Author Topic: Mystical Hyperia Kotatsu Shrine: Waifu Claim Thread  (Read 13875 times)

Offline WhydidIbuytheunionfrigate

Re: Mystical Hyperia Kotatsu Shrine: New Years Waifu Claim
« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2016, 06:13:51 am »
You horrible man! I thought you would be on the side of waifus, but it is not so! Waifus are not objects to be traded away! They are sacred beings, meant to be treasured and held close to one's heart!

I'm only sending you a PM to keep my waifus away from you horrible fiends! :P


Gamerjunkie seems to be the only one here that understands the true meaning of the word waifu. Many a weeaboos have perverted it's meaning, objectifying, twintailizing and even meidoizing it's meaning. It falls upon us to return to the world the real meaning of the word waifu and bring back peace and glory to this perverse world we live in!!

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*I'll send the PM eventually*

Ah... okay then...

I feel that Imca and I are more like partners than in any real sort of romantic relationship and I'm very much ok with that. However, in saying this, SHE'S MY Y-FU! So hands off... Otherwise you'll get to experience firsthand my ultimate power as The Psychotic Guardian! I hold the power to invoke... THE INNER YANDERE! So please,
Spoiler

Imca: What the hell are you doing?

Nothing! I'm just telling everyone that,

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(I made the second Pic)

Offline Merne23

Re: Mystical Hyperia Kotatsu Shrine: New Years Waifu Claim
« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2016, 04:49:21 am »
What if I don't send you a picture
What if I don't tell you mai top waifu materials and One True Waifu
What if I just keep on like I have been
How about you just keep your filthy cum-stained hands off mai waifu?

* Merne23 asks this, loading up his Benelli M4.

woolyshambler [Aug16, 2015, 10:13PM]: ah Merne, they should give you the RP guru badge. [Aug24, 2016, 07:54 pm]:   WeAreTheMeta believes one day Merne went to the sea. From that day on the sea has been salty. Gamerjunkie [Jan04, 2017, 12:09 am]: So wait. Are... are you masturbating right in front of Sylvia? Deeox2 [Feb26, 2017, 02:03am]: SO WE GET ON ANOTHER BOAT AND FUCK OFF TO ANTARCTICA. Revontulet [Apr07, 2017, 06:30am]: gotta seize the day like a tentacle monster Beemu seizes a busty Hein

Online Revontulet

Re: Mystical Hyperia Kotatsu Shrine: New Years Waifu Claim
« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2016, 04:53:42 am »
What if I don't send you a picture
What if I don't tell you mai top waifu materials and One True Waifu
What if I just keep on like I have been
How about you just keep your filthy cum-stained hands off mai waifu?

* Merne23 asks this, loading up his Benelli M4.

*pats Merne on the shoulder....with his sticky sticky hands*Oh its ok my bosom friend!  You already have one waifu, if you don't want another tho.....its your prerogative ;) 
Milten [Sep 13, 2016, 03:31:18 pm]:   Come on, Rev's soul is 99% lewd, 1% Kurumi
Deeox2 [Dec 16, 2016, 01:31:10 am]:   ... Wow, I think Jannti broke my world solely by existing, lol.

https://youtu.be/USTCUPm5WB0

Offline Merne23

Re: Mystical Hyperia Kotatsu Shrine: New Years Waifu Claim
« Reply #18 on: January 02, 2016, 05:17:25 am »
* Merne23 swiftly bashes Rev's face with the stock of his Benelli.

Like Hell I'll let some perv do as they like! Waifus are sacred! Waifus are laifu!
That is why you are Scum,

Not to mention you have the deplorable habit of using RP characters as viable waifu choices. I spit in the opposite direction of you, for I can no longer handle the sight of such a wretch.

woolyshambler [Aug16, 2015, 10:13PM]: ah Merne, they should give you the RP guru badge. [Aug24, 2016, 07:54 pm]:   WeAreTheMeta believes one day Merne went to the sea. From that day on the sea has been salty. Gamerjunkie [Jan04, 2017, 12:09 am]: So wait. Are... are you masturbating right in front of Sylvia? Deeox2 [Feb26, 2017, 02:03am]: SO WE GET ON ANOTHER BOAT AND FUCK OFF TO ANTARCTICA. Revontulet [Apr07, 2017, 06:30am]: gotta seize the day like a tentacle monster Beemu seizes a busty Hein

Offline Pal

Re: Mystical Hyperia Kotatsu Shrine: New Years Waifu Claim
« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2016, 05:23:44 am »
*takes all of 23's female rp chars for my harem*

Heinrike [Nov 10, 2016, 11:00:11 am]: I'm bored too, but otherwise bored  Elvis Strunk [Dec 14, 2015, 01:43:59 AM]: Would make it easier to keep track of all the characters, at least. "They're all dead."
Eonymia [Dec 15, 2016, 10:14:17 pm]: Losers don't win, do drugs Arraxis [Feb 18, 2017, 03:12:47 am]: Slither me timbers

Offline Merne23

Re: Mystical Hyperia Kotatsu Shrine: New Years Waifu Claim
« Reply #20 on: January 02, 2016, 05:24:55 am »
*takes all of 23's female rp chars for my harem*

* Merne23 watches each slip away under cover of blindness induced by the removal of Pal's eyes.

woolyshambler [Aug16, 2015, 10:13PM]: ah Merne, they should give you the RP guru badge. [Aug24, 2016, 07:54 pm]:   WeAreTheMeta believes one day Merne went to the sea. From that day on the sea has been salty. Gamerjunkie [Jan04, 2017, 12:09 am]: So wait. Are... are you masturbating right in front of Sylvia? Deeox2 [Feb26, 2017, 02:03am]: SO WE GET ON ANOTHER BOAT AND FUCK OFF TO ANTARCTICA. Revontulet [Apr07, 2017, 06:30am]: gotta seize the day like a tentacle monster Beemu seizes a busty Hein

Offline Pal

Re: Mystical Hyperia Kotatsu Shrine: New Years Waifu Claim
« Reply #21 on: January 02, 2016, 05:34:52 am »
*wonders why 23 stabbed one of his own dakis*

Heinrike [Nov 10, 2016, 11:00:11 am]: I'm bored too, but otherwise bored  Elvis Strunk [Dec 14, 2015, 01:43:59 AM]: Would make it easier to keep track of all the characters, at least. "They're all dead."
Eonymia [Dec 15, 2016, 10:14:17 pm]: Losers don't win, do drugs Arraxis [Feb 18, 2017, 03:12:47 am]: Slither me timbers

Offline Merne23

Re: Mystical Hyperia Kotatsu Shrine: New Years Waifu Claim
« Reply #22 on: January 02, 2016, 05:39:43 am »
You see there's this thing, called not being a scumlord.
It's a thing that involves not taking people's characters.
* Merne23 puts Pal in the eye-removed pillow cover. Merne23 then tosses it back to the field called "Pal's dreams."

woolyshambler [Aug16, 2015, 10:13PM]: ah Merne, they should give you the RP guru badge. [Aug24, 2016, 07:54 pm]:   WeAreTheMeta believes one day Merne went to the sea. From that day on the sea has been salty. Gamerjunkie [Jan04, 2017, 12:09 am]: So wait. Are... are you masturbating right in front of Sylvia? Deeox2 [Feb26, 2017, 02:03am]: SO WE GET ON ANOTHER BOAT AND FUCK OFF TO ANTARCTICA. Revontulet [Apr07, 2017, 06:30am]: gotta seize the day like a tentacle monster Beemu seizes a busty Hein

Online Revontulet

Re: Mystical Hyperia Kotatsu Shrine: New Years Waifu Claim
« Reply #23 on: January 02, 2016, 05:43:09 am »
Revon doubles back holding his nose. After a respite he event regains feeling in his face, knowing that there are many of nice waifu shoulder's to rest his weary head on and lament this brutality.

You know, you could just ask nicely for me NOT to accept forum rp characters as a selection  ::)
Milten [Sep 13, 2016, 03:31:18 pm]:   Come on, Rev's soul is 99% lewd, 1% Kurumi
Deeox2 [Dec 16, 2016, 01:31:10 am]:   ... Wow, I think Jannti broke my world solely by existing, lol.

https://youtu.be/USTCUPm5WB0

Offline Merne23

Re: Mystical Hyperia Kotatsu Shrine: New Years Waifu Claim
« Reply #24 on: January 02, 2016, 05:45:09 am »
What would this accomplish?
I feel like it would be little, if nothing.

woolyshambler [Aug16, 2015, 10:13PM]: ah Merne, they should give you the RP guru badge. [Aug24, 2016, 07:54 pm]:   WeAreTheMeta believes one day Merne went to the sea. From that day on the sea has been salty. Gamerjunkie [Jan04, 2017, 12:09 am]: So wait. Are... are you masturbating right in front of Sylvia? Deeox2 [Feb26, 2017, 02:03am]: SO WE GET ON ANOTHER BOAT AND FUCK OFF TO ANTARCTICA. Revontulet [Apr07, 2017, 06:30am]: gotta seize the day like a tentacle monster Beemu seizes a busty Hein

Online Revontulet

Re: Mystical Hyperia Kotatsu Shrine: New Years Waifu Claim
« Reply #25 on: January 02, 2016, 05:49:39 am »
No no *shakes a finger*, I'm always happy to help a friend.  Besides, once I announced people could claim ANY waifu (not already claimed), people have gone RABID.  I can't give specifics or statistics, but RP forum waifu are well...sort of on the bottom of the totem pole thus far...so plenty of time to change the policy.
Milten [Sep 13, 2016, 03:31:18 pm]:   Come on, Rev's soul is 99% lewd, 1% Kurumi
Deeox2 [Dec 16, 2016, 01:31:10 am]:   ... Wow, I think Jannti broke my world solely by existing, lol.

https://youtu.be/USTCUPm5WB0

Offline woolyshambler

Re: Mystical Hyperia Kotatsu Shrine: New Years Waifu Claim
« Reply #26 on: January 02, 2016, 05:57:06 am »
*WoolyShambler wipes foam and froth from his lips*

Rabid?  Who?  Surely not in this neighborhood...?
[May 13, 2016, 02:26:28 pm]:   Elvis Strunk will do his best to shoot Eli with a full load.
Elvis Strunk [May 13, 2016, 02:26:45 pm]:   of bullets
Elvis Strunk [May 15, 2016, 03:31:49 pm]:   Knat's the best part of the harem, and the shortest lasting.
Jynx [May 15, 2016, 03:33:36 pm]:   Stop foreshadowing Knat's death
woolyshambler [May 15, 2016, 03:34:13 pm]:   foreshadowing death!? elvis wasn't foreshadowing knat's premature ejaculation problem?

Online Revontulet

Re: Mystical Hyperia Kotatsu Shrine: New Years Waifu Claim
« Reply #27 on: January 02, 2016, 06:03:13 am »
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Not saying names....but I did get 20 PMs from one individual....each, with 2 candidates...
Milten [Sep 13, 2016, 03:31:18 pm]:   Come on, Rev's soul is 99% lewd, 1% Kurumi
Deeox2 [Dec 16, 2016, 01:31:10 am]:   ... Wow, I think Jannti broke my world solely by existing, lol.

https://youtu.be/USTCUPm5WB0

Offline woolyshambler

Re: Mystical Hyperia Kotatsu Shrine: New Years Waifu Claim
« Reply #28 on: January 02, 2016, 06:11:52 am »
It was Deeox, wasn't it!?  Filthy hypocrite!
[May 13, 2016, 02:26:28 pm]:   Elvis Strunk will do his best to shoot Eli with a full load.
Elvis Strunk [May 13, 2016, 02:26:45 pm]:   of bullets
Elvis Strunk [May 15, 2016, 03:31:49 pm]:   Knat's the best part of the harem, and the shortest lasting.
Jynx [May 15, 2016, 03:33:36 pm]:   Stop foreshadowing Knat's death
woolyshambler [May 15, 2016, 03:34:13 pm]:   foreshadowing death!? elvis wasn't foreshadowing knat's premature ejaculation problem?

Offline Gamerjunkie

Re: Mystical Hyperia Kotatsu Shrine: New Years Waifu Claim
« Reply #29 on: January 02, 2016, 02:22:13 pm »
It was Deeox, wasn't it!?  Filthy hypocrite!

I've said it before... Deeox is one of THOSE people. Acts like a prude, but is really the biggest pervert of them all... :P
rellimkram [Apr 03, 2016, 06:06:12 pm]:   Hyperspace Yuri Delivery: Service so fast we ship it before it's ever ordered
rellimkram [May 05, 2016, 03:42:02 pm]: I'm not sure if you're wanting Lola to tamper with school projectors to show porn during class, or if you want Lola to actually make porn during class
Elvis Strunk [Apr 03, 2017, 04:31:33 pm]: "You're under arrest... but we're not confiscating any of your stuff, guarding you in any fashion, or trying to actually prevent you from leaving." Elvis Strunk [Apr 03, 2017, 04:31:44 pm]: "We're good at copping."