mrgw4 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:31:02 AM]:   and now is where I loose a lot of clones...
Merne23 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:31:57 AM]:   the problem is
Merne23 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:32:10 AM]:   you assert that it is Merne
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 17, 2015, 01:32:21 AM]:   Good night forum.
mrgw4 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:32:28 AM]:   night bmu
[Aug 17, 2015, 01:32:36 AM]:   mrgw4 kisses bmu goodnight
Merne23 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:32:41 AM]:   sleep, Bee-meu
mrgw4 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:32:44 AM]:   indeed I do
Merne23 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:33:03 AM]:   and then deny all the evidence that he is who he is.
Merne23 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:33:23 AM]:   What more. Can I do.
Merne23 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:33:28 AM]:   You fuck.
mrgw4 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:33:54 AM]:   pretty much what you did do.
mrgw4 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:34:40 AM]:   she's in denial about merne being alive as it is easier to think your hero failed then gave up.
Merne23 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:34:58 AM]:   the abolute last straw is pulling out the rune blade.
[Aug 17, 2015, 01:35:23 AM]:   Merne23 puts his hands to his face.
mrgw4 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:35:24 AM]:   It won't go that far ;)
Merne23 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:35:30 AM]:   Did neither.
Merne23 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:35:52 AM]:   not to kill her, mind. It's his signature weapon.
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 17, 2015, 01:36:10 AM]:   *Ahem.
Merne23 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:36:16 AM]:   The Colt is just his favorite sidearm.
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 17, 2015, 01:36:18 AM]:   apparently....I'm not done yet...
Merne23 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:36:38 AM]:   What is it, Bee-meu?
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 17, 2015, 01:38:13 AM]:   -inhales-
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 17, 2015, 01:38:26 AM]:   NEKOPARA VOL 0 HAS BEEN ANNOUCNED! https://nekoworks.booth.pm/item...opboard
Merne23 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:38:29 AM]:   oh dear.
Merne23 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:38:41 AM]:   oh wait, that's good.
[Aug 17, 2015, 01:38:50 AM]:   mrgw4 facepalms
Merne23 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:38:58 AM]:   but that doesn't mean you can't sleep, Bee-meu.
Merne23 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:39:52 AM]:   though why/how they're going backwards with the numbering is a flop
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 17, 2015, 01:40:24 AM]:   NEW PROFILE POCTRE!!
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 17, 2015, 01:40:27 AM]:   AND I FUCKING
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 17, 2015, 01:40:30 AM]:   JUST CHANGED IT
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 17, 2015, 01:40:32 AM]:   BUT OH WELL!
mrgw4 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:40:59 AM]:   ::)
mrgw4 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:41:12 AM]:   he's not sleeping for a while is he...
Merne23 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:41:25 AM]:   and of course it's of Strike Witches. Why wouldn't it be.
Merne23 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:41:52 AM]:   probably not. But we /could/ ignore him for the duration.
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 17, 2015, 01:42:13 AM]:   NO!!!!!
Merne23 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:42:40 AM]:   see, he's so out of it he can't read operative words.
mrgw4 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:43:10 AM]:   XD
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 17, 2015, 01:45:27 AM]:   NEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEK ONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONE KONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKON EKONEKONEKONEKONEKO
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BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 17, 2015, 01:45:50 AM]:   NEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEK ONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONE KONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKON EKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKO NEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEK ONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONE KONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKON EKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKO NEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEK ONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONE KONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKON EKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKO NEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEK ONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONE KONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKO
mrgw4 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:45:56 AM]:   can merne create arcane crystals?
Merne23 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:45:59 AM]:   he's gone wild.
Merne23 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:46:08 AM]:   If he tried.
mrgw4 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:46:18 AM]:   (the things Damned made a few times)
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 17, 2015, 01:46:21 AM]:   NEKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mrgw4 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:46:24 AM]:   ok cool
Merne23 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:47:00 AM]:   Not really a rational thing for him to do, though.
mrgw4 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:47:19 AM]:   will be in a minute
BITE ME UNIVERSE [Aug 17, 2015, 01:47:19 AM]:   GOOD NIGHT NOW!
mrgw4 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:47:38 AM]:   night bmu
Merne23 [Aug 17, 2015, 01:47:49 AM]:   sleep, Bee-meu
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!! Because you all suck and need to lighten up  Me In a Nutshell
KomiTsuku [Sep 22, 2015, 03:43:44 PM]:But tentacle monsters are our friends. BITE ME UNIVERSE [Oct 16, 2016, 09:21:04 pm]:   because one type of forbidden love just isn't enough Afro-Kun [Facebook Nov 21, 2015, 22:40:01 PM]: "I WAS JUST HANDED TEA AND THEN; Friend: "I put the tea in "NTR"!" FRIEND PLS"