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General Chat / Re: Warhammer 40k General Nonsense
« on: October 15, 2015, 08:09:37 pm »
The last one was just epic !!

I kissed a swamp x) Excellent.

General Chat / Re: Warhammer 40k General Nonsense
« on: October 15, 2015, 07:39:31 pm »
Warhammer 40k General Nonsense

Everything in 40k is a non sense. Everything.

"Ya know the future is desperate, we have no chance of surviving, that's why we the Imperium are winning every battle with no loss at all because of mutta fucka Spehs Mahreens !!! Die and burn heretics !!!"


Warhammer 40k....

If there was an opening to Wh40k that would be this :

It's getting more and more expensive each year.

Obviously my salary isn't growing at the same rate Wh40k is growing in terms of price. Buying a new codex every 4 years of course. Buying a new one every two years plus all the new things that comes with the new codex, I can't bear that. Especially when I got multiple armies. Moreover when new codex cost twice the price of the previous ones and the new units are also twice as expensive as the others.

The only thing I got to say : screw Games Workshop ! Death to the Emperor !




Mafia Vortex / Re: No Waifu No Laifu Mafia- Waifu's Eve
« on: September 25, 2015, 10:16:36 am »
(Out of game :

Must surrender. Sorry for you friends. Got to leave for another 3 days trip (after the 3 days last week and the week-end where I couldn't connect before 10 P.M.)

No time to post recently, and will not have any time for that even after my new trip.

Ya know someone called Ava Crescentia president of the student council ? Well that's somehow me that year, I'm not doing as much paperwork as her, nonetheless I have a lot of administrativ stuff to do for other students even during my poor hollidays.

Good bye then, see ya in 3 days)

Mafia Vortex / Re: No Waifu No Laifu Mafia- Samu's Space Whale Yacht Club
« on: September 14, 2015, 09:57:48 pm »
"This is weird for a little soldier to tell us who she is. This is not clever. You should learn more about the art of waiting in the shadows." said N's waifu still playing with her weird pieces of paper.

'Y-Ya know, we could protect her know she told us who she was ..?'

"Protecting her ? I'll give you my turn then, don't want to help her based on some fallacious assumptions. We have no proofs Merne was true when voting for Pal, all I know is that he's looking kind of suspicious ... just like Merne." the weird pieces of paper were fluttering around her "I won't strike based on so little proofs. Would be silly to reveal everything I got for that. You should have done the same ... enforcer. "

Mafia Vortex / Re: No Waifu No Laifu Mafia- Wooly Estate
« on: September 11, 2015, 02:43:33 pm »
N's waifu saw a mrgw clone bringing sushi to the couples. Immediately, she woke up, followed by her husbando. They both took a portion of sushis, californias, makis and everything else, then they sat, cross-leged, almost simultaneously, and with the same synchronisation they said

"Itadakimasu !"

while taking with their own chopsticks their first california.

Mafia Vortex / Re: No Waifu No Laifu Mafia- Wooly Estate
« on: September 11, 2015, 08:30:52 am »
"And then, what are we waiting for ?"

The beautifull woman sat on a nearby chair.

"Don't know sweetie, but we can have some .... fun while waiting I guess" N said with a lewd nod, showing with his lack-of-arm .... a hanafuda game.

*a few minuts passed*

Everyone heard a clear and loud laugh from N's waifu.

"Ha ha ! Looser !"

N sighed and took off his lack-of-shirt. How he did manage to lose the first game while using a "Strip Hanafuda for husbando wanting to win over his waifu by cheating" that'll be a mystery.

"I-I want a rematch !"

"Deal ! Today I feel like I want to see you naked. I'll teach you modesty.

"B-But you already know I'm nothing" N was sad and a bit afraid his waifu wanted so much to see him like that. He then thought he actually shouldn't have entered her room while she was dressing this morning.

N sighed. She was definitely tough styled. But this was how he loved her.

"Second time you loose 'sweetie'. Take off your pant know.

Night promised to be very long...

Mafia Vortex / Re: No Waifu No Laifu Mafia- Wooly Estate
« on: September 10, 2015, 11:29:49 pm »
Something, or perhaps someone, hard to say with such a weird character pinched the hentai from Naps waifu.

"My my ! This is so cute ! Want to do this kind of things tonight !" said the strange lack-of-thing (perhaps should we call this Nothing ?)

"Such a pervert..." sighed a girl nearby that strange lack-of-thing. She was perhaps less than thirty, black haired with a kabuki haircut, and ... errr, gorgeous. Everyone noticed her very light dress was quite modern, the kind of one you expected to see in some social event more than in a lost estate.

"Do you realize I just left my family to follow you there ? So now stop this mess !" she then draw a weird piece of paper from a hidden pocket and threw it on N' (let's call such nothing N, that'll be easier).

"Ow ! It hurts ! /surrend /surrend" begged N'

"Here keep it, don't need this anymore" N' gave back the hentai book .... afterall he saw everything he wanted.

Mafia Vortex / Re: Mass Effect Mafia: Day 4 - Captain's Cabin
« on: August 28, 2015, 12:27:47 pm »
I... I don't know who we must believe, but still woolyshambler had good ideas from now on, though they were not always well executed. We had bad luck but last night we should have killed a mafioso without having any loss.... Things went not well and so we lost our detectiv, still it was not a bad idea.

I assume wooly is right today too, Pal is the most suspicious of the last of us.

Vote : PAL

Mafia Vortex / Re: Your Waifu/Husbando (Is Shit) Mafia Sign Ups
« on: August 28, 2015, 07:08:31 am »
Can I join in ?

Mafia Vortex / Re: Mass Effect Mafia: Day 3 - Cargo Bay
« on: August 26, 2015, 03:37:28 am »
"Damn it! Commander.... You were always the first in battle... And now you'll be in the first to reach heavens..."

The Nothing Sheperd rises his glass of wine.

"To Commander Sheperd !" and he swallows his glass bottoms up.

Mafia Vortex / Re: Mass Effect Mafia: Day 2 - CIC
« on: August 23, 2015, 11:21:30 pm »
"Certainly, but what I can tell is that if I were the detective, I wouldn't tell it to anyone at this point of the game. It would be just like hanging a big target up my neck"

Mafia Vortex / Re: Mass Effect Mafia: Day 2 - CIC
« on: August 23, 2015, 10:49:30 pm »

"I'm glad to see my little experiment was a success, though not the one I expected. I thought you would be all clever enough to understand by yourselves that accusing people on some words, without any claim of being someone, was pointless. Nonetheless, you didn't lynch me, thanks god. My faith in humanity (... and ... aliens somehow) is stronger than ever.

... And in AI too of course ... EDI."

Mafia Vortex / Re: Mass Effect Mafia: Day 2 - CIC
« on: August 23, 2015, 05:59:21 pm »
{{I'm off for tonight, go to take a train, and go back to work tomorrow, don't know if I could post later, have a good night }}

Mafia Vortex / Re: Mass Effect Mafia: Day 2 - CIC
« on: August 23, 2015, 05:57:39 pm »
(This isn't just role-play Nothing.)
Very well. I agree with the logic of those before me. Nothing, are you sure you're not just trying to deflect suspicion onto Elvis?

Vote: The Nothing

"Wasn't it what NAPS Sheperd obviously did ?"

Napshepard looks at Nothingshepard. "That is just what a mafia would do. You make obvious you are a mafia so people think that there is no way you are a mafia. I actually like this. Let's make the experiment, 'for science'."

"So just tell you want to kill me, not that you're voting because you think I'm trying to deflect on something else the vote, after what NAPS Sheperd said to begin that vote this would be total bullshit. So be at least honest and ballsy and admit you just want someone to die."

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